BREAKING NEWS: They updated the program on the self checkouts

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:mjlol: @ the dusty despair in the OP

I'm just cut from a different cloth; we aint ever flexed paying full price for nothing over here dawg.


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Tell me why I went into Habibs store at 23:30 to cop a Gatorade after the gym and he sitting behind the counter and look up then another Habib come from out the back and make his way to the front and lock one side of the double doors and start "mopping" the floor. Mop ain't even wet :stopitslime:. I go up to the counter, pay turn around and gotta scoot by this arab mf and his eyes dart at Habib then he's like "sorry my friend, I'm just mopping, we clean at night :ehh:"

I leave through the unlocked single door. His big ass head is bobbin in the window seeing if I back out.

I pull off and go out the side and as I drive by the front I see Abu nasir is finished "mopping" so I say fukk it, pull in the front, park up front, hop out go in the double door that was previously locked. I'm not gonna lie, I yanked that bytch open. Habib behind the counter shoots out of his chair, his eyes the size of silver dollars "DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING MY FRIEND!!??!! DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING??????!!!!"

Abu nasir comes from out the back of the cooler but he's on stuck, I turn to Habib and I put 2 packs of all beef peppered jerky on the counter and was like "let me cop these, I shoulda got them when I came in."

He takes the 2 packs and his hands were shaking, pushing the wrong buttons on the register and shyt

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Tell me why I went into Habibs store at 23:30 to cop a Gatorade after the gym and he sitting behind the counter and look up then another Habib come from out the back and make his way to the front and lock one side of the double doors and start "mopping" the floor. Mop ain't even wet :stopitslime:. I go up to the counter, pay turn around and gotta scoot by this arab mf and his eyes dart at Habib then he's like "sorry my friend, I'm just mopping, we clean at night :ehh:"

I leave through the unlocked single door. His big ass head is bobbin in the window seeing if I back out.

I pull off and go out the side and as I drive by the front I see Abu nasir is finished "mopping" so I say fukk it, pull in the front, park up front, hop out go in the double door that was previously locked. I'm not gonna lie, I yanked that bytch open. Habib behind the counter shoots out of his chair, his eyes the size of silver dollars "DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING MY FRIEND!!??!! DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING??????!!!!"

Abu nasir comes from out the back of the cooler but he's on stuck, I turn to Habib and I put 2 packs of all beef peppered jerky on the counter and was like "let me cop these, I shoulda got them when I came in."

He takes the 2 packs and his hands were shaking, pushing the wrong buttons on the register and shyt

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cause u a real 1....



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Sounds like broke nikka problems to me

Literally.

The nikka after him said he taking extra lemons and limes cause the economy bad.

Either we in a recession or nikkaz priorities been fcked up since middle school
 

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nikka I get 10 packs of Kool Aid and I'm holding them under anything over 15$ when I go grocery shopping.

I also do it right in front of the workers (they ain't watching shyt in Detroit suburbs anyways, it's all black people there) so I don't look suspicious. I never look in their direction on some paranoid shyt. They don't know what I'm doing so I'm not watching my surroundings bringing attention to myself.
U can sometimes tell a worker who is keen and perceptive to shyt and those who just on there phones or in idgaf mode
 

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I saw a guy on TikTok go over to the discount rack & peel one of the price tags off some old French bread.Took it over to the meat section, and slapped that bytch on a brisket.Scanned it, and walked out.Scot-free.A whole fukking brisket for 98 cents:damn:
What some retailers doing to counter that is to have stickers that actually stick and u may fuk that up.

When I was a cashier back in day... folks changed meat tags to get us so the management made us check all meat labels and even weigh meats
 
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