Before The Certs: Broke Boy Stories

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share some of you broke boy moments

I got dozens :wow:

I remember when I used to go to this fast food spot (fukk free promo :mjpls:)some years back

And whenever I went I would use the kiosks. Now I used to lie to people and say "yo this is way faster than waiting in line and dealing with dumb employees :camby:"

Truth was, sometimes I didn't know how much was on my card and I didn't want my shyt to be denied infront of everyone :sadcam: especially the dime that used to work at the fast food spot we would go to :wow: bad light skin jawn who I just couldn't dare to be embarrassed infront of :wow:

Worst part is, I always get the same thing that comes out to 4.36 :hhh:

Scared to be denied on 4.36, cause I'd be already over drafted like 50 dollars or something :(

Even worse when you young and nikkas assume because you have a card you automatically got money to spend so nikkas ask you to cover them :huhldup:

Used to check my bank statement like
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SUAJCS*93* said:
Ma dukes gave me money to go get some stuff from the store, got the stuff from the store for free and spent the bread on loud...

I ain't shyt :francis:
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:gucci: it gets realer than that.

Try purposely wearing your basketball shorts that got holes in em, taking the store money with you, then pretending you loss change for the 20 when you come back. Patting your pockets than acting fake surprised :dwillhuh: when you find the hole that you already knew was there, pretending the money fell thru it WHEN the money is really in your sock. Taking that extra 9 dollars, putting 5 on for the blunt and the remaining 4 for the dollar menu

I ain't shyt either :francis:
 
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Poitier said:
Jumping turnstiles to get back Uptown on the MTA because a nikka didn't have that 2.50 :wow:

I don't even want to remember some of the stuff I had to do just to put food in my stomach :wow:
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I used to do the same :wow:

Time my hop exactly when the train door opens and then pray it closes without any cop/mta worker presence
 
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Poitier said:
Jumping turnstiles to get back Uptown on the MTA because a nikka didn't have that 2.50 :wow:

I don't even want to remember some of the stuff I had to do just to put food in my stomach :wow:
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Code : Karma said:
I used to do the same :wow:

Time my hop exactly when the train door opens and then pray it closes without any cop/mta worker presence
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:wow:

What y'all know about hopping the train then giving everybody that saw that "say something :stopitslime:" look

Or needing to hop on the side that the 24 hour booth is on so you sit there and actually pretend that you doing something important on the phone until that shyt pull up at the station :russ:

Person in the booth be looking like :beli:

GreenGhxst said:
stole food from the store and then bought loud? :mjlol:
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Nah fam

In my hood if they know your face and that you're from there they not gonna let you starve.

They know the struggle is real and that everybody don't got the means to buy groceries no matter how much they might need it.

Speaking of which that adds an extra layer of ain't shytness to my first post :francis:
 
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