Imagine when MJF signs
I can, it'll probably go something like this:
Vince: Come on in Maxwell, have a seat.
MJF: Vince, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you sir.
Vince: Thank you.
Laurinaitis: Good morning Boss! It was great seeing you in the parking lot, the front lobby, the elevator, the men's....
MJF: That's a mighty fine suit you're wearing too. Where did you get it from?
Laurinaitis: Vince, I love that suit! I'm going to buy a dozen of them this afternoon!
Vince: Maxwell, we're glad to have you on board and Bruce has said wonderful things about you from his time working at another organization. With that said, we need to make some changes.
Laurinaitis: I was thinking the same thing too Vince! Wow, we're two peas in a pod today!
MJF: What kind of changes sir? I understand having to tone things down but...
Vince: There's that, but the name has to change and we have to tweak your gimmick a little.
Laurinaitis: It definitely does. Good call boss!
MJF: Uh, my name is actually Maxwell Friedman sir.
Vince: NOT ANYMORE DAMMIT!
Laurinaitis: Yea, break it down boss!
Vince: We have too many people with the letter M: Madcap Moss, Miz, Mysterio, McIntyre, Montez, and most importantly, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!
Laurinaitis: Hooray, my favorite M!
MJF: Well sir, you signed me to a very lucrative contract...
(Laurinaitis looks on his phone to find out what the word lucrative means)
MJF: ...so I'm all ears. What do you have in mind?
Vince: We'll get to that later, I'd like to talk gimmick first. Max, have you ever seen the movie "Batman & Robin"? I saw that with Stephanie's kids over the weekend and couldn't get enough of it. Did you see it in theaters?
MJF: I was 15 months old when it was released.
Laurinaitis: What a loser! I waited 17 hours to see that movie on opening day. It's my favorite! Batman is so muscular in this movie, but not as muscular as you Vince.
Vince: There are some parts that are maybe a little risque...
Laurinaitis: I still have to take a cold shower anytime I think about Poison Ivy sir
Vince: But Arnold as Mr. Freeze stood out. His comedic timing was great in this movie and it got me thinking.
Laurinaitis: Here it comes...
Vince: Your new name is going to be Anthony Frost, who's insults are as cold as ice!
MJF: Uh....
Laurinaitis: This might be your most brilliant idea yet boss. I love it!
MJF: I guess I could live with that. Given my proficiency on the mic, I still get to write my own promos, right?
Vince: It's a pleasure to have you aboard Anthony. Bruce, take him to the writer's room to meet the 53 writers who will craft his consistently funny promos.
Bruce: C'mon Anthony, let's go meet these writers. (Texts Conrad in the elevator to remind him about this for a future episode of STW in 2028)