Clubbing Is A Fool’s Game
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I still enjoy hitting up the clubs every now and again, I honestly have a great time every time I go.
But my clubbing philosophy is a little different then most...I don’t go to a club to find a party, I bring the party to the club. In other words I do my best to get out of the mindset of “I hope the club is fun” and rather “how can I make the club fun for me.
I show up to the club with about 10 of my nikkas and about 8 girls and we have an absolute blast. Lowkey females make a great wingman because they wonder off into the club and bring new females into the social circle. Drunk girls in the bathroom become friends so quick it’s crazy lmao.
So not only do I come with friends that make it fun, my homegirls are there so I got people to dance with every song , the bouncers let me skip the line cause I’m bringing in dam near 10 females into the club and TO TOP IT OFF my homegirls are bringing their friends and introducing me to them as well as new girls in the club lol.
The club ain’t a bad deal if you know how to work it right.
But my clubbing philosophy is a little different then most...I don’t go to a club to find a party, I bring the party to the club. In other words I do my best to get out of the mindset of “I hope the club is fun” and rather “how can I make the club fun for me.
I show up to the club with about 10 of my nikkas and about 8 girls and we have an absolute blast. Lowkey females make a great wingman because they wonder off into the club and bring new females into the social circle. Drunk girls in the bathroom become friends so quick it’s crazy lmao.
So not only do I come with friends that make it fun, my homegirls are there so I got people to dance with every song , the bouncers let me skip the line cause I’m bringing in dam near 10 females into the club and TO TOP IT OFF my homegirls are bringing their friends and introducing me to them as well as new girls in the club lol.
The club ain’t a bad deal if you know how to work it right.
I dunno if it's just my age
or experiences 
but you gotta go to these clubs hoping for the best but expecting nothing. Go to dance. Go to hear music. Go to get out the house. If you going to them strictly to 'hunt' then you're basically making getting a number/smash the crux of whole experience. Not saying you can't make it happen but generally the odds are against you 
I got a patna who once in a blue I'll hit up a bar or lounge with and he's
too. On the way to the spot homie will swear up and down "I'm not pressed, I'm just taking it easy tonight
" As soon as we walk in the spot he's on 
looking for some tenders. Don't let him come up empty handed though. Homie will be on 
status the rest of the night. I be off to the side looking at him like 
nikka grow up 
TheBoyDuddus
Pro
Nah, you just don't have any money.
only go to clubs if u go out of town that's it...
I feel house parties are the best. You can control the environment more, get drunk and pass out if that’s your thing and the potential for sex is higher. You just have to party with fun people and have really good music and lighting.
daboywonder2002
Superstar
why are you trying to talk in the club? All you need is a name and number. Get the name, pull your phone out, get the number and keep it moving. If you wanna buy them a drink- that's fine. Just have a limit. One lesson I learned that I will never do again is buying their friend a drink as well. Just a waste of money. Get in the bar or club- $5 or $10 bucks. Drinks- hell drink before you come to the club. If not, drinks should run about 20 bucks or more. depending on how much you get. It's only bad if you trying to have phone talk or wasting your money on drinks all night.
I heard that’s the Mecca
MillionMills
Superstar
Am I reading this correctly? Grown men in this thread are excited about sitting their fat asses on the couch and swiping on virtual pictures on tinder instead of meeting an actual women in real life? Even tho most clubs are dead, your odds in the club are much much higher than tinder where every beta male on earth is hiding behind their phone gassing a 6/10's head up. Few things feel better than being tipsy and dancing behind a fine chick you just met
Anyway,
The club scene is dope if you do it correctly.
1. Go with the mentality that you will have fun drinkin and talkin shyt with your boys rather than trying to hunt down every ass. Like other posters said, you bring the party and stop hoping its fun when you get there.
2. Have no expectations. My best nights are when I step out and genuinely dont know how the night will turn out. When I go out trying to compare to another night I had in the past, I lost
3. Realize you will get turned down at the club when trying to dance/holla. My most successful club nights came with rejection along with it. The club is a true numbers game. Bounce from one to the next until you score.
4. Go with women (non-girlfriends) if you can. Makes other women there wonder about you
Anyway,
The club scene is dope if you do it correctly.
1. Go with the mentality that you will have fun drinkin and talkin shyt with your boys rather than trying to hunt down every ass. Like other posters said, you bring the party and stop hoping its fun when you get there.
2. Have no expectations. My best nights are when I step out and genuinely dont know how the night will turn out. When I go out trying to compare to another night I had in the past, I lost
3. Realize you will get turned down at the club when trying to dance/holla. My most successful club nights came with rejection along with it. The club is a true numbers game. Bounce from one to the next until you score.
4. Go with women (non-girlfriends) if you can. Makes other women there wonder about you
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What you mean bruh?
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I'm an Introvert. I had MAD fun in clubs before I got too 
.
.What’s your budget
The pawgs and lightbrites in Chelsea were treating a breh well
Next time I’m going to Brixton and Birmingham to fukk with some Jamaican tings
TaxCollector13459
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They dont like american brehs talking to their women, they get possessive. If they see you in the club without your people , they goin try to show you sum