Brehs, this colonoscopy sh!t (don't even ask me how)

[newworldafro]

Ignore the overwhelming majority of doctors and dieticians that state cleansing is pseudo-science and instead get your sources of information from hippie propoganda websites brehs

Ignore the fact that zero scientific evidence exists that shows GMO's are bad and still rally against them because bias source material claims they are bad brehs

Waste your time by doing cleanses that do nothing but make you lose a ton of water weight and shyt a lot brehs

Spoiler

I aint interested in a debate so don't bother seeking one

You trolling on me breh......

Either way ......... See post #4 especially.....

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/genetically-modified-food.32471/

 

[WheresWallace]

Have doctors stick shiit up your ass because you're scared to die brehs.

 

[skeetsinternal]

The prep is the worst. I wish i could evacuate my guts like that monthly without the side effects

 

[Thsnnor]

Get sugar free gummy bears and don't worry.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

lol...i got one last year.
my ass hole was on fire by the time i stopped peeing out of my butt and i was ultra hungry the next morning and after i woke up from the procedure.

what was dope about it is that they gave me pictures of the inside of my ass when it was all done.

 

[hypo666]

Howard stern felt 'violated' and 'half a man', felt like 'a woman who had been raped' Good luck bro.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

yeah man, they put a camera up your butt.
then they take pictures and give you copies of it.

 

[a murda]

Pics or the event didn't occur...

 

[Ciggavelli]

Howard stern felt 'violated' and 'half a man', felt like 'a woman who had been raped' Good luck bro.

Yeah, since they couldn't put me to sleep, i felt violated as well. It wasn't the worst pain in the world, but it certainly hurt a lot at some points. I hope I don't have to get one again any time in the near future.

If you have to get one, pray that they can put you asleep. I got that surprise this morning when they said they couldn't cause of my meds

 

[el_oh_el]

Get sugar free gummy bears and don't worry.

I know EXACTLY what you're talking about

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Damn same age as my bro and u had the same symptoms,guess its normal to get hemorrhoids in your 30s

 

[Ciggavelli]

Damn same age as my bro and u had the same symptoms,guess its normal to get hemorrhoids in your 30s

I guess it must be. They gave me some pills for my stomach pains. I didn't really even know I had hemorrhoids. It hurt sometimes when I took a shyt, but not what I thought hemorrhoids would feel like. The doc said to eat a lot more fiber. I eat a ton of salad, so I dunno what to do. I'll probably just have to go buy some fiber shyt to put in some water

 

[twan83]

Drinking that shyt

shytting that shyt

Getting shyt stuck up your shyt
















I hope it doesn't hurt
I hope I don't have something wrong with me

ive had 2 done all that damn shytting though
living on the toilet aint no joke

doesn't hurt but i woke up so drugged up i told my nurse too hold my dikk apparently i was told

 

[Ciggavelli]

joke

doesn't hurt but i woke up so drugged up i told my nurse too hold my dikk apparently i was told

I wish they coulda drugged me up.