Brittney Griner mugshot dropped

[Piff Perkins]

Hope she gets out but man. This is literally the WORST time to be locked up as an American over there. Sanctions got the Russian ruble equally an American penny. The cops, guards, judges, etc are pissed right now and I fear they'll take it out on American prisoners.

 

[patscorpio]

Russian Cop : *speaks in moonspeak for 2 mins*

Russian public defender with a heavy Russian accent: He says sign here and you free

Brittney: Are you sure, he was speaking for a while

PD: Yhes, he says many formalies required by law. Its a very fair deal.

Brittney: What deal!? Some of the Africans in here are saying Russia is at war. When did that happen? Why have I been here for so long

Cop: *Starts shouting in moonspeak*

Brittney:

PD: *Speaks in moonspeak to cop*

PD: Don't worry, sign here to say you not a spy.

Brittney: But you said signing this would set free me. I got to call my wife, i need help. My kids are with my ex-wife and they probably wo-

Cop:

PD: *Speaks in moonspeak* Joo have a wives?

Brittney: Yes...

PD: *speaking with no accent* And they let you raise children?

Brittny: Wait?

Cop: *accentless* You don't say.

Brittney:

Lol at moonspeak

 

[DaddyFresh]

Vape pens, aka nothing

She's a political pawn at this point

This. Even if they found vape pens Russia would let it slide. They want western talent in all fields to come to Russia. This is 100% a stunt

 

[GPBear]

Y'all say you care about African students in the Ukraine, then crack jokes about an American getting screwed by the Russian prison system?

Just stop pretending and admit y'all love Russia

 

[BK The Great]

Hopefully they pressure them psychos to let her go.

 

[New Jeruz Jewelz]

It was all downhill from here

I’m sitting here trying to determine if this is humanly possible. Take that L and it’s definitely a FAGrant 2 foul

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

If they give up Snowden or any other defector nobody will work with them again.

Giving up a spy is not worth it.

Idk. Not saying it would ever happen but the game is way too deep and worth more than any one agents life.
And Snowden a whistle-blower that's it, US marooned him there, ain't no agent or spy or any allegiance to Russia. But he Russia's biggest human asset as any potential bargaining chip, fukk a Griner. US might could make consessions at the chance to return and interrogate him, there's still people that would like to see him sentenced in US. Probably too big a risk for them as well, and I wouldn't wanna see that happen to the man

 

[GoFlipAPack]

With little to no diplomatic talks happening between Russia and the U.S., she is going to be there a while

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yeah I seen that story on a YouTube video, truly sad

Link?

 

[Deman]

She gon come bak pawgset

 

[JackRoss]

get to sent to the Gulag hooper brehettes

 

[Geek Nasty]

She gon come bak pawgset

She's coming back in a floral dress wearing a bonnet

 

[Animal House]

Link?

Here’s a interview

 

[Killigraphy]

Probably the only watchable thing about the WNBA.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

She’s donzo