This reminds me when I went to London solo last yr. I was in some club district, right in that area where they have the beatles picture airbrushed on the wall. I went to a lounge got drunk and then the shyt was closing at like 1 am, but I wanted to keep the party going. So right across from the bar was a club and a pretty long line. Some shady loking dude was standing off the line trying to get people to go to another spot he was supposedly promoting for. I didn't wanna wait on the long line so i asked him about the spot he was talking about. He was on some:
How much you trying to spend tonight?
Me: I got about $80..I mean "lbs" to blow tonight
Him:
ok chap. Follow me
...so I start following this dude mad blocks, then we ran into his boy and he starts walking a little behind me with the
look. At this point I get on some "
, why did I tell this dude how much money I got on me?" in my head. But I had the 
look on my face while following. I was still buzzed. So after like 5 blocks, they yelled across the street and another dude came outta nowhere, now I'm "
, I'm about to get juxed like an idiot" 
...then we turned one more corner, and there was actually a club there 
. They was trying to get me to buy a bottle so I could get in. I was like 
. They huddled on the side, and I just ended up walking to door. Apparently it was some private party, the bouncer asked who I knew. I just pointed at the dudes, and they let me in. No charge. Got in and started 
and 
with anyone I could meet. Good night. Ended up meeting some random chik from out there as she was waiting for a cab. We shared it, nothing happened and I just took it back to my hostel.
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the sad thing is that I know I could get bodied over there.
to king jaffe.
