ATTENTION: All COLI CHEAP NIKKAS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CHICS ON FIRST DATES

[stave]

He said all that and conveniently left out the part about beating?

He's playing the long con and gonna end up simping too much smh

But memories are invaluable

 

[Deafheaven]

This pusseh nikka done came and bogarded derrick jaxson whole lane

 

[AnotherRoute]

This is a first date or a marriage proposal? Imagine doing this every time you think you found the one.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

1. This guy is a prettyboy with light brown eyes. You can't really be sure if the advice would work for you.

2. Most his followers are WOMEN. So will your date be as impressed if she already saw this post?

3. Guys, if a woman likes you, you can just straight up invite her over to your crib. In fact, you risk losing her if you take too long to do this.

 

[Gold]

This is a first date or a marriage proposal? .

I was reading this thinking the same thing

 

[Imhotep2]

Beta Male sucka ass simp throws $100+ on a 5 star restaurant meal for some hoe and goes home with a dry dikk

Meanwhile Her deadbeat nikka that's busting nuts in her draws is eating the leftovers while in intermission

 

[humminbird]

yikes

 

[Giselle]

I prefer activity dates in general and as first dates instead of dinner dates. Don’t you EVER order for me unless I ask you to, or I’m not there or we’re in the drive through and you’re closer to the window. In both cases, you’d be repeating what I told you I wanted.

In conclusion, not all women are the same. Find out the preferences of that particular woman vs giving her what y’all assume women in general are supposed to like. That is more impressive and shows that you pay attention.

You’re welcome

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Who mans is this

 

[Strapped]

Fux all that bs

 

[Clay Puppington]

Why he put black ice in all caps like you could only get it at boutique stores

 

[Womb Raider]

Yooo

I really hate this nikka. He from my city and I’ve actually run into him a few times (we have similar circles). Don’t take this nikka advice it’s gonna waste your money and get you played

 

[Neuromancer]

Negged for posting simp babble.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Dude is a lame. I've seen a couple of interviews of him and his wife, and she treats him like a child, on camera. I can only imagine how she treats him in private.

He seems to be a good businessman, but the last thing men should be doing is taking dating advice from married men, especially the henpecked ones.

 

[analog]

Went through all those slides waiting on a #HOH twist that never came.

fukk outta here with that ultra simp bullshyt


Edit: To make matters worse, even if you do this for a woman you truly love and end up marrying, you'll forever have to maintain that standard, else she hit you with the "you used to care about me, buy me flowers, fancy dinners... hell you don't even hold the door open for me anymore".

bytch you got hands, open your own damn door.