Romey Rome
All Star
Cuz they'd rather be lazy and give attitude. Salute to OP n OP's momz
Brehs, I bought my supervisor lunch on tuesday...
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I remember I cooked for one of my guy friends and he wouldn't stop texting me after that
Breh do what I do. I literally use Sunday afternoons to cook my meals for the week. Sunday is a rest day. You shouldn't be doing any work or working out. You should try it. The most it takes me is 3 hours.
I'm starting to get back into my Sunday cooking ritual. It's the shyt. So relaxing.
InDePickWest
Im Not American
I'd knock the gravy out of a woman cooking for my man.
With that said, weak move on her part. If your husband is man enough to work while you stay home..at least make sure the nikka stomach aint growling when he clock in, brehettes
With that said, weak move on her part. If your husband is man enough to work while you stay home..at least make sure the nikka stomach aint growling when he clock in, brehettes
Aceofspades404
Superstar
I bought food for everyone and I specifically told him that so he wouldn't feel special because I knew I was dealing with a married man.Brehette, it aint that serious. Obviously you didn't get the tone off the op nor did you bother to read the whole thread so I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you.
BaldingSoHard
Banned
It's so simple yet so true.
I remember I cooked for one of my guy friends and he wouldn't stop texting me after that
It really is that easy
even if your not that cute if you cook and have a nice personality you might as well sweep me of my feet right then and there
Hijo de luna
Superstar
Ok maybe I exaggerated. She'll do anything I ask but ONLY if I ask. Some women were born without that cater boneMay I ask why
NobodyReally
Superstar
Hilarious. Yep, she got the memo alright. It's crazy she's a stay-at-home and didn't do it before you brought yours in 
If she's not a stay-at-home. I totally understand
If she's not a stay-at-home. I totally understand
What you wanna know? Gotta be specific. Ill tell you offhand though, most people issues with cooking
1. Lack of a good palate.
Be at someones house they all "Damn, this is good." Some goddamn Hamburger HelperHeavy salt and fats.
If you think shyt food tastes good, you will serve shyt food. Broaden your food knowledge, taste new shyt like
kumquats and rutabagas.
2. Lack of spice diversity/heavy salt reliance
eat food with. They likely serving me poorly conditioned food with a heaping of MSG, salt, and pepper.
Get fresh herbs and learn how they interact. Thyme. Rosemary. Ground mustard seed. Invest in Olive oil, coconut
oil, and grapeseed oil as opposed to butter(you can still use butter
I made a homemade tomato soup that tasted dope before seasoning it, and all I started with was a base of
carmelized onions (sauteed at home) in apple cider vinegar, spicy paprika, chives, and olive oil.
Uncultured fukks will be allbut look at their waistlines and their skin. That tells you all
you need to know about their taste in foods.
3. Stop rushing your cooking
My family complains when it takes me 45 minutes to cook meals. They be choosing at the table though
Takes me on average 10 minutes to make a single serving of scrambled eggs, and I cook them in a pot, stirring them
shyts the whole time. The best stuff takes time. This is important for meats. Rushing the cooking will risk you over cooking
some shyt, robbing you of savory flavors and taste, or undercooking it, sending your ass to the ER if your immune system
is trash. Learn what temps everything should hit and don't rush it. Have your girl all over you when you hit her with
Mahi Mahi that flakes when you stick your fork in
Edit: fukked my count up
The bolded is all facts. I am learning to cook with almost no salt. No hypertension over here. Turmeric, paprika, garlic powder, cinnamon, African spices, cayenne pepper are all piffery.
I'll run my titties through hot coal before I buy you something.
People don't realize when they cover their foods in a whole lotta shyt, they are never really tasting it. Once I cut salt for a bit, I knew what food actually tastes like.
Hell, I even enjoy oats with nothing more than butter or olive oil
Found out I enjoy the taste of oats, and when cooked right, the textureof it, especially steal cut, makes my day go smooth.
Salt is way too over used.
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
this is why SOME MEN CHEAT...
some women and same for men who are in relationships who partner gets lazy open there eyes up real quick when some other person shows interest by simply just bringing them something to eat or just having a stress free conversation...
years back a chick showed interest in me and happen to text me one time a pic of a chick giving dude head. the chick i was seeing who wasn't into giving head saw that and boy was she ready to do things for me and i was like really.. it takes another chick for u to open up...i cut it off with her and ended up banging the other chick and head been a priority ever since....
them was the dayz of wayback
some women and same for men who are in relationships who partner gets lazy open there eyes up real quick when some other person shows interest by simply just bringing them something to eat or just having a stress free conversation...
years back a chick showed interest in me and happen to text me one time a pic of a chick giving dude head. the chick i was seeing who wasn't into giving head saw that and boy was she ready to do things for me and i was like really.. it takes another chick for u to open up...i cut it off with her and ended up banging the other chick and head been a priority ever since....
them was the dayz of wayback
