Bad Situations You Narrowly Avoided Due To Spidey Sense…

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Call it experience, intuition, luck or whatever the fukk!

Yesterday I got home and had planned to work out in my building. I was in a rush because the gym is on the schedule. Had to take a shyt but didn’t think anything of it because there’s a bathroom in the gym too. I get there and right before I used it something told me to slow down…

I gave the toilet a test flush and nothing happened!

Had I have just went ahead I would’ve had to either call the super, get a plunger or bring a bucket of water to force flush it. Keep in mind everyone is aware who is scheduled to use the gym because it’s a shared calendar

Could you have imagined if I couldn’t figure it out before the next person was due to use it? Hahsgaaha

 

[NinoBrown]

Incriminate yourselves online bretheren, I plead the 5th...

 

[Kasgoinjail]

When I was in school I watched this chick steal someone's fountain pen, then help them look for it.

Since then, anything to do with money or possessions around that person my senses start tingling and I get that flashback. Eventually cut them off before they could do me real dirt

Lol I'm born at night not last night.

 

[Luke Cage]

When I was in school I watched this chick steal someone's fountain pen, then help them look for it.

Since then, anything to do with money or possessions around that person my senses start tingling and I get that flashback. Eventually cut them off before they could do me real dirt

Lol I'm born at night not last night.

I did that to a girl in 2nd grade. Stole her ring and helped her look for it. But that was actually the plan. Didn't have an interest in her ring actually.
Just a childish way of getting attention

 

[Vandelay]

Getting robbed multiple times
Accidentally setting myself in fire
Getting caught up with a homie who got caught cheating

 

[Doobie Doo]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Getting robbed multiple times
Accidentally setting myself in fire
Getting caught up with a homie who got caught cheating

Sound like you don't understand this thread.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Walking into or going with @The God Poster to ANY and ALL the Diddy Parties, he used to go to with Neo and some other coli brehs that get into debauchery

 

[Fresh]

goin raw in a woman

 

[Regular Developer]

After a deployment to production for work, something told me to check if our very significant jobs were still in production, and they weren't. I called admins asap and got the repo redployed... woulda been a long morning otherwise.

Then on a more physical aspect, I was helping my aunt and uncle move items out of storage to their new medical office. one of the fiiling cabinets start to fall over, and I quickly jumped and landed my feet where the filing cabinet would not strike. my shins would have been done for

 

[JuvenileHell]

RAW

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

The year was 2009, I was only 21 or 22 at the time….and I had booked this broad

Hit her up to see if she was tryna link up and smoke some loud together

She told me come past her crib

She shot me the address, come to find out this chick lived in Latrobe Projects over East Baltimore (for those who ain’t from the area)

Still I wasn’t shook, I ain’t no bytch… so I rode out

I get there, she looking thick AF wearing this lil house dress, booty and titties bouncing around everywhere when she walked


We smoke like 2 blunts of some … she pulled out the bottle of henny… at this point we lit like a mf…

This chick was hood af and she was wearing a very revealing house dress so I already knew where her mind was at… I already knew she was a freak and that it probably wouldn’t be too difficult to smash

She turned the tv off and put some music on so I knew what time it was….After a while I get a grabbing and feeling up on her kissing on her neck, eventually sucking on her titties

Her phone starts going off, she ignore it.. it goes off again probably 4-5 more times and she ignores…. Finally she picks up after like half a dozen times and she tells who ever it is, she gonna call them right back and she hung up in a hurry…

She then starts rushing me and says we should go in her bedroom, she starts grabbing and pulling me…

So I’m like, we already here in the living room, you live alone, we already in here and I’m hard as a missle… let’s just go at it right here


She says no, let’s go to the bedroom. And this time she was kinda aggressive about it. And right then, something went off in me and didnt feel right… for some reason her tryna pull me to the bedroom made me nervous eat the time I didn’t know why cuz I really wanted to fukk this chick

I told her I had to piss before we fukked and I went to the bathroom… while I’m in there, I had this voice inside of me just telling me to “get the fukk outta here NOW!!” I don’t know where the voice came from, maybe it was my dead father speaking to me from his grave, maybe it was God, maybe it was my street smarts kicking in, idk… but all I know is I got an uneasy feeling in my stomach and I had to leave this bytches crib.

