Batman and Robin: Pure Fukkery

[b. woods]

This shyt is on IFC right now and I haven't watched it in years and Lord have mercy...Arnold kills it with the puns, Uma Thurman was corny as Ivy but looked . Jesse the body as a security guard who drags Freeze into the "cold zone" Bane with the "monkey work" and of course Robin dry snitches on Bruce and basically tells all of Gotham that he's batman:

They're all going crazy bidding on Poison Ivy and Bruce starts bidding..then dikk, then Bruce says dikk doesn't have the money and what does that fool do? He says he'll borrow it from him. With EVERY DAMN rich guy in Gotham present and accounted for at this charity event EXCEPT Bruce Wayne and his ward, Robin just let it slip that Batman is a rich guy so I wonder, who could Batman possibly be?

Oh and shoutout to Nolan for making Bane the bodyguard and lackey of another female character

Classic WOAT movie.

Arnold as Mr. Freeze was gold.

And Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy.

Yep

 

[MartyMcFly]

And I can't lump it in with batman forever because Kilmer is doing a decent job as Bruce/Batman and because it has this:

 

[smoove157]

I was 11 when this came out and even THEN I knew it was bad...I had the same feeling watching this that I had as a 8 year old watching super mario bros..the constant on my face said it all.

Alfred encrypted a CD WITH BATMAN'S SECRET on it and chose THE MOST OBVIOUS PASSWORD in the world..only to have his niece crack the code, which then played a recording of Alfred in the bat cave which speaks directly to her on some Jor-El shyt and she says she wants to help Bruce and dikk..guess what Alfred's response is? "I knew you'd say that." Meaning that he not only planned for his niece eventually wanting to fight crime, a position he as recently as two movies ago wanted Bruce to stop doing, but also assumed that he would fail at keeping said secret...Alfred Pennyworth, the world's worse butler.

not only did he know she wanted to fight crime and would figure all this out, my man had the suit on deck for her all ready to go.

don't forget about the Bat Skates, those were dope too.

 

[MartyMcFly]

not only did he know she wanted to fight crime and would figure all this out, my man had the suit on deck for her all ready to go.

don't forget about the Bat Skates, those were dope too.

Worst butler to ever butle.

Well of course they have bat skates..they had to be prepared when Freeze asked what killed the dinosaurs.....the ICE AGE

 

[Seven1986]

When I was a kid I loved this movie but now I just laugh at how awful that movie really is.

 

[Real]

I actually like that movie

 

[MartyMcFly]

I actually like that movie

As in not for fukkery?

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

It's the only one that is unwatchable to me.

 

[Real]

As in not for fukkery?

Nevermind. Not this one. I meant Batman forever. I like Batman forever.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Nevermind. Not this one. I meant Batman forever. I like Batman forever.

We in the same boat

 

[gamblor]

 

[g-ice]

Greatest fukkery film known on Earth.

 

[Ziggiy]

The fukkery was SOOOOOOO Epic in this film I can't even think of one that tops it. I mean I KNOW there are films that top it but for the life of me I can't even begin to think of such a horrifically awful film that somehow manages to encapsulate the "so bad it's good" philosophy. I mean nipples on the Batsuit....NIPPLES BREHS!!! Barbara Gordon showing up out of fukking nowhere and fighting crime like she's been doing this shyt as long as batman. George Clooney completely throwing his career in the toilet with the awkward acting and stilted delivery. Arnold having the time of his life hamming it up with the corny one liners. Uma Thurman's ugly, pasty pale Cacness making Bruce and dikk fight over her. Bane being the Gotham version of Frankenstein. FREEZING THE ENTIRE CITY AND NOBODY DIES.....

 

[darealvelle]

fukk that movie

 

[MartyMcFly]

The fukkery was SOOOOOOO Epic in this film I can't even think of one that tops it. I mean I KNOW there are films that top it but for the life of me I can't even begin to think of such a horrifically awful film that somehow manages to encapsulate the "so bad it's good" philosophy. I mean nipples on the Batsuit....NIPPLES BREHS!!! Barbara Gordon showing up out of fukking nowhere and fighting crime like she's been doing this shyt as long as batman. George Clooney completely throwing his career in the toilet with the awkward acting and stilted delivery. Arnold having the time of his life hamming it up with the corny one liners. Uma Thurman's ugly, pasty pale Cacness making Bruce and dikk fight over her. Bane being the Gotham version of Frankenstein. FREEZING THE ENTIRE CITY AND NOBODY DIES.....

She wasn't even Barbara Gordon breh..she was Barbara Pennyworth..threw that man Gordon to the bushes and made her related to Alfred, the worst butler of all time