Carnival Cruise are implementing some “:MJpls:, nann nikkas” policies

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Is it like a buffet/food included with the ticket? I know drinks are extra​

If you wondering the type of food included, there is always a variety. Carnival especially servers breakfast/lunch buffet style outside on the deck where you see everybody dancing and sunbathing. But inside they got cooked and specialty food too. Soup and Sandwich joints and them Mongolian Wok fukkers cheffing up excellence :whew:
But if you just wondering if food comes with the ticket and that's a resounding, YES.
I'm willing to wager things are still the way they were since my last cruise nearing a decade and more, but a ticket to ANY cruise should always come with food.
Like you'd have to go full on Bartleby the Scrivener to come up hungry on a cruise. So buffet/cooked during the day and sit down meals at night, 24 hr pizza (Carnival atleast has this) and the little specialty joints I keep ranting about, soup/sandich etc, all 'free' in the sense that if they open you can hit 'em up but all of that comes with the price of the ticket.
HOWEVER, there are paid for joints in some ships. I think Royal Caribbean or Norwegian, one of 'em had a Johnny Rockets fast food line and a few others had "high end" steak joints you had to pay money for, but any joint that needs you to pay, they alert you from jump.
Alcohol is technically paid for, but if you charismatic/conniving enough you can find the work arounds, from befriending bartender, to cleaning women, to straight up bringing your own shyt in when you hit the ports.
I used to find a cool enough bartender, slip him 200 in casino chips and he'd just mix drinks for me and everyone I was with, fail to enter it and I'd sign a random receipt with a fake name and he'd toss it in the reciept bin and we'd keep it moving. Even better, they'd more than likely help you get a bottle to take to your room instead of having to pay airport prices for it at the liquor s tore and even worse...have some swarthy Indian guard tell you "No bottles allowed, you get back when you leave ship" like they try and do you whenever you buy alcohol off port or bring your own 'cause they want you sipping and swiping at their bars on some desperate shyt.
Not that I'm encouraging you or anyone to go lookin for trouble, but the moment you realize how much the common cruise ship worker does not give a fukk about the company and are keen on being bribed/compensated, is the moment you realize how much fun you can really have on a ship outside of whatever restrictions they limit you with.​
 

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Nah but seriously some of these rules needed to be enforced. Not just coming for us but everybody on board. People get way too comfortable and just don't care on cruise ships.
 

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as long as the 15 drinks ain't watered down like they are on these all inclusive i guess I'm ok. but 15 seem kinda low of I'm drinking all day. my younger self would have been pissed!
 

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You still with her?

No. I was whopping 22 or SOHH during the cruise.

Broke up within another couple of years from there. Had another go-round with her in our 30s. But it didn't last.

This chick is kinda nuts (as you might have gleaned by the cruise story). Last time I saw her face, the homie sent me her mugshot. I think she went to priz? Don't know for sure. The homie passed some years ago and I deactivated my FB close to a decade ago.
 

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nikkas did it to themselves being hella rachet on the boat. I'd be pissed spending my hard earned money and PTO on a cruise only to be stuck on a boat full of degenerates.
Be honest, you expected a little bit of fukery but this sh!t is out of control
 

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My last carnival cruise was 2019 right before COVID. I predicted this shyt--. I got dogged out in a thread cause I said it felt like I was on the third annual Dusty Nikkas at Sea cruise and they were gonna start cracking down eventually.Got a bunch of posters stating I was :mjpls: In replies. Compounding this, a lot of those ratchet muthafukka's are platinum status, so the crew did not want to FUKK with 'em, at all. . So them Nikkas were testing the limits the entire cruise. Yelling at workers, taking over the lido deck with Bluetooth speakers, Twerk contests in front of kids....But I heard in June 2026 they are going to a 2 year rotation and dollars spent for the loyalty programs .
I expect a lot more stuff to pop off until that happens.
 

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I went on a carnival cruise and the clubs playing shyt like Boosie Set it off :scust: . We need to get back to fun hip hop tracks tired of this violent overly sexual degenerate ass shyt.
Boosie has lots of fun hip hop tracks.
 

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Different genres of music aren't full of profane language and themes

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Eh it's cool it only confirms Carnival is trash. I heard the food is bad anyway. Virgin cruises is top tier and they don't have these dumb rules.

Carnival food is actually decent for cruise ships, can’t even lie…went on the Mardi Gras last year
 

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What?

Several places instituted laws against boomboxes in the 1980s and 90s.




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Man I remember chilling in the summer in Jersey City at my grandparents house on Dwight St (ahhh the memories lol) but one thing I remember explicitly was dudes walking up and down Dwight St and Communipaw blasting them boom boxes. I was on the porch hearing the Jersey club and blend tapes back then…I never heard about that law
 

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Man I remember chilling in the summer in Jersey City at my grandparents house on Dwight St (ahhh the memories lol) but one thing I remember explicitly was dudes walking up and down Dwight St and Communipaw blasting them boom boxes. I was on the porch hearing the Jersey club and blend tapes back then…I never heard about that law

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It was added in 1992.
 
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