Brehs, I bought my supervisor lunch on tuesday...

[At30wecashout]

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and conclude that you either don't date or have very little experience dating men.

The wife already wasnt making him lunch, now she gonna go to the opposite spectrum and fully cater to a finnicky diet? LOL.

AND expect him to eat that diet?

She's on our side brehShe dates brehettes.

To solve all this, the wife should convince her husband to try a finnicky diet so he wouldn't be able to eat what the coworker makes
so if he eats it, she can be mad and he will feel bad and then she can say " I forgive you baby" and cook him non diet food, like, "it's our little secret" and he'll think, "my wife is the best"

Checked right off the list of tricks my future boo could use on me.

 

[wet landscapes]

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and conclude that you either don't date or have very little experience dating men.

The wife already wasnt making him lunch, now she gonna go to the opposite spectrum and fully cater to a finnicky diet? LOL.

AND expect him to eat that diet?

I'm not that good at making plans

Checked right off the list of tricks my future boo could use on me.

she'll get you some other way though

 

[iBrowse]

I was heated! Who the fukk goes through the trouble of making a fake facebook page just to talk shyt?? then show up at the office the next day and just pace back and forth while YO nikka is eating my buns.

demon

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

demon

Shut up!

 

[Mr. Negative]

You basically put the wife in a position to realize anything she isn't giving him, he can get elsewhere.
In relationships, it takes certain checks and balances to appreciate their position. Today it could be rice pilaf and italian sausage.
Tomorrow a red velvet cake. Etc etc etc. If her husband not only has a cool woman at work to talk to, but also a cool woman to talk to
who brings him delicious food, he doesn't have to do anything other than let slip he enjoys your company for her to begin to fear the worst.

If he is doing all the working, the least she can do is send him off with good food
She forgot how such a little thing as filling her man's belly can send him off happy as fukk, and got that reality check.
Bet you she won't keep it up for longer than a few weeks though. People slack when they feel they "got their prize" already.
A younger, more accommodating chick being in the picture will made an older chick check herself quick as hell when her man
getting taken care of.

this cat is one of my favorite posters, for real.

This is why it's so easy to get caught up in foolishness with the opposite sex. All it takes is one act of kindness where their S/O is doing nothing at all to make someone feel wanted and/or appreciated.

I had a co-worker ask me once "you're always taking care of other people.... you've never had anyone take care of you?"

I can't walk on water... but at that moment, if she would've asked me to?

I sure the fukk would've tried.

Her husband choked her out in the parking lot of my job and threatened to kill me over a birthday cake later, but that's besides the point.

Actualy, no it's not.

 

[iBrowse]

I remember I cooked for one of my guy friends and he wouldn't stop texting me after that


Breh do what I do. I literally use Sunday afternoons to cook my meals for the week. Sunday is a rest day. You shouldn't be doing any work or working out. You should try it. The most it takes me is 3 hours.

I sleep in on Sat. and Sundays..work out from 12 - 2 then knock out errands...I guess that'll do

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

So we're to assume he started bringing his lunch because of his wife? I'm confused as to why that's where people automatically went.

 

[iBrowse]

Shut up!

No you need to stop letting dudes eat your buns, that's the problem

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

No you need to stop letting dudes eat your buns, that's the problem

why you gotta say it like that.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

She's on our side brehShe dates brehettes.

I cant see this working on a woman either.

I'm not that good at making plans

Duly noted. next time run it by me, I'm good at detecting bullshyt that aint gonna work.

 

[At30wecashout]

I'm not that good at making plans

she'll get you some other way though

I am culinary level, though. Chances are that any woman that shacks up with me will be going to work with 4 oz of lemon-zested salmon, steamed asparagus,
and red potatoes or couscous cooked in chicken/vegetable broth. I prefer to not eat than have someone feeding me boxed macaroni and dry chicken.

The thought don't fukking count. Get the skills. Lemme cook. She just gotta worry about working the pole rightI ain't talkin bout strippin.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

yep

Nice. Me too to you and him. Where you guys at?

 

[iBrowse]

why you gotta say it like that.

Sometimes I got to tell you bout yourself is all. It was that or tag Mr. Forte for advice.

 

[Aceofspades404]

So we're to assume he started bringing his lunch because of his wife? I'm confused as to why that's where people automatically went.

did you not read the part where I said he has NEVER brought lunch as long as I been working there?

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Nice. Me too to you and him. Where you guys at?

Aw sweet! moved from Germany to Texas I hate it here. Where you at?