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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
That's crazy, doing something you like and living like a king at the same time. I've been giving some thought to pursuing one of those TEFL certs, might have to look into it.


Hit up the breh @Tommy Knocks aka the Asian Slayer, I think he has a TEFL.

The ability to speak English in a world with so many developing countries means you can work just about anywhere you want.
 

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Yeah, I say it over and over again, my dude lives in Indonesia & teaches English, homie lives on the beach has a live in maid/chef and just works 25 hours a week. I haven't seen him in years...

dont blame him at all man, we have all been sold a lie. Hell the moment i can get work from home full time at work im packing my bags and just living by the beach in some country where i can get internet.

the average monthly wage in many countries is like what we make in a day, yet their lives are more fulfilling.

When i returned from my vacouver trip i was literally disgusted to vomiting in a toilet the redundant job and life I have in toronto. I went away for a week, the air was better, the people were nice as hell, the smiles, the women :noah:,, I even did what @dc007 did set up my tinder months ago and had a chick picking me up at the airport.

Its sad that brehs especially black men don't realize whats out there, your here fighting over single mothers, obese women, women with attitudes, ugly ass plain janes, when all you need is a passport and just save for a little while and you'll be around exotic women treating you like a frigging king
 
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Spoken like a true gentleman.

:salute:

Funny thing is, the people in America who brag about how America is the greatest country in the world are the ones who've never traveled anywhere else.
Not that this place isn't great. But perspective and personal growth only becomes possible when you escape your comfort zones.

Where do you want to go next, OP?
 

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maybe you don't have much game lol... or went to the wrong spots

nah i'm not gonna throw salt.. i'm just fukking with you

but seriously.. my boy went to brazil 3 times... had bytches coming over to cook him food... literal orgy's going on... bytches still on his fb to this day like, when you coming baaaaaaaaaaaaaack..

your first mistake was going during any major event. you don't even want to go during peak season which is basically march to sept... you want to be in there low key.. only black dude around and the rare tourist they see

your boy was smart in telling you about brazil cupid and tinder.. that shyt should have been set up months in advance.. i'm talking to a brazilian out there since march and i'm not even going until oct time.. best believe her and i know what's about to go down when i step in the door... meanwhile my boy got his team of ladies, to bring all their friends when we come too.. how'd he grab them up the first first time?? just hitting the clubs, dancing with them, trying to spit game off the translator app.. normal stupid shyt


but the main thing was you going during world cup... there's toooooooooo many tourist there... you going to the seafood buffet at high noon brother...


I kinda touched on this in the OP....if you going just to get laid don't go during a special event. I wanted to go to World Cup just to experience it because people kept hyping it up. But you would really suggest going during their winter vs summer? Seems like it would be overall more people our during the summer since it rains a lot less.

I don't want to make it seem like its impossible to eat in Brazil. You def can, and I did. The girls I was successful with didn't speak a word of english and my portuguese is bad. It was just a different type of game you have to play vs. in the US where you can really just get laid off ur looks and mouth peice. This could of just been World Cup at play though because as I said, it was a sausage fest.

I am also talking mainly about Salvador since I spent most of my time there. It def felt like the girls in Rio are more liberal but bad planning didn't give me good logistics to take advantage of the city.
 

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So as I mentioned above, I am evaluating my life seriously. There has to be more to life than this work work work and only out for self culture that I grew up in here in the US. What is really the point in living around people who only tolerate u living here, working until you are almost 70, getting very little vacation time, dealing with the trash of women this country has to offer...its just seeming very blah to me right now. I did just return yesterday so it could just be my initial off of vacation depression....but right now I feel like I am just wasting my years living in a subpar country (quality of life wise....employment wise the US has been good to me).
Welcome brother. :blessed:
You just returned yesterday and you feel like this? The urge will grow stronger the longer you're away. :blessed:
You're in the club now. :blessed:

I do however disagree that Brazilian women are more conservative, I chalk that up as that experience being Salvador which is more 'traditional' Rio girls are sluttier than women in Vegas and Miami because its a vacation spot, and people from all over go to hook up. Basically, it matters on your city and communication. Sao Paulo was even easier, it was like NYC where, people spoke english (since its an intl city) and just being a foreigner gave them interest. I could see places like Salvador, Santos, Curibita being more difficult tho, they're smaller cities and people are more conservative and religious.

Everything else you wrote however, was spot on. I'm not too concerned with it being a sausagefest, I got friends there and they're some of the best brazilian wing men you can find, but if you're solo it can be a bit tough since groups of wolves can pick off you and cock block real easy, its just easier to go with locals who speak the language, know how to talk to brazilian women, and are winging for you with all your interests in mind.
 

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I got a friend that travels back and forth to Panama, he says the same thing you guys are saying about the girls.


its the same in cuba and dr.

your so used to having to spit top of the line game or simp etc. that you think thats how it is around the world then the scales are removed from your eyes.
 

