Can Tommy Knocks translate this PAAG's tantrum after getting dumped via text message?

[Jesus]

my coli Asian nikkas is out here



we really international out here

"I just might learn to speak Mandarin
Japanese for the yen that I'm handlin'
International Hov, that's my handle
My saint's Changó, light a candle
El Gran Santo on the mantle
Case y'all didn't know, I speak Spanish too
Shout out to World Wide Wes
Everywhere we go, we leave a worldwide mess
Yes, still Roc La Familia
Says a lot about you if you not feelin' us
The homies said "Hov, it ain't many of us"
I told 'em less is more nikkas, plenty of us

 

[trick]

Lool he's fukking with northern chicks
He probably has some sort bodily damage or scarring somewhere

Hes probably been coerced into eating some fukked up shyt at least once

 

[joeychizzle]

Hes probably been coerced into eating some fukked up shyt at least once

Once?
She probably feeding him all sorts of animal bodily appendages and innards daily.
I wonder if he ever notices a subtle difference in his food whenever he pisses her off

 

[Londilon]

How does she know him for 26 years if she is 24?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

my body was not ready for this.

 

[joeychizzle]

my coli Asian nikkas is out here



we really international out here

We have plans to expand to Antarctica and the Moon too. #Coligang gonna populate the fukking stars and galaxies! We're gonna slap #pawglife stickers on Cybertron and Krypton

 

[31Flavors]

@Tommy Knocks what's your opinion on S Korea? What's it like there in terms of nightlife and how receptive the natives are to foreigners?

 

[Tommy Knocks]

@Tommy Knocks you got any crazy stories of a Asian chick acting over dramatic when you had to leave her off the roster?

yea. I thought I told yall about the time I had a stalker and had the police called?

we were outside and a crowd formed and all that

 

[Tommy Knocks]

@Tommy Knocks what's your opinion on S Korea? What's it like there in terms of nightlife and how receptive the natives are to foreigners?

Pretty good. Im actually headed there next month. Korea nightlife is off the fukking chain. Koreans are used to foreigners, we have had a base there for over 50 years lol.

 

[Malta]

yea. I thought I told yall about the time I had a stalker and had the police called?

we were outside and a crowd formed and all that

Nah, but that shyt sounds hilarious, these Asian women go hard.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Nah, but that shyt sounds hilarious, these Asian women go hard.

they can be bat shyt crazy.

that stalker girl wouldnt let me leave her house she was blocking the door and all that (not gonna put hands on a paag way out here ) , I had to call the cops. then she called her father, then she opened the door and all the above had a stand off outside, then it seemed like the whole block came outside because she was yelling and screaming at a laowai (foreigner). shyt was crazy.

ive made a handful of girls cry. they love crying. when I used to live in this big skyscraper I would hear fights and things breaking all the time, in fact, now I live in the burbs but prior to that every single apartment complex ive lived in, in the city, I have heard violent domestic disputes. paags are loyal but their men arent and this causes mad drama. its like a 6:1 ratio men:women. shyt gets out of control.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Hes probably been coerced into eating some fukked up shyt at least once

I have.

I ate donkey unexpectedly. tasted like beef tho.

 

[joeychizzle]

they can be bat shyt crazy.

that stalker girl wouldnt let me leave her house she was blocking the door and all that (not gonna put hands on a paag way out here ) , I had to call the cops. then she called her father, then she opened the door and all the above had a stand off outside, then it seemed like the whole block came outside because she was yelling and screaming at a laowai (foreigner). shyt was crazy.

ive made a handful of girls cry. they love crying. when I used to live in this big skyscraper I would hear fights and things breaking all the time, in fact, now I live in the burbs but prior to that every single apartment complex ive lived in, in the city, I have heard violent domestic disputes. paags are loyal but their men arent and this causes mad drama. its like a 6:1 ratio men:women. shyt gets out of control.

That would've been the last thing you did

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I hate you

 

[FlexPavilion]

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