Coli comedian out here ruining Almond Milk for everyone.

[winb83]

So a transgender woman to man clearly has nuts in them?

Pretty clever.

 

[Doobie Doo]

I tried the almond milk lifestyle and I just couldn't do it so I switched to Lactaid milk.

 

[ABlackMan]

it aint nothing but water and preservatives

Soak ya nuts

 

[ABlackMan]

I drink almond milk. I don’t appreciate this at all

You transit?

 

[Born2BKing]

 

[Dont@Me]

Almonds carrying my bulk on their backs

But almond milk I just can't. Tried it once with a bowl of cereal and had to throw that shyt away

You dirty 2% milk drinking mothafukka

 

[MischievousMonkey]

You dirty 2% milk drinking mothafukka

You lactose intolerant?

 

[Remote]

Uncle Rome went to heaven and finally pursued his childhood passion: stand up

 

[jilla82]

good joke.

and yall should be off them almond/oat milk shyts in 2023.
a bunch of nonsense sold to you as "healthy"

 

[Jasonmask]

good joke.

and yall should be off them almond/oat milk shyts in 2023.
a bunch of nonsense sold to you as "healthy"

As opposed to what cow milk? That shyt ain’t for people either

 

[jilla82]

As opposed to what cow milk? That shyt ain’t for people either

Raw cow/goat milk is best

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Milk, meat and blood: how diet drives natural selection in the Maasai

This post is a little different from the usual fare at this blog, as I am discussing a paper on which I’m a co-author. My collaborators and I just put up a paper in the open-access journal PLOS ONE. We analyzed genetic data from members of the Maasai tribe in Kenya and detected genes related to...

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The Maasai and their Diet
The Maasai are a pastoralist tribe living in Kenya and Northern Tanzania. Their traditional diet consists almost entirely of milk, meat, and blood. Two thirds of their calories come from fat, and they consume 600 - 2000 mg of cholesterol a day. To put that number in perspective, the American Heart Association recommends consuming under 300 mg of cholesterol a day.__ In spite of a high fat, high cholesterol diet, the Maasai have low rates of diseases typically associated with such diets.__ They tend to have low blood pressure, their overall cholesterol levels are low, they have low incidences of cholesterol gallstones, as well as low rates of coronary artery diseases such as atherosclerosis.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Oat milk > 2% milk > Whole milk > Almond milk > Skim milk

 

[Regular Developer]

I just drink regular milk for now. I did a stint of almond milk. Its cool. I might switch back when I'm older, cause I assume I'll be more lactose intolerant, as my mom used to be able to drink milk, but now she can't.

Edit: Well, I won't say regular milk. I have a high preference to grassfed, whole milk. That's all I purchase, when I feel like making things with milk

 

[klientel]

I just drink regular milk for now. I did a stint of almond milk. Its cool. I might switch back when I'm older, cause I assume I'll be more lactose intolerant, as my mom used to be able to drink milk, but now she can't.

I became 100% lactose intolerant in my mid 20s. It was like a sudden switch, one day I could eat ice cream just fine and the next I had bubble guts and terrible gas.

My son is 4 and he's already dealing with it. Regular milk gives him full blown diarrhea. I feel bad he can never eat any of the diary snacks they have at school, its gotta be torture.

 

[Regular Developer]

I became 100% lactose intolerant in my mid 20s. It was like a sudden switch, one day I could eat ice cream just fine and the next I had bubble guts and terrible gas.

My son is 4 and he's already dealing with him. Regular milk gives him full blown diarrhea. I feel bad he can never eat any of the diary snacks they have at school, its gotta be torture.

Its crazy how that happens. I use to not have pollen allergies, than 1 day in like middle school I got them, and it was so bad I had to checkout from school early. I remember the principal was like "We sending kids home early for allergies now?". Bruh, what can I do, I'm tearing up my skin with all the cheap tissue the school got.

They seem to have died down in recent years tho.