Be For Real, At What Age Did You Stop Being Lame?

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Was raised by a single mom who had a negative view of men and sexuality. I used to have a bunch of chump views when it came to women:

- Women like the smart, well-educated guy
- Women like the nice, well-intentioned guy
- Your appearance doesn't matter that much, it's all about the inside
- No no, women aren't like that!
- No no, women don't do things like that!
- Men who treat women a certain way are a$$holes
- You have to take women on dates, movies, and food excursions
- You have to be entertaining guy, Mr. funny man
- You have to be Mr. Classy
- Women don't just give it up like that, they are ladies.

As I posted in another thread, most of this is a farce. The real rules:

1. Don't get washed (be in good shape, have a sense of style)
2. Don't be lame (be socially aware and able to hold a conversation)

...and #2 is negated if #1 is strong enough because girls will throw some p*ssy your way if you're cute enough.

At what age did you guys realize the jig, and what were some of the stupid beliefs you previously held?
 
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I got out of my lame/nerd phase when I was 14 :francis: now I'm just a weirdo but it's cool :yeshrug:
 

no.

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bytches say this as if it's a bad thing. Everyone has some issues going on.

Y'all are predictable as hell.

chill and go to some freudian therapy before you develop an oedipus complex breh :pachaha:
 
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Women like the smart, well-educated guy

For the most part, I find that this is true. Being smart is attractive.

Women like the nice, well-intentioned guy

Women like genuinely nice guys, not lames who are nice and bytch when they don't get a nut :francis:

Your appearance doesn't matter that much, it's all about the inside
:mjlol:

No no, women aren't like that!

uh huh :mjpls:
No no, women don't do things like that!

I'm sure they don't :mjpls:

Men who treat women a certain way are a$$holes

Let's not get started on the double standards :sas1:
You have to take women on dates, movies, and food excursions
:martin:
You have to be entertaining guy, Mr. funny man

:ehh:
You have to be Mr. Classy
:patrice:
Women don't just give it up like that, they are ladies.

:russ::mjlol::lolbron::huhldup::pachaha::why::heh::shaq:

As I posted in another thread, most of this is a farce. The real rules:

1. Don't get washed (be in good shape, have a sense of style)
2. Don't be lame (be socially aware and able to hold a conversation)

This is solid :obama:
 

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Right about 22, I was that tall nerdy, out of shape kid who was just anti-social as fuk!

I am 26 now and nothing like I was in my high school and first 3 and a half years of college. I make pretty good convo, I am tall and fit and pretty intelligent :manny:. Not as confident I should be but I still do fine with women. I have had attractive woman make the first move on me. "Why are you so tall, why are you so handsome" Couldn't dream of that happening back in my high school days :mjcry:. My first job out of college helped a lot as I was doing project management. Not shy anymore. I want to get the point where I am like my boy, we go to the bar, nikka hits on like 8-9 women. I hit on like one or two max.
 

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chill and go to some freudian therapy before you develop an oedipus complex breh :pachaha:

You're an original one. No girl has ever mentioned Freud or incorrectly used the "oedipus complex" concept before. You're the first. :skip:

Sounds like you've had some issues with men dogging you out in the past. Sorry bout that, but I'm not the enemy darling. :mjcry:
 

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You still sound pretty lame.

i don't completely understand females. But i realized that if you fukk them right they'll do whatever you want when i was 16.
 

no.

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You're an original one. No girl has ever mentioned Freud or incorrectly used the "oedipus complex" concept before. You're the first. :skip:

Sounds like you've had some issues with men dogging you out in the past. Sorry bout that, but I'm not the enemy darling. :mjcry:

the enemy wtf you talking about

you randomly went off on a rant on a message board about how much you resent your mother and all the ways she failed you

that doesn't make you the enemy, at most it makes you sad and kinda ridiculous

chill out and work on ya issues
 
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