Can someone explain to me how Superman can possibly take an L to the Batman?

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Ok kryptonite is supposed to be the rarest material in the whole universe. How does batman have so much of it and how is so much of it on earth?
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Bats has a room full of kryptonite :whoo:
 

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As she was slamming his head repeatedly, Spider-Man or somebody begged her to stop. Creed was limp as a KO'd boxer, no resistance, no presence, helpless. Somebody had a line literally like, "Stop before you kill him." This happened in this comic: Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Volume 1, #116 (July 1986). This is just 5 months before Uncanny X-Men Volume 1, #212 (December 1986) as the first time he fought Wolverine.

yes, and there's no begging her to stop, and he's not a unstoppable Wolverine killing villain. He's a wounded throwaway Power Man and Iron Fist villain from the 70's with undefined wolf man powers who got beat up by an enhanced Black Cat that's meant to hang with Spiderman.

the first fight, she whooped his ass and he jumped into the sewers, the second fight, the cops said "Freeze".
 

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yes, and there's no begging her to stop, and he's not a unstoppable Wolverine killing villain. He's a wounded throwaway Power Man and Iron Fist villain from the 70's with undefined wolf man powers who got beat up by an enhanced Black Cat that's meant to hang with Spiderman.

the first fight, she whooped his ass and he jumped into the sewers, the second fight, the cops said "Freeze".

Either way he had no business losing to the Black Cat like that, hence why it is PIS/CIS and nobody holds value in the result of the fight. It's treated the same as the Spider-Man/Firelord fight. Even the term SMFL (Spider-Man/Firelord) is used to discredit all PIS/CIS fights as bad writing.
 

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Either way he had no business losing to the Black Cat like that, hence why it is PIS/CIS and nobody holds value in the result of the fight. It's treated the same as the Spider-Man/Firelord fight. Even the term SMFL (Spider-Man/Firelord) is used to discredit all PIS/CIS fights as bad writing.

you can't say she had no business.

Nobody was writing him as some uber villain until he fought Wolverine half a year later.

He wasn't even a Wolverine villain.

He was just some almost nobody villain.

How was it bad writing? The writer went back in time and wrote him shytty?


It's like saying, in context to this thread, that Batman should ALWAYS get his ass kicked by anyone higher than KGBeast, because prior to Grant Morrison making him this unstoppable all knowing prepgod during his JLA run, he ALWAYS got his ass kicked by anyone higher than KGBeast.

Are all those stories prior to Morrison's JLA run PIS/CIS?
 

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you can't say she had no business.

Nobody was writing him as some uber villain until he fought Wolverine half a year later.

He wasn't even a Wolverine villain.

He was just some almost nobody villain.

How was it bad writing? The writer went back in time and wrote him shytty?


It's like saying, in context to this thread, that Batman should ALWAYS get his ass kicked by anyone higher than KGBeast, because prior to Grant Morrison making him this unstoppable all knowing prepgod during his JLA run, he ALWAYS got his ass kicked by anyone higher than KGBeast.

Are all those stories prior to Morrison's JLA run PIS/CIS?

I was wrong about the pleading about Creed's life but right that he was completely demolished at the point of the head slamming. Lets continue this in PMs because I still have a lot to say about this matter but don't want to derail the thread.
 

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read the Injustice comic.

It's been going on for a good three years now. Yeah, it's alternate reality stuff, but Supes ain't fukking around.

At all.

The "real" reasons have already been stated by posters above. The writers pander to batman fans by either severely handicapping Supes or doing impossible shyt like bruce having kryptonite gum (yes, really).

there's no logical reason, which is why batman fans will never give you a logical answer, just various forms of ":gladbron: cause he batman"
You tell em' why :umad: bruh :tu:
 

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That was an extreme deviation from Superman's character and a controversial scene. Superman is not a killer.

Oh Superman is a killer bruh, Dr. Light, Zod, and Shazam got that work. He might not kill all the time, but he's got what it takes to be a killer, cold-blooded.

Batfleck kills a Super-Army cac = Not Batman, even Batman in a rage wouldn't go that far, because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

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Oh Superman is a killer bruh, Dr. Light, Zod, and Shazam got that work. He might not kill all the time, but he's got what it takes to be a killer, cold-blooded.

Batfleck kills a Super-Army cac = Not Batman, even Batman in a rage wouldn't go that far, because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

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Wait what the fukk he kill Shazam for? :dwillhuh:
 

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Because Superman has already accepted that Batman is the only nikka in the world that can bring him down. On some G shyt, Supes already believes in his mind that Batman can and will give him that work if the two face off. So if the boy scout already accepts it, you Super Stans should too.

Meanwhile, Batman assembled an entire army of Super nikkas named the Justice League to make sure people could try and stop him
 
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