Been out of college and working for 6 years now. Never once.
Cacs at work unappreciation
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Been out of college and working for 6 years now. Never once.
Working with them all day and having to come home to a gentrified neighborhood is the WOAT 
I been telling you nikkas that cacs should have very little information on you. Been at this company for two years and they don't even know if I finished university or not.
These cac bytches ask me constantly if I am dating or have a girlfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Is the sky blue?"
"Is that a yes?"
"No I am just asking a question, my private life is none of your concern"
Another one.
*fat middled age cac who is having mid life crisis*
"Can I talk to you privately for 5 minutes"
"Listen man my wife is fukking me up, I need to party. You got a connect?"
"No idea what you are talking about?"
"Don't play that shyt, I know you like to have fun...help me out"
"I don't know what you are on about, I got work to do"
"Fine what about grass?
"No idea what are you on about."
They even tried to get me to join linkedin in the beginning and I ain't play with that.
"Hey Quiet Magician, you are a smart guy and I want you in my network, make an account on linkedin so you can be part of the family."
"Naw I am good"
"Why? Linkedin is statistically proven to get you a job and it has other neat features. I know you are secretive but this is a no brainer. "
"You saying my job is in jeopardy?"
"No I mean it is nice to have my coworkers in my network...that's all"
"No."
"Now why do you have to be like that? You can make some friends in here if you change that attitude of yours."
"You saying I have a bad attitude?"
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*Leaves in frustration*
There are a few brothas in my division and we make it a habit to chill at lunch, greet each other and chill after work. How many times have cacs happened to stumble by when we were having a good time.
"What are you boys laughing on about?"
"So we are going to chill after alright?
"Aight cool, see you then"
"cool"
*Cacs looks in disbelief*
I talk about broad shyt with these cacs, like movies and tv shows. Keep the answers vague and don't divulge anything to anyone. it is funny how many times they left in anger yet they still smile and want to be my friend.
IMO there truly is a love hate fear complex Cacs have. They must be in our ishyt. They MUST know what we're up to 24/7 since it's a potential security threat.
:mjlol2:so you side with the cacs against the New black guy huh? want to be the only one?
this. exactly.
you could be sitting there sweating your ass off quietly working and being productive. Caught up on all your shyt and everything. Here come Colby and Todd to fukk with you and distract you. It's like they've been taught that blacks are lazy, so if they see you breaking the stereotype they have to make it come true.
Be a c00nbag that lets cacs treat him like a wounded zoo animal brehsActual Pawg at my workplace damn near had me go against my code and sell her that
But i notice cacs try be slick like when we dividing up the tasks they say shyt like they've given me the easy tasks or when im on my break they start walking round and slyly monitor what I'm doing. Didnt notice this til recently but now Im just likeAlso had an appraisal the other day and this cac told me to be more friendly when speaking to people on the phone and act more "British" be all cheery and longwinded instead of getting straight to the point.
HE_Pennypacker
Superstar
I learned how to shoot the shyt with these people without actually telling them anything. Engage enough with them and keep it light and detail-free.
Every time they pry I flip it into a joke slyly making fun of them and they never get it.
Can’t be totally detached or you’ll get nowhere.
Every time they pry I flip it into a joke slyly making fun of them and they never get it.
Can’t be totally detached or you’ll get nowhere.
Bless't
Living the dream
UpAndComing
Veteran
LOL that reminds me of this time when I worked at a law firm in NY, and our managing attorney was this dumb broad, who had no clue what she was doing, always creating more work than was necessary. So one day while we work working late, someone started saying how they would like to put her in a figure four leglock. Then we started going around talking about the different wrestling finishing moves we'd like to do to her, Stone Cold Stunna, DDT, Rockbottom, all that. And then this one quiet Jewish dude comes out with "I'd love to take a bat, put a rusty nail in it, and beat her over the head with it, since the rust will poison her blood and maybe give her cancer".... Dead silence, the rest of us sitting there likeuntil my manz piped up like "dang, homie, we was just joking... You talking attempted murder
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DynamoEAR
All Star
Isn't that a prerequisite for working the front desk?
MasterOfAllHeSurveyz
All Star
I’m gonna hit them with this. Iv already revealed to much about myself
and these mfs gossip like crazy
That’s a pretty nice neighborhood your family must be well off
Me
Years ago, one of my homies watched the movie Unusual Suspects so much that he memorized all the lines of Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey). White folks start asking asking him questions about his personal life, he'd pull lines from the movie and put it in his stories. They never caught on. That shyt was funny as fukk.
He had a feature phone that had an infrared port and I found a tech manual for it to program it to change channels on the TV in the lunch room. The TV would stay on Fox News. For shyts and giggles, we'd turn that shyt to BET. Nothing but beet red faces all around.
