Burger King unveils Halloween-inspired black bun hamburger

[unit321]

Dumb ass use of the word "eerily" in this context. Not even cute in a Halloween ironic kinda way. fukk this writer.

And I ain't paying $5 for a wack ass Whopper with a buncha stake sause on it. Man, nikkas ain't even put the black cheese on it. I can buy stake sause n put it on a goddamn Five Guys cracker hipster foodie burger n be straight. Burger King fukkin up. They locations been dirty af lately, n why tf whenever black folk work there they wanna be all conversational, hoes tryna holla n shyt. bytch, I don't want no chick that work for the fukking Kang. Gimme my goddamn food u peasant.

Plus I been to 2 Kangs that had fakkit mgrs lately. I ain't with that bullshyt, I don't want them nikkas touching my food. fukk a BK. And in fact, fukk MacDonald's now for making me wait 5 minutes in reserved parking for a wack ass McMuffin yesterday after work then sendin out a weird ass ayrab mgr walkin all slow to bring me my shyt. Think of all the hatred against me, fukk all of them.

Sounds like you had a case of the Mondays yesterday.

 

[marcuz]

Even worse, whats the point of that if youre already putting a1 sauce on the burger

there is no a1 sauce on the burger

 

[pickles]

No hate Burger King although those Oreo shakes look intriguing.

 

[Prominence0]

Looks like them colorful patties that were fukking ppl up on Spongebob

Who is that in your avi?

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Who is that in your avi?

Me why?

 

[Prominence0]

Me why?

word

 

[HearNoEvil]

Is that so?

@ Ronald being like, "Hell nah I don't eat at McDonalds bruh! I go to BK on my lunch break."

 

[Paradise]

Looks like them colorful patties that were fukking ppl up on Spongebob

PRETTY PATTIES!

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

Sounds like you had a case of the Mondays yesterday.

My allergies done kicked in so I can't do no coke n I'm tired at work. I left work right quick n bought a box of non drowsy Allegra from Wal Mart n got back to my office n seen that some retarded ass nikka had opened it n stole one of the packs of pills. Stupid motherfukker gon steal half the drugs like if he get caught he only gon get half the time. And who tf steals non drowsy Allergy pills? What Burger King done done for me, Chappie? Man Burger King can kiss my ass. Tell Burger King to kiss my ass.

 

[unit321]

My allergies done kicked in so I can't do no coke n I'm tired at work. I left work right quick n bought a box of non drowsy Allegra from Wal Mart n got back to my office n seen that some retarded ass nikka had opened it n stole one of the packs of pills. Stupid motherfukker gon steal half the drugs like if he get caught he only gon get half the time. And who tf steals non drowsy Allergy pills? What Burger King done done for me, Chappie? Man Burger King can kiss my ass. Tell Burger King to kiss my ass.

I'm sorry to hear of what happened to you.
I know this probably won't help you, but there's a good Burger King in Central Square, NY. Service is great. Never mess up your order. It's right off Interstate 81.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

I'm sorry to hear of what happened to you.
I know this probably won't help you, but there's a good Burger King in Central Square, NY. Service is great. Never mess up your order. It's right off Interstate 81.

Nah, actually that helps me a lot because I live right in Queensbridge and my office is located in Yonkers, so either way I am like no more than 2 minutes away from Central Square, NY. I used to go to that Burger King all the time before I went to prison for rape back in 1978, and I do remember the service was pretty excellent even back then, so this thread just reminded me of that location. Thanks, bro.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

Or maybe they're just trying to indoctrinate men in general into eating black buns

...

All they had to do was throw a couple G's my way and I'd have a class 4 days a week at the Learning Annex teaching everyone how to eat black buns... and those 2 chicks above would be my TAs

U don't wanna eat really fat asses. They ain't the cleanest as far as putting ur tongue in them, bro. Nice tk fukk n look at, not so nice to taste.

 

[GetSomeMoney]

Or maybe they're just trying to indoctrinate men in general into eating black buns

...

All they had to do was throw a couple G's my way and I'd have a class 4 days a week at the Learning Annex teaching everyone how to eat black buns... and those 2 chicks above would be my TAs

Who is the volleyball player

 

[RhodyRum]

U don't wanna eat really fat asses. They ain't the cleanest as far as putting ur tongue in them, bro. Nice tk fukk n look at, not so nice to taste.

Ain't nothing my hand, a bar of soap, a hand shower, and some keen pre-emptive strike tactics can't fix

And to any nikka that tongues the booty-hole without a pre-emptive cleaning of some sort

 

[unit321]

Nah, actually that helps me a lot because I live right in Queensbridge and my office is located in Yonkers, so either way I am like no more than 2 minutes away from Central Square, NY. I used to go to that Burger King all the time before I went to prison for rape back in 1978, and I do remember the service was pretty excellent even back then, so this thread just reminded me of that location. Thanks, bro.

Central Square is near Syracuse, NY, so you might have it confused with somewhere else.

Not gonna lie, I love the Italian chicken sandwich. When I walk into a BK looking forward to ordering it and it's not on the menu, I feel disappointed.