Atheist brehs, how did your parents react when you told them/they found out you were an atheist?

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I told my dad he didn't care but he just told me "Don't tell your grandmother." :heh:

As far as my mom goes I don't even care. She's so brainwashed into that religious shyt it's comical. If I told her she'd probably cuss me out and tell me I'm going to Hell but she's threatened to send me to Hell so many times its lost its shock-value.:heh:
 

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Never told my mother, but I would if she asked.

My father doesn't know shyt about me other than the fact that I'm a non-believer. He's a know-it-all and tried to talk down to me but he subscribes to the "I just believe in God" because his fat ass doesn't have the actual discipline to actually be the religious person he thinks he is and go to church :pachaha:
 

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My mom knows. I was like "Me and my brother don't believe that crap" and she was just like ":usure: you better believe"

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Never really talked to my dad about it. He probably would just :manny:

Neither of them go to church and religion was never a big aspect of our lives outside of grade school for me and my brother (We actually went to catholic school until grade 7 for me and 6 for him).
 

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i don't know if im either atheist or agnostic (just sick of the bullshyt), but my father's a preacher.
if he finds out, im dead.
 

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i don't know if im either atheist or agnostic (just sick of the bullshyt), but my father's a preacher.
if he finds out, im dead.
Answer these following questions as directly as possible:

1. Do you know if theres a god?

2. Do you believe that there is a god?

Yes or No to both. Theres no in-between. I'll explain your results in detail if you follow the rules.
 

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Answer these following questions as directly as possible:

1. Do you know if theres a god?

2. Do you believe that there is a god?

Yes or No to both. Theres no in-between. I'll explain your results in detail if you follow the rules.
I believe in a higher spiritual power.
 

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My parents haven't found out yet :lolbron:
They would probably tie me to a chair and drag me to church though. I had to go for the first full 18 years of my life. Like, I'd missed maybe 6 or 7 Sundays total. Its not just them either, my grandparents (on my mother's side) my aunts and uncles, my first cousins, and even some far off relatives would all have massive strokes if they found out. I plan on living in a different state so the pressure won't be on :patrice:
Its funny because I was the religious scholar of the district :mjlol: And the best youth speaker.
I need my mom to help me with these last few payments for school :mjcry: So I guess I'll be at church a few more months
 

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I would probably give my Grandmother a heart attack if I told her :whoa:

My mother hasn't been to the fraudulent church in years, doesn't pray, laughs at devoted religious people but still believes in "God" :aicmon:


My father is one of those showoff religious types, always got to make a damn scene and an annoucement when he's doing something religious:mjlol:.
 
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