Brehs...WWYD If You Got Catfish'd This Bad??

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Forgot to add, the chick started playing "my all' by Mariah Carey and then told me to rub her fat arm

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Her face kinda looks like she had a stroke.

 

[xCivicx]

One of many reasons why I don't do online dating

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

He fukked . No way I'd stay for all those dramatics, I'd go as soon as the door opened.

You could hear him thinking it over in his mind. "Its OK to hit as long as I embarass her" :idiot:

 

[Trapperman Dave]

At least y’all getting catfished by a chick my homeboy got catfished by a dude. Omfg shyt still hilarious

 

[Trill Evans]

"I feel bamboozled"

Bih really stood her ground, claiming that was her

 

[Neuromancer]

what anime is this?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

how nikkas getting catfished?

make these hoes facetime you and if she denies, u know whats up

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

surprised son even sat down to chat.....

 

[OneManGang]

Dude in the video a comedian

 

[Phlipside]

Kinda got catfished once...kinda sorta.

So there was this overweight christian chick at my old job. Now she had rolls, but she also had some PHAT ASS TITTIES and a CUUUTE face.
So of course, wanting to get at the breastmeats, I kicked it to her.
She and I talked for a week before she invited me over to her place on a saturday.
First red flag...she lived in DC.
Second red flag....she had teenage kids in the house. One of whom was giving me the sexy eyes when I got there. No thanks!
Third red flag....she did nothing but talk about real estate the whole time we were chillin at her place.
So I'm trying to change the conversation to me and her but she ain't seemin to budge. So around 2300 I got fed up and excused myself to head out and go home. Thanked her for the evening and got up to head to the door.
She tells me I can stay cause it's too late at night, I don't have to go home.

So I'm thinking I'm about to get my on, but then I thought about the last 4 damn hours I wasted listening to her drivel on about houses and buying real estate.
My shyt went limp.
So she's in her bedroom and i'm in the livingroom.
She comes out in her pajamas and tells me I can come sleep with her...but no fooling around.
I can see the outline of them beautiful gigantic t*ts and I know she ain't inviting me to her bed just to "Sleep"....
but I just couldn't...
The thought of having to deal with that bullshyt real-estate talk if i dated her or hit-it just threw me off.

I stripped down to my boxers and hopped in and literally laid there with her staring at me for a while.
She knows I shoulda hit it.
I know I shoulda hit it.
I could see her thinking about it in her head...wondering why I didn't jump on her...
But I just couldn't take a chance gettin tied to another nutcase.
Especially one with two almost grown ass kids.

So I barely slept and woke up after about 4 hours and got the hell outta there.
No surprise we didn't even acknowledge each others presence in the hallway after that.
I wasn't upset tho.
That was a bag for someone else to hold...not me...not for all the titties in the world.

damn

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

You have to be a real lame to record a mentally slow person like that
Or to find enjoyment in watching it