Can someone explain to me how Superman can possibly take an L to the Batman?

[The Devil's Advocate]

This is not intended to be a funny thread.

I don't have a comic book background and I don't cato go back and read the comics.

I'd like to get the coli opinions of how a nikka who is truly GawdBody can ever lose to a human with no type of superpower.

I know the batman is smart and can make shyt ... Yeah I get that ....


But if I was superman i would fly like 10 miles in the air and zap the batman with my red lazer beams and be done with it .


The fight would be over in a matter of seconds, like for real.

Yall might say the batman has kryptonite, but superman can hear nikkaz from all over the world, so wouldn't he hear the batman making a kryptonite weapon and fly and knock his ass out?


I really can't even figure how this is a fight , I compare it to an ant vs a elephant .... It's no way the ant can beat the elephant ... Ever .


No amount of armor can stop superman from beating the batmans ass so why are they making a movie about this ...


If you had the power of superman can you picture yourself ever taking an L to a mere human? Just think about that, can someone explain to me how this is even a fight ?

superman can fly around the earth and rewind time and kick batmans ass at the age of 6... or befriend him at the age of 21 anso they never have to fight


either way.... comics just make up shyt breh


you think about it too hard, and you're done


i mean really... must have been 10000000000 shots fired at batman.... none hit his mouth area before

 

[Vonte3000]

From the looks of the trailer Wonder Woman is going to help him

 

[Dank Hill]

superman can fly around the earth and rewind time and kick batmans ass at the age of 6... or befriend him at the age of 21 anso they never have to fight


either way.... comics just make up shyt breh


you think about it too hard, and you're done


i mean really... must have been 10000000000 shots fired at batman.... none hit his mouth area before

yeah that plot armor is hella thick. I mean we all saw bane make an ass out of bruce but they want us to believe superman cant give him that work?

 

[Wild self]

this reminds me of the argument I use for The Joker.

there's no way in fukk he'd be higher than a Daredevil throwaway/Power Pack arch nemesis in Marvel.


Batman would be running to build a suit of armor in Marvel because anyone higher than Daredevil/Gambit would whoop that ass early and often.

He'd get trounced by the Shang-Chi/Iron Fist/Wolvie/Black Panther/Captain Americas of Marvel just as much as he gets raped by Deathstroke in DC.

People say that DC is out of touch, but Marvel outside Cap, Black Panther, and Cyclops are status

 

[duncanthetall]

In the Dark Knight Returns comic he talks about how he can weaponize Kryptonite in ways that go past just lasers and bullets and such. He could prob make an odorless, undetectable kryptonite gas that kills Supes in seconds, or some kind of virus that can do the same.

And getting really into the comics here, Batman has alien technology that would put tony stark to shame, and magic artiacts, superweapons, crazy stuff, etc. stored in the batcave that he doesn't use, so there's that

You people are talking about Bats and intelligence and HIS alien technology. As if Supes doesn't have a goddamn fortress FILLED with advanced alien technology and literally all the information Krypton ever obtained. I mean did you forget he's the alien?

That he comes from a line of goddamn Kryotonian scientists? Why do people act like Superman is some dummy?

 

[Mr. Negative]

Because Superman has already accepted that Batman is the only nikka in the world that can bring him down. On some G shyt, Supes already believes in his mind that Batman can and will give him that work if the two face off. So if the boy scout already accepts it, you Super Stans should too.

no he doesn't.

You don't think Superman knows goddamn well that if he wanted to, he could fly to the moon and smell batman from 239 thousand miles away, throw a moon rock and kill his ass by homing in on his heart beat with his eyes closed.

really.

really.

Meanwhile, Batman assembled an entire army of Super nikkas named the Justice League to make sure people could try and stop him

meanwhile, you're backing up your claim that Superman KNOWS that Batman can beat him.....

By telling us how Batman assembled an army of "Super nikkas named the Justice League"......

because Batman can't beat him alone.

Good job, breh.

 

[duncanthetall]

Ok kryptonite is supposed to be the rarest material in the whole universe. How does batman have so much of it and how is so much of it on earth?

It is, he doesnt, and there is not very much at all on earth.

These guys don't know shyt about the characters and are mostly just talking. Batman has NEVER beat Superman. TDKR isn't canon so stop bringing that shytty story up lmao

 

[Mr. Negative]

Wait what the fukk he kill Shazam for?

Superman in Injustice is NOT fukking around.

 

[Burnshen]

no he doesn't.

You don't think Superman knows goddamn well that if he wanted to, he could fly to the moon and smell batman from 239 thousand miles away, throw a moon rock and kill his ass by homing in on his heart beat with his eyes closed.

really.

really.



meanwhile, you're backing up your claim that Superman KNOWS that Batman can beat him.....

By telling us how Batman assembled an army of "Super nikkas named the Justice League"......

because Batman can't beat him alone.

Good job, breh.

Meant Batman assembled The JL to stop himself. Don't take my shyt outta context.

And, Superman has SAID before he knows Batman could stop him. Don't try acting like he didn't.

 

[DPresidential]

Ok so he has kryptonite why not just fly to space and zap his ass and the fight is done ?


Superman is faster than light so explain to me why he can't just run and shoot the laser?

 

[DPresidential]

When this argument is brought up, I always find it interesting that the concept of "moral parameters" is not mentioned.

I mean, let's be real...if Superman is really attempting to defeat Batman & kill him...he is not the "good guy" Superman we all know.

If something happened between the two of them, int he comic world, then Superman clearly wouldn't want to use all of his power because he is still good...I wouldn't be trying to kill Wayne.



However....

If this is just an all out brawl...or if Superman was being controlled in some way....Batman wouldn't stand a chance. We all know Batman's psyche is his biggest weakness...He really doesn't deal well with the death or harm to his closest friends & allies.

A rogue Superman would literally break into Wayne Manor, grab Alfred & fly him to the middle of a field & let Batman know it. Then he'd rip pieces of Alfred apart until Batman meets him... Batman would go crazy...forgetting all of the prep time plot devices that protect him & Superman would destroy him.

Case closed.

 

[Dank Hill]

 

[DPresidential]

Wow. He really has no equal. shyt's crazy.

 

[Dank Hill]

I would love to see superman back hand batman like he does this dude

 

[Killigraphy]

Wait what the fukk he kill Shazam for?

"Mans world is incapable of self rule"...WW is Da Squad.