BREAKING NEWS: They updated the program on the self checkouts

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nikka I get 10 packs of Kool Aid and I'm holding them under anything over 15$ when I go grocery shopping.

I also do it right in front of the workers (they ain't watching shyt in Detroit suburbs anyways, it's all black people there) so I don't look suspicious. I never look in their direction on some paranoid shyt. They don't know what I'm doing so I'm not watching my surroundings bringing attention to myself.
Breh said I'm not new to this I'm true to this :wow:
 
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USE KOOL AID PACKETS WHEN YOU SLIDE shyt PAST THE SCANNER nikka.


I thought I taught y'all nikkas better than this smh.
I saw a guy on TikTok go over to the discount rack & peel one of the price tags off some old French bread.Took it over to the meat section, and slapped that bytch on a brisket.Scanned it, and walked out.Scot-free.A whole fukking brisket for 98 cents:damn:
 

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BREH I DONE SAID THAT PLAY DONT WORK NOMORE ALREADY :damn:



the future is bleek :to:




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Damn. It will flag you if the scanned barcode doesn't match what slid across the camera?

The Walmart near me just updated all the machines, but it still doesn't catch this. It will catch if you slide something across and nothing is scanned though
 

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nikka I get 10 packs of Kool Aid and I'm holding them under anything over 15$ when I go grocery shopping.

I also do it right in front of the workers (they ain't watching shyt in Detroit suburbs anyways, it's all black people there) so I don't look suspicious. I never look in their direction on some paranoid shyt. They don't know what I'm doing so I'm not watching my surroundings bringing attention to myself.

breh peep game....thats one of my go-to moves....thats what I mean by scanning a different QR code and throwing it in the bag....they must have re-calibrated the scales :mad:
 

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I saw a guy on TikTok go over to the discount rack & peel one of the price tags off some old French bread.Took it over to the meat section, and slapped that bytch on a brisket.Scanned it, and walked out.Scot-free.A whole fukking brisket for 98 cents:damn:


Breh that shyt use to be bulletproof all day......name a protein I didn't get for under a dollar....I double dog DARE you.




those days are done. :mjcry:
 

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Shyt I still put 3 to 4 lemons and limes in my bag and yall know the rest...prices so high I gotta make my own in game adjustments lol

:russ:bruh thats me!

I be like oh damn I didnt realize it was 5 limes. I thought it was 3
You gotta hold the bag a little so it don’t weigh too much on the scale
 

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nikka I get 10 packs of Kool Aid and I'm holding them under anything over 15$ when I go grocery shopping.

I also do it right in front of the workers (they ain't watching shyt in Detroit suburbs anyways, it's all black people there) so I don't look suspicious. I never look in their direction on some paranoid shyt. They don't know what I'm doing so I'm not watching my surroundings bringing attention to myself.
Doesn't it set it off when the weight doesn't reflect what you just scanned though? :patrice:
 
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You gotta learn how to handle that thing. Look up some exotic shyt to get the mood going then back out and ring up the regular stuff. Change up the motions. Sometimes you can hip bump them things like a pinball machine.

:wtf: Taoist Thrust tha POS brehs :steviej:
 

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Doesn't it set it off when the weight doesn't reflect what you just scanned though? :patrice:
The machines up here only requires weighing for fruits and vegetables. You don't have to put your items on the bag area so it can scale correctly. They got rid of that up here years ago.

I think at Meijer it's a little more strict, but Walmart shyt ain't like that. Kroger either.
 

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The machines up here only requires weighing for fruits and vegetables. You don't have to put your items on the bag area so it can scale correctly. They got rid of that up here years ago.

I think at Meijer it's a little more strict, but Walmart shyt ain't like that. Kroger either.

word? maybe the problem is I'm banging on the mom and pop jawns.
 
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