Are you able to make a friend?

[Nymbus]

if some rando enters my sphere (personal space) and begins
to "chop it up" with me, i would inwardly be suspicious and
defensive. outwardly i would attempt to appear unfazed while
i observe and or conversate if homie isn't giving of wild vibes.
but if my phone number comes into the convo and we ain't
talking business i'm ejecting from the situation as soon as possible.

I would assume some wack sales pitch is imminent

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I used to do this with ease but I've become a recluse as I've gotten older.

Nowadays I'm that dude that's always sizing ppl up tryna figure out their angle nowadays and I'm a lil paranoid.

I'm like Bruce Wayne at the beginning of The Dark Knight rises. Sitting at home with my bad knees walking with a cane

I been thinking about it lately and I wonder if it's all my mind playing tricks on me. One of the reasons im trying to get to peak shape cause I need to know if in shape Neo will be in a different headspade from Covid lbs Neo

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

i can make friends with guys pretty easily but they always derail it up because they want to smash.
last friend i tried to make admitted "i have a lot of female friends, but i am not attracted to them so we can hang out no problem"
so just cuz i'm cute or whatever i get the short end of the stick.... make it make sense. it's supposed to be in my favor shyt be blowing me

Lowkey this is one of the reasons I have no women friends. I be thinking that we just platonic and cool but nah they be tryna get my boxers off

 

[UpAndComing]

Lowkey this is one of the reasons I have no women friends. I be thinking that we just platonic and cool but nah they be tryna get my boxers off

Only women friends I have is if I knew them since Elementary or Junior high school. Cause we are basically siblings at that point lol

 

[SheWantTheD]

if some rando enters my sphere (personal space) and begins
to "chop it up" with me, i would inwardly be suspicious and
defensive. outwardly i would attempt to appear unfazed while
i observe and or conversate if homie isn't giving of wild vibes.
but if my phone number comes into the convo and we ain't
talking business i'm ejecting from the situation as soon as possible.

For sure to everything. Especially the bolded.

These nikkaz scared of making friends..

What y'all think dude tryna set you up or wants the buns??

 

[SheWantTheD]

Lowkey this is one of the reasons I have no women friends. I be thinking that we just platonic and cool but nah they be tryna get my boxers off

In a male female friendship at least one person wants to smash.

I've had female friends that once they figured out I wasn't giving them no D, they disappeared like Casper.

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Nah..
I'm from NYC..
We don't do all that friendly shyt...

Not at all.

Unfortunately, I’m conditioned that if you pull up, I’m already naturally suspicious because most people don’t talk (only speaking for the east coast) only if they want something/sizing you up

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Nah..
I'm from NYC..
We don't do all that friendly shyt...

same here, although I’ve heard Bronx dudes do that shyt when they trying to set you up. Fortunately, I haven’t been able to verify from personal experience.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

These nikkaz scared of making friends..

What y'all think dude tryna set you up or wants the buns??

possibly, yes.

 

[SheWantTheD]

possibly, yes.

You can't meet up with breh at a public place?

 

[Smokin Rider]

Hell yeah, Im great at making friends. But upkeep is piss poor because I choose to.

This is me, I just let friendships wither and die especially work colleagues after they or I leave

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

You can't meet up with breh at a public place?

if it is planned ahead of time and i know them.
but if some rando runs up on me....yo, let me tell you something.
my girl and i would occasionally go to a spa. it was all unisex except
for one part. after we were done with the main part we would go off to
the section that is women/men only. this is where you go nude and just
mac out. i personally love being nude in public. i've been to nude beaches
and spas before so this really wasn't a thing for me.

or so i thought.

it's a good sized room with 4 hot tubs of varying temps that could easily fit 15 people in each.
no reason for another man to come within my vicinity considering that at no time was i ever in
a hot tub with anymore than 1 or 2 other men at a time. if i had i big ass joint to myself i would rock
that shyt for as long as i wanted. if another man entered i would suck my teeth and crack
my neck. if another another man entered i would bop out to the next empty one.

so after 20 minutes or so i move to the open shower section in the corner of the space.
i'm showering the same way i would at the YMCA after swimming and thought nothing of it.

i'm washing soap outta my eyes when i feel someone tap my back.
keep in mind i'm ass naked with soap in my face.
i turn around and there is a short, old, fat, eastern euro or mediterranean dude. he's ass naked like
everyone else. he says "Where are you from?"

it took .0001 seconds for me to see what my man was all about.
i turned off my shower, grabbed my towel and booked to my locker.

had a good laugh with my girl afterwards.

 

[Sterling Archer]

These nikkaz scared of making friends..

What y'all think dude tryna set you up or wants the buns??

I’m scared to make friends because I don’t give my number to nikkas trying to holla in the mall?


Get that dumbass shyt the fukk outta here. I got too many friends as it is. I don’t need “new” ones. If you don’t already have my number, you gotta be talking about business to get it. This ain’t middle school.

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't have the energy but I have before.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I’m scared to make friends because I don’t give my number to nikkas trying to holla in the mall?


Get that dumbass shyt the fukk outta here. I got too many friends as it is. I don’t need “new” ones. If you don’t already have my number, you gotta be talking about business to get it. This ain’t middle school.

i'm dying over here.

imagine another grown ass man running up on you and looking into your
eyes like a full half a retard talking about "Lemme get your numbers."

fukk all that.