are there many things sadder than a new barber...

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The Coli is far from reality but I swear sometimes YALL hit the nail right on the head. Every fukking time I go to the new barber or the barber who doesn't get much clients, they always fukk up my hair. Smfh :snoop:

They either leave too much hair on my head or fukk up my hairline. :mjcry:
 

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I went barbers just to get my hair and beard shaped up a couple months ago

Main barber had a queue so I thought fukk it lemme give the new guy a shot. Its only a shape up right?

I'm in the chair for over 30 mins coaching this motherfukker how to do my beard right :stopitslime:

Got home and realised he didn't even shape the back of my head right either :mjcry:.

Never again
 

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i been cutting my own hair for bout a year now, bought some andis clippers and outliners like u see at the barbershop. cant get it quite barbershop fresh but i cleanup nice :manny:.
just go to the barber and then trace what he did, save time and money.
 

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I go to a all black shop by my new crib first time there its a black dude who had about 10 people waiting on him im like he dope but the Hispanic guy didn't have none so I went to him he cut me up fresh went back bout 2 weeks Hispanic guy was full so I went to the black guy with all the people he messed me up never again
 

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never had any problems except the clipper being too sharp for the edge up :francis:
 

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Yep, a barber that refuses to listen is much worse.


Barber so used to just giving you a taper and trim no matter what you ask he messes it up.

You'll be tryna go for a new look, goring the facial hair. Barber like You want me to take it down.... "Yeah, just a lil bit tho..." Barber takes off an inch. :sadcam:

"Yo give me a mohawk with the curly fro on top" "Bet" *Barber gives you a taper fade with a random stripe of un touched hair/" Like nikka wtf, you gonna bend this ho or what?
 

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I live in a county right outside NYC and it has a sizable Dominican population, though I never heard of Dominican barbers posing a threat to black barbers when it comes to black customers. Heard about Dominican salons vs black salons, but not barbers.

Dominicans open up 7 days a week..

That's really how they creep up and take customers...

If nikkas think he did 85% of the job his usual barber does, he feels that he can teach him the other 15%...convenience+potential

Next thing you know, he splitting with 2 barbers..
 

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:dead: bet you cried in the car too

Would you brehs ever let a cac cut your hair? :patrice:
I let a few cut it. One was cool and nice with it but he always had drama in his life talking on the phone while cutting my hair had me like<<.

I had another dude tho. He was cool too, tried to get me to get him airline tickets. I crossed him tho. The barbers at his shop were cool but couldn't really cut and it had me skressin.

One time I had waves, the cleanest waves ever, I mean nikkas was instagramming my ish and hashtagging #swimteam #olympics,etc. I told the white boy to take my hair down a bit, he cut my waves off. And that's when I ended our relationship.

I had another white person cut off my waves, it was an old Turkish man in Berlin, that nikka made me almost bald with fading receeding hairline, I was so lost. He couldn't speak English so this other Turkish dude translated for me, looking back maybe that nikka set me up :ohhh:
 

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Most new barbers are cool. I don't understand the myth of them being terrible(must be from that movie) They actually take their time and do extra shyt because they are trying to build clientele
 
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