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Welcome brother. :blessed:
You just returned yesterday and you feel like this? The urge will grow stronger the longer you're away. :blessed:
You're in the club now. :blessed:

I do however disagree that Brazilian women are more conservative, I chalk that up as that experience being Salvador which is more 'traditional' Rio girls are sluttier than women in Vegas and Miami because its a vacation spot, and people from all over go to hook up. Basically, it matters on your city and communication. Sao Paulo was even easier, it was like NYC where, people spoke english (since its an intl city) and just being a foreigner gave them interest. I could see places like Salvador, Santos, Curibita being more difficult tho, they're smaller cities and people are more conservative and religious.

Everything else you wrote however, was spot on. I'm not too concerned with it being a sausagefest, I got friends there and they're some of the best brazilian wing men you can find, but if you're solo it can be a bit tough since groups of wolves can pick off you and cock block real easy.

i wish i could live your life breh :noah:
 

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your first mistake was going during any major event. you don't even want to go during peak season which is basically march to sept... you want to be in there low key.. only black dude around and the rare tourist they see
wait wat. Peak season is dec-feb. its the southern hemisphere. our summer is their winter, our winter is their summer. its peak now because of the WC otherwise it would be dead season. Brazil never gets cold, but it rains like hell in the winter.

but yea, going to an event like this, you gotta go with a pack of wolves and already have strategy (make sure yall arent stepping on each others toes). Going solo steez will be very very hard in such events. plus you'll look a bit out of place. The first thing I would do, is befriend a group asap and float with them for awhile. group float. I travel alone a lot and thats pretty much what I do. I'm an extrovert, I know for some its easier said than done.
 

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Brazil really be changing lives like this :dwillhuh:

Seem like dudes be going there and coming back questioning their entire existence :dwillhuh:

I didn't even go during a good time to experience "Brazil". I don't even know what would of happened if I went during a regular time. A guy i know from work just said fukked it and told them he not coming back for another week. I whatsapped him and he told me he just couldn't leave :yeshrug:

dont blame him at all man, we have all been sold a lie. Hell the moment i can get work from home full time at work im packing my bags and just living by the beach in some country where i can get internet.


Its sad that brehs especially black men don't realize whats out there, your here fighting over single mothers, obese women, women with attitudes, ugly ass plain janes, when all you need is a passport and just save for a little while and you'll be around exotic women treating you like a frigging king

This statement needs to be read by every man on the coli. You can't even realize how trash women are in this country until you leave and just realize how real woman are supposed to behave.


Spoken like a true gentleman.

:salute:

Funny thing is, the people in America who brag about how America is the greatest country in the world are the ones who've never traveled anywhere else.
Not that this place isn't great. But perspective and personal growth only becomes possible when you escape your comfort zones.

Where do you want to go next, OP?

Man, I think I might only be interested in Brazil for now on. I've been to various islands in the Caribbean, Costa Rica, Spain, and South Africa. The only one that really compares to Brazil is South Africa, but its more expensive to go there. I am going to sign up for formal Portuguese classes this week. Need to give my self every option I can to be able to move to paradise.

Welcome brother. :blessed:
You just returned yesterday and you feel like this? The urge will grow stronger the longer you're away. :blessed:
You're in the club now. :blessed:

I do however disagree that Brazilian women are more conservative, I chalk that up as that experience being Salvador which is more 'traditional' Rio girls are sluttier than women in Vegas and Miami because its a vacation spot, and people from all over go to hook up. Basically, it matters on your city and communication. Sao Paulo was even easier, it was like NYC where, people spoke english (since its an intl city) and just being a foreigner gave them interest. I could see places like Salvador, Santos, Curibita being more difficult tho, they're smaller cities and people are more conservative and religious.

Everything else you wrote however, was spot on. I'm not too concerned with it being a sausagefest, I got friends there and they're some of the best brazilian wing men you can find, but if you're solo it can be a bit tough since groups of wolves can pick off you and cock block real easy, its just easier to go with locals who speak the language, know how to talk to brazilian women, and are winging for you with all your interests in mind.

I think you are spot on with the bolded. And I don't think the sausagefest is really an issue if you are good with women. I still ate. If i had better living arrangement in Rio....man I don't even know i might of quit my job or something. I did all my damage in Salvador.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
I think you are spot on with the bolded. And I don't think the sausagefest is really an issue if you are good with women. I still ate. If i had better living arrangement in Rio....man I don't even know i might of quit my job or something. I did all my damage in Salvador.


Check out Colombia next, it's cheaper than Brazil and while they don't have as many people, the women are just as bad. The difference is in that Colombian women aren't as easy to approach cold, as in it's not normal to hit on a chick in a club, they usually just hang out with their friends. If you can get in with a group of Colombians, you're good though, they'll introduce you to women. You can also pipeline with them, just not sure how well that works with them, I'd imagine it's good money too.
 

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Check out Colombia next, it's cheaper than Brazil and while they don't have as many people, the women are just as bad. The difference is in that Colombian women aren't as easy to approach cold, as in it's not normal to hit on a chick in a club, they usually just hang out with their friends. If you can get in with a group of Colombians, you're good though, they'll introduce you to women. You can also pipeline with them, just not sure how well that works with them, I'd imagine it's good money too.

what about costa rica?
just checked a travel site can go to liberia costa rica for under a g for a week all inclusive :noah:
 
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