Can someone explain to me how Superman can possibly take an L to the Batman?

[Makavalli]

Batman wins because of plot device writing by nerds. Think about superman as that alpha jock pre med star quarterback nikka straight up mister steal your girl so nerds demand that this dude get put in his place no matter how ridiculous it may occur.

The movie shouldnt be called Batman vs superman it should be batman annoys the shyt out of supes til he fukks up the batmobile then its squashed

 

[ThatTruth777]

batman wins because his theme song is >


+ he can strike fear into the hearts of criminals easily, even with a face like this

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and the prep time is impeccable

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supes is just lame

 

[Dank Hill]

 

[MikelArteta]

hell a few of us coli brehs could beat batman brazillian jitusu

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Ok so he has kryptonite why not just fly to space and zap his ass and the fight is done ?


Superman is faster than light so explain to me why he can't just run and shoot the laser?

Little does Supes know that the Batman has utilized his prep time and had Wayne Enterprises launch a satellite into orbit waiting for him. As soon as Kal-el exits the atmosphere, the weaponized satellite blasts him with a krytonite beam, rendering Superman immediately incapacitated and falling helplessly back to Earth. Bruce scoops him up in the batwing before he hits the ground, saving Superman's life and teaching him a valuable lesson.

Any scenario you can come up with, Bats has already planned ahead and disfused the situation.

 

[Data-Hawk]

Well shyt, I guess Walter White can beat superman too...






Lol.. No way In hell batman is beating superman. Bruce can die from a heart attack/flu/common cold. But yet can some how go toe to toe with superman..

 

[Rice N Beans]

Reality: Superman was so poorly written back in the day he basically cannot be defeated under any circumstance. Cheese overload.

Nowadays Superman is written with more taste and human qualities he doesn't just automatically win. So if you wanna keep it modern, Batman can probably beat Superman. The money is long and the research is strong. Prep time is real and is no joke.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Because what a superhero can do and what they will do aren't necessarily the same thing.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Because what a superhero can do and what they will do aren't necessarily the same thing.

This.

The strongest weapon Batman has against Superman is that he knows he can go allout...and Superman will NEVER do that in return.

Bats is COUNTING on Superman not trying to kill him, which is how he manages to get his hits in.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

People underestimate just how smart superman actually is.

I think they're confusing him with goku

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I get what you're saying, but it's not unfathomable by any means.

It actually is unfathomable breh....superman isn't real

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Little does Supes know that the Batman has utilized his prep time and had Wayne Enterprises launch a satellite into orbit waiting for him. As soon as Kal-el exits the atmosphere, the weaponized satellite blasts him with a krytonite beam, rendering Superman immediately incapacitated and falling helplessly back to Earth. Bruce scoops him up in the batwing before he hits the ground, saving Superman's life and teaching him a valuable lesson.

Any scenario you can come up with, Bats has already planned ahead and disfused the situation.

The fight begins... superman accelerates to 2x the speed of light and travels back in time to when bruce was 5. When he arrives, he attacks child-Bruce at ftl, speedblitzing him and turning him into pink slush.

Any prep time argument you can come up with, Superman can travel back in time to before it happened.

 

[Heretic]

I think they're confusing him with goku

exactly breh. nikka might actually be as smart as batman honestly

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The fight begins... superman accelerates to 2x the speed of light and travels back in time to when bruce was 5. When he arrives, he attacks child-Bruce at ftl, speedblitzing him and turning him into pink slush.

Any prep time argument you can come up with, Superman can travel back in time to before it happened.

Superman cant travel back in time, thats movie nonsense.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Superman cant travel back in time, thats movie nonsense.

Oh. Well shyt if we're just gonna discard Superman's powers on a whim, Batman should take this rather easily.