Clubbing Is A Fool’s Game

[Payroll]

It's one of the few places a female will actually approach you.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Who wants to listen to this in the club

This is that this retarded sounds like??? I could have gone the rest of my life having never heard this shyt.

 

[Nymbus]

lemme tell yall about the arts and crafts store boy..

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Thought it was just me. Finally went to one of those on the low Spanish clubs and it was aight.

The whole time there I’m sayin to myself that there’s no way I’m putting my card down even tho my man got me in for free. I actually like the music but I know the chances of me pulling something and getting them to go to the BX was slim to none.

Cardi B does bump in the club tho.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Breh i can only speak for my city, but it wasn't just old, overweight and women out their prime at these functions.....

I've seen plenty of tender, young, under 30 women who looked single as fukk as these functions.

I'm only mad, that I went to these venues with a date, because I saw a lot of dimes in the building, and I'm a picky mofo.....

Damn sure had me thinking twice, about my date.....

Not all but don’t confuse a good night as the norm. I use to frequent them.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

This close to the crib shyt is the truth. I don’t fukk with the club like that cause of all the aforementioned reasons. But I will hit the lil bars and shyt in the area. I live very close to a lot of spots. I live in the middle of downtown Atlanta. It’s so many hot spots within like 3 miles of me. That’s my go to move right there. Just be like, shyt we may as well go to the condo and have mimosas. I have gotten groups of chicks to come to the crib with this method a few times. Also, y’all nikkas need to learn that hoes love mimosas. It’s my secret weapon. Just being like, we can go to the condo and have mimosas just sound fancy to these basic bytches lol. I stay with a few bottles of the cheap Andres for like 6.99 and keep OJ on deck. So a bottle of champagne and some OJ is like $10. That shyt goes a long way with these hoes. I basically done fukked hoes by having a spot close to the crib and having cheap champagne and orange juice. God is good

That or have a ‘tel nearby. Like you said have some type of party favors and they’re good to go.

 

[Kal-El]

Clubbin in 2018

 

[Bumblebreh]

Spend money on chicks that get paid to attend clubs

Get cockblocked by the "friend"

 

[mag357]

I dnt want to know a nikka going to a club to do anything besides finding p*ssy.
And its the worse place to actually obtain p*ssy...

 

[3rdWorld]

Going to clubs to get women is outdated logic and doesn't work..
The same woman rejecting you in the club would gladly say yes if you approached her broad daylight when she's in her comfort zone. I was arguing with a work mate when we stayed in a new town for a couple days on a work trip. We went clubbing and got zero women, it was a feeding frenzy in there whereas I'd said we were better off trying to get regular women during the day and fukk am at night. I find in the club women are defensive.

 

[Blessings]

Ya must be in the wrong cities lol.....its easy in Denver (lowest in nation in obesity).....a good amount of slim thicks
so long as you got a great mouth piece, confidence, dress on point.....its not difficult
Tinder Plus is worth the $58/year
Bumble is on point too

 

[Jahbarri]

Find a club not inticing due to your need to have sex with strangers brehs

 

[Astroslik]

When I clubbed in DR it was 100x better

I’ve heard foreign clubs are where it seems to be at

London clubs>american clubs

 

[Astroslik]

This close to the crib shyt is the truth. I don’t fukk with the club like that cause of all the aforementioned reasons. But I will hit the lil bars and shyt in the area. I live very close to a lot of spots. I live in the middle of downtown Atlanta. It’s so many hot spots within like 3 miles of me. That’s my go to move right there. Just be like, shyt we may as well go to the condo and have mimosas. I have gotten groups of chicks to come to the crib with this method a few times. Also, y’all nikkas need to learn that hoes love mimosas. It’s my secret weapon. Just being like, we can go to the condo and have mimosas just sound fancy to these basic bytches lol. I stay with a few bottles of the cheap Andres for like 6.99 and keep OJ on deck. So a bottle of champagne and some OJ is like $10. That shyt goes a long way with these hoes. I basically done fukked hoes by having a spot close to the crib and having cheap champagne and orange juice. God is good

That 3 mile square radius tactic never fails

@Serious

 

[itsyoung!!]