Choose a superpower, but first person to quote you can choose a side effect

[Family Lives Matter]

Prep time takes you a minimum of 31 days.

I am an expert computer scientist and software engineer.

You are powered by gay porn which has to be kept on your third screen playing full volume at all times or you become retarded

I can walk really fast

 

[inndaskKy]

My bank account gets a dollar everytime someone says a word with a vowel to me

Bt ppl lrn hw t spk wtht vwls.

 

[weather so breezy]

You are powered by gay porn which has to be kept on your third screen playing full volume at all times or you become retarded

I can walk really fast

 

[Secure Da Bag]

But Every single character you type onto a keyboard costs you $50.00

Not when you have ChatGPT and Speech-to-Text.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I can walk really fast

You can only walk into non-Harlem areas and sit on pegs everywhere else.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

You are powered by gay porn which has to be kept on your third screen playing full volume at all times or you become retarded

I can walk really fast

But only backwards while looking forward.

I have an excellent healing factor

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

But only backwards while looking forward.

I have an excellent healing factor

But it drains a year from your life everytime you exert that power.


I have the power to create illusions

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I

But it drains a year from your life everytime you exert that power.


I have the power to create illusions

everytime to you create an illusion you immediately uncontrollably vomit shyt and piss yourself for the next 48 hrs.

I can manipulate matter like a chef baking cakes.

 

[weather so breezy]

I

everytime to you create an illusion you immediately uncontrollably vomit shyt and piss yourself for the next 48 hrs.

I can manipulate matter like a chef baking cakes.

you can only shape them into dildos

i have access to all knowledge of everyone, dead or alive

 

[Secure Da Bag]

you can only survive by eating others vomit shyt and piss

i have access to all knowledge of everyone, dead or alive

You can only access it in your sleep.

I have access to all bank accounts.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

You can only access it in your sleep.

I have access to all bank accounts.

A government agency monitoring superpowers takes 95% of your net wealth every time you view or adjust an account.

I can create stars.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

A government agency monitoring superpowers takes 95% of your net wealth every time you view or adjust an account.

I can create stars.

Every star you create gives you gas for a year.

 

[Po pimp]

Goddamn bruh, you're heartless. I take it back.



I can shape shift into people, animals, objects, etc.

You can only change back to yourself if someone says your name

I can mimic anyone’s voice

 

[Luke Cage]

You can only change back to yourself if someone says your name

I can mimic anyone’s voice

You get a nervous stutter whenever you try to lie

I'm bulletproof.

 

[Devilinurear]

You get a nervous stutter whenever you try to lie

I'm bulletproof.

But only by giving yourself an enema.

I control matter.