Baldur's Gate 3 (PC, PS5, Xbox Series) [no open spoilers]

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Have Shadowheart Karlach Lae’Zel & Minthara right there but lay up with a catfishing Ghaik breh:dame:
Karlach is wifey. Minthara is my sidepiece but she too thin for my taste so ive been looking for a upgrade. Wanted to cuff nightsong, but ya know, lesbionics. My guardian was a nice thicc lil drow. When it was showing her being vulnerable and needed comforting... i was like :gladbron:you mean the game telling i can bone shawdy? Say less!

I was tired of hearing mintharas mouth, and seeing nightsong cuddled up in my camp with that amnesia when it comes to my daddy wench. shyt had me hot :martin:

When it presented itself, i was all in:takedat:.

I had in my mind, im finna have my red cheeks in my realm, then purple booty in the astro plane :whoo:.

Bruh, when it came to act 3 in the beginning during that invasion in the middle of the night. Saw the gith fighting ol tentacle face ass. I was like, da hell goin on here? Once that thing told me to help em, i was like idk u :scusthov:. Then it dropped the bomb, and was like, oh but you do...:steviej:


Man my emotions went from....
dave-dave-chappelle.gif


To..
tricked-deceived.gif


To...
gagging-gag.gif


It shouldve let me kill that mofo. I ran up on duke real quick on some
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Karlach is wifey. Minthara is my sidepiece but she too thin for my taste so ive been looking for a upgrade. Wanted to cuff nightsong, but ya know, lesbionics. My guardian was a nice thicc lil drow. When it was showing her being vulnerable and needed comforting... i was like :gladbron:you mean the game telling i can bone shawdy? Say less!

I was tired of hearing mintharas mouth, and seeing nightsong cuddled up in my camp with that amnesia when it comes to my daddy wench. shyt had me hot :martin:

When it presented itself, i was all in:takedat:.

I had in my mind, im finna have my red cheeks in my realm, then purple booty in the astro plane :whoo:.

Bruh, when it came to act 3 in the beginning during that invasion in the middle of the night. Saw the gith fighting ol tentacle face ass. I was like, da hell goin on here? Once that thing told me to help em, i was like idk u :scusthov:. Then it dropped the bomb, and was like, oh but you do...:steviej:


Man my emotions went from....
dave-dave-chappelle.gif


To..
tricked-deceived.gif


To...
gagging-gag.gif


It shouldve let me kill that mofo. I ran up on duke real quick on some
dave-chappelle-charlie-murphy.gif

Bet you clapped raw too. No respect at all :scusthov:
 

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You are close but not there yet. This game just has so much content fam. :wow:

This game is hilarious bc im roaming around doing random shyt, im not even sure what the main plot is anymore or whose "side" im on.

Im doing the Trials of Shar now, before that I my intention was to set Yugir free just to spite Rapheal, but i ended up telling him to kill his minions and then himself :mjlol: .

I came into this game blind so it took me a minute to understand the mechanics

On another note, Karlach is my favorite character by far, she got jokes
 
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