Coli breh shows off his sex toy collection. You rockin with this, ladies?

[Double Burger With Cheese]

yall really don't know how to please women?do you have any oils in your room right now?

You remind me of my nikkas who was over the crib comparing notes on fukking baby oils. One of them literally told the other that mineral baby oil had the most shine or some shyt. I’m looking at these nikkas like

nikkas been watching too much Booty Talk. Not like I ain’t never used oil on a woman, but these hoes coming to get pipe, not a spa treatment. The fukk I look like Splackavellie

 

[Mike809]

Dude puts pinhead to shame.

 

[Mowgli]

Simp thread.

The lady for him will rock with it.

A symptom of simping is needing your choices qualified by random women on the internet.


Edit.

Sees a bunch of sex toys.

Feel stupid

 

[FunkDoc1112]

He got a damn dildong attached to a battery powered reciprocating saw

 

[Coolin']

That’s weird af.

 

[5n0man]

Women probably use a few on him

I counted atleast 5 prostate massagers, they definitely use some of those on him.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Damn. Them mechanical tools look crazy, on some Robocop shyt.

On some "the struggle between man and machine" shyt.

Have the bish throwing extension cords from the first floor to the second floor through the windows and shyt.

 

[Throne.]

He has all that and he doesn’t even have handcuffs?? You sure this ain’t just for himself

 

[KBtheKey]

Gotta be a webcam streamer. Only way this makes sense

 

[CarmelBarbie]

He’s freak. I would let him use about 70% of those toys on me. On some 50 shades of gray shyt. We’ll have some fun for a few days with them toys. And then I’m putting him on block and never talking to him again and pretending like I don’t know him and like those encounters didn’t happen.

it’s just weird for a man to own that kind of collection for himself. I don’t even have an expansive collection of sex toys. You just know he’s a porn sick deviant.

Might even be the type that posts on JBO.

 

[Elle Seven]

what exactly is the big deal? the average man has 50-100 toys of a sexual nature.

 

[LadyJ2]

Those have been up his butt, ladies.

 

[KidJSoul]

I would literally run if a man unveiled that collection

His stroke game must be rated a 46 with all them extra curricular activity ass toys he got. nikka is you trying to fukk these hoes or watch them jack off? Ol I can’t please you ass nikka smh

tell us you lackin without telling us you lackin brehs

This is hilarious because we all know it, but people still cap

 

[FunkDoc1112]

what exactly is the big deal? the average man has 50-100 toys of a sexual nature.

huh

 

[BlackDiBiase]

dudes dikk would literally be the size of a tictac ... thats little dikk energy right there.

sex toys when you got a working member!? you must not know how to please a woman relying on outside assistance smh.