ATTENTION: All COLI CHEAP NIKKAS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CHICS ON FIRST DATES

[Deafheaven]

So this nikka is an...accountant? Where did all this simp babble come from. And to top it off he like do all this to bag a dana chanel his wiz is cute but she not do all this stupid shyt first date bad

 

[You Win Perfect]

Meanwhile, most these young women let the guys they're actually attracted to smash with no date and no $

still a virgin huh? sorry about that.

anybody bringing up money or whatever when going on date with a female needs to just step their finances up.
I spend $100-$150 probably on a date on average and its pocket change. I'm not worried about the cost. Just worried about enjoying myself with shorty. If all you want to do is smash then just tell her and skip the date, you dusty incels.

 

[The Fade]

Iont want a wife like his


Here’s better advice: be a bum ass nikka

Had more bougie p*ssy than ever when I was jobless running up my credit card with my rimless car

Chicks making near 6 figures straight out of college

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

Negged for Simp babble

 

[Mordith]

I drive a M3 I don't have to do all of that....

 

[Deafheaven]

still a virgin huh? sorry about that.

anybody bringing up money or whatever when going on date with a female needs to just step their finances up.
I spend $100-$150 probably on a date on average and its pocket change. I'm not worried about the cost. Just worried about enjoying myself with shorty. If all you want to do is smash then just tell her and skip the date, you dusty incels.

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Chicken wings a fries we don't go on dates!

 

[Take It In Blood]

All I got for hoes is hard dikk and bubble gum

 

[Mike809]

He forgot the last slide "Wait by her apartment door until her fukkbuddy comes along , and then let him know that you got her all prepared for him".

 

[Ruck]

You dont do this kind of shyt on a first date. You do this for a woman you are still deeply in love with 3 years in and you know she loves you unconditionally.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Do all that and get a hug at the end of the night brehs

 

[All Women Are Queens]

Two weeks in advance?

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

And after you drop her off she get her back blown out by that nikka who just got outta prison who at the crib with half eaten chicken nuggets and his boys Netflix login info.

 

[TEH]

 

[GoFlipAPack]

That's doing too much. The woman is gonna think something is wrong with you.

Breh said order for her dude is a simp