BREAKING NEWS: They updated the program on the self checkouts

[Weaver31]

You gotta hold the bag a little so it don’t weigh too much on the scale

Yes but some produce is by quantity/count and not weight

 

[The True HD]

Finessing supermarkets in my DNA I could never go hungry

 

[Weaver31]

and I ain't pay for them weak azz bags neither

For some stores like Aldi I just use a small cardboard box from their cardboard basket or aisles to put my shyt in

 

[Capitol]

I once got bagged not scanning 60 cents worth of cilantro

You let them flat footed security guards hem you up?

 

[Apprentice]

You let them flat footed security guards hem you up?

It was them old ass ladies they was on my dikk watching me while I scanned

 

[maxamusa]

Shyt I still put 3 to 4 lemons and limes in my bag and yall know the rest...prices so high I gotta make my own in game adjustments lol

repped

 

[maxamusa]

Finessing supermarkets in my DNA I could never go hungry

 

[maxamusa]

I only buy organic. Not that cheap shyt

you add the #9 to each of your produce codes don't you healthy breh

 

[Weaver31]

It was them old ass ladies they was on my dikk watching me while I scanned

Was she a Becky/Karen??

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Nah, they got a dude in the back, watching all those registers. I ain’t going out like that. Even when I was broke and tempted, I was too scared to do it. Not gonna have me on YouTube getting arrested!

 

[maxamusa]

Nah, they got a dude in the back, watching all those registers. I ain’t going out like that. Even when I was broke and tempted, I was too scared to do it. Not gonna have me on YouTube getting arrested!

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Nah, they got a dude in the back, watching all those registers. I ain’t going out like that. Even when I was broke and tempted, I was too scared to do it. Not gonna have me on YouTube getting arrested!

nikka I'm acting dumbfounded as hell they ever walk up on me. How did I know a Kool aid pack was stuck under this moist brisket?

I had absolutely no idea any time it has happened in the past.

 

[maxamusa]

nikka I'm acting dumbfounded as hell they ever walk up on me. How did I know a Kool aid pack was stuck under this moist brisket?

I had absolutely no idea any time it has happened in the past.

tried to rep but the coli hating....

 

[Brehcepticon]

It's over for you, breh

 

[⠀X ⠀]

nikka I'm acting dumbfounded as hell they ever walk up on me. How did I know a Kool aid pack was stuck under this moist brisket?

I had absolutely no idea any time it has happened in the past.

The cop’s face before he tells you to turn around, bend over and cough