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Bird Box: The Abridged Script
DOCTOR
Congratulations Sandra at being a mother for the first time at the tender age of HOLY shyt YOU’RE 54?! The only thing that should be growing in your womb are cobwebs, not a person!
SANDRA BULLOCK
Hey! I still look marginally good for my age! Besides I could be playing a younger woman!
DOCTOR
Those 18 layers of makeup you’re wearing say otherwise! Go head, wipe your face, tell me you’re not going to look like the Crypt Keeper.
DOCTOR
Congratulations Sandra at being a mother for the first time at the tender age of HOLY shyt YOU’RE 54?! The only thing that should be growing in your womb are cobwebs, not a person!
SANDRA BULLOCK
Hey! I still look marginally good for my age! Besides I could be playing a younger woman!
DOCTOR
Those 18 layers of makeup you’re wearing say otherwise! Go head, wipe your face, tell me you’re not going to look like the Crypt Keeper.