I come out the bathroom and I straight up tell her I gotta go… she resisted of course but I didn’t give af… I didn’t even bother grabbing the rest of my weed from off the table I just booked it and got the fukk outta there, she was looking at me like I was crazy but I’d didn’t care

On my way out I seem a rugged rough looking nikka bopping towards me, he gave me a brief look but kept it moving right in the same direction where I had just came from.. I didn’t even stick around to see what unit he went in

I walk through the projects to the street and got in my car fast af and pulled off

The next day the bytch calls me and is kinda making fun of me, saying I was scared and all that dumb shyt… but then proceeds to tell me that it was good that I left because her ex literally come over less than 2 minutes after I dipped and that he thought someone was over there with her….(probably the same nikka I saw on my way out)…

She thought it was funny and tried to say that it was her ex and he’s obsessed with her but that he’s “not built like that… he been locked up a few times but he probably wouldn’t have done nothing, he a bytch for real” ———— yeah aight bytch! Foh that’s what y’all all say smh

After that I decided to dead that bytch, blocked her number and never hit her up again… chicks like that get nikkas killed everyday… a dude in latrube projects at that time of night, who looks the way that he looked, who still obsessed with you and thats probably who was blowing up your phone??? That nikka DEFINITELY had the burner on him… I’m not fighting not dying over you

I saved my own life that night

 

[Crude]

Not getting in the car with my cousin. He ended up wrecking and it didn’t look like a passenger would have survived accident.

My spidey sense has tingled a couple times with different women that I knew were setting me up to get my pockets ran (robbed).

I’m not going to say it’s spidey sense as much as discernment and intuition. The energy is off with certain people and I can tell when folks have been talking down on my name and aren’t to be trusted.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

The year was 2009, and I had booked this broad

Hit her up to see if she was tryna link up and smoke some loud together

She told me come past her crib

She shot me the address, come to find out this chick lived in Latrobe Projects over East Baltimore (for those who ain’t from the area)

Still I wasn’t shook, I ain’t no bytch… so I rode out

I get there, she looking thick AF wearing this lil house dress, booty and titties bouncing around everywhere when she walked


We smoke like 2 blunts of some … she pulled out the bottle of henny… at this point we lit like a mf…

This chick was hood af and she was wearing a very revealing house dress so I already knew where her mind was at… I already knew she was a freak and that it probably wouldn’t be too difficult to smash

She turned the tv off and put some music on so I knew what time it was….After a while I get a grabbing and feeling up on her kissing on her neck, eventually sucking on her titties

Her phone starts going off, she ignore it.. it goes off again probably 4-5 more times and she ignores…. Finally she picks up after like half a dozen times and she tells who ever it is, she gonna call them right back and she hung up in a hurry…

She then starts rushing me and says we should go in her bedroom, she starts grabbing and pulling me…

So I’m like, we already here in the living room, you live alone, we already in here and I’m hard as a missle… let’s just go at it right here


She says no, let’s go to the bedroom. And this time she was kinda aggressive about it. And right then, something went off in me and didnt feel right… for some reason her tryna pull me to the bedroom made me nervous eat the time I didn’t know why cuz I really wanted to fukk this chick

I told her I had to piss before we fukked and I went to the bathroom… while I’m in there, I had this voice inside of me just telling me to “get the fukk outta here NOW!!” I don’t know where the voice came from, maybe it was my dead father speaking to me from his grave, maybe it was God, maybe it was my street smarts kicking in, idk… but all I know is I got an uneasy feeling in my stomach and I had to leave this bytches crib.

I come out the bathroom and I straight up tell her I gotta go… she resisted of course but I didn’t give af… I didn’t even bother grabbing the rest of my weed from off the table I just booked it and got the fukk outta there, she was looking at me like I was crazy but I’d didn’t care

On my way out I seem a rugged rough looking nikka bopping towards me, he gave me a brief look but kept it moving right in the same direction where I had just came from.. I didn’t even stick around to see what unit he went in

I walk through the projects to the street and got in my car fast af and pulled off

The next day the bytch calls me and is kinda making fun of me, saying I was scared and all that dumb shyt… but then proceeds to tell me that it was good that I left because her ex literally come over less than 2 minutes after I dipped and that he thought someone was over there with her….(probably the same nikka I saw on my way out)…

She thought it was funny and tried to say that it was her ex and he’s obsessed with her but that he’s “not built like that… he been locked up a few times but he probably wouldn’t have done nothing, he a bytch for real” ———— yeah aight bytch! Foh that’s what y’all all say smh

After that I decided to dead that bytch, blocked her number and never hit her up again… chicks like that get nikkas killed everyday… a dude in latrube projects at that time of night, who looks the way that he looked, who still obsessed with you and thats probably who was blowing up your phone??? That nikka DEFINITELY had the burner on him… I’m not fighting not dying over you

I saved my own life that night

Going over project bytches house is a losing proposition

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

In Iraq I was in a bare ass humvee. shyt had no roof, doors, or side panels. We were about to get to hit with a sandstorm and something didn’t feel right so I decided to hop in the very last vehicle in the convoy with my homie who had plenty of room in the back of his vehicle. We’re going through this sandstorm super slow because we had no visibility, when get ambushed. The front vehicle gets hit with a rpg and gets flipped. I was in an artillery unit so as soon as we figured out where the combatants were firing from we moved the howitzers into positions and blew the house up. Luckily no one died but my CO lost his hand and the 1sgt and driver had concussions and some other injuries.