I remember our apartment in the projects.
I had a corner room with a window that looked down on the courtyard.
Had this white lady that lived downstairs from me that had the thickest thighs and fattest ass...and this little pomeranian (I think) dog.
(Where the fukk she found that shyt in the Bx in the 90's I'll never know...)
She used to get undressed by her window and maaaan...when I tell you she had the titty game on lock...SHE HAD THAT shyt ON LOCK!!

But that ass was allllllll cottage cheese....yikes.
Saw her ass every fukkin day and used to bust to memories of them perfect tittays as a teen for like 2 summers in a row.
then right before we moved, I got the prize...
I saw some brotha pushin up on her in the front of the building when I was getting in one afternoon, sure as shyt I peeped them coming in the building together while I was hanging out in the lobby with my friends.
So I ran up to my room and opened the window and got in position to peep a look....nothing....5 minutes go by....nothing.
But then I hear....




Homeboy was blowin her back the fukk out!!!
Was mad that it wasn't me...but got my nut out, best believe.
Tried to push up on her myself the next summer...no joy.
She said I was cute...patted me on the head and kept on walking.
First time gettin shot down by an older woman...