Coli comedian out here ruining Almond Milk for everyone.

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Does almond milk taste anything like regular milk? I'm scared to try it...

 

[Luke Cage]

Raw cow/goat milk is best

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people have been drinking cow milk since forever...
...our processing of it is the problem

Milk, meat and blood: how diet drives natural selection in the Maasai

This post is a little different from the usual fare at this blog, as I am discussing a paper on which I’m a co-author. My collaborators and I just put up a paper in the open-access journal PLOS ONE. We analyzed genetic data from members of the Maasai tribe in Kenya and detected genes related to...

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Technically raw titty milk is the best. just keep going raw in your wife for the best alternative milk solution.

 

[Luke Cage]

I will only drink this nutt juice fukk cows milk

 

[Sterling Archer]

I became 100% lactose intolerant in my mid 20s. It was like a sudden switch, one day I could eat ice cream just fine and the next I had bubble guts and terrible gas.

My son is 4 and he's already dealing with it. Regular milk gives him full blown diarrhea. I feel bad he can never eat any of the diary snacks they have at school, its gotta be torture.

Ruin your sons childhood because of your weak genes brehs

 

[klientel]

Ruin your sons childhood because of your weak genes brehs

Your European DNA is probably the reason you and milk are best friends.

 

[klientel]

Does almond milk taste anything like regular milk? I'm scared to try it...

No not at all. It’s a little more watery but if you get a flavored type like vanilla it’s edible.

 

[Road20]

I like Almond Milk but nothing beats regular cow milk. So I just buy Fairlife milk since it's lactose free

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

No not at all. It’s a little more watery but if you get a flavored type like vanilla it’s edible.

It sounds nasty, breh

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Oatmilk>>>>>>>>


Regular milk has my farts smelling like straight genocide
A mix of hardboiled eggs and burned rubber. And dem bishes be coming out extra warm , having my legs all hot and shyt and lingering and the same spot for 4 like 20 minutes

had a big bowl of Captain Crunch last week, and all we had was regular milk, Bed time woke up around 3 in the morning to my girl just grilling me, She said I had been popping farts and motor boating nonstop and the smell woke her up. and she even recorded me while I was sleep and played it back to me. a whole 3 minute clip of me just ripping ass with nothing held back


I was letting them bishes OFF! boy.....A symphony of *pip-pip-pop-pa puh- errrrrrrrrrr!* and then towards the end I was just cranking out straight debos
*WHAP!......WHAP.....WHAP-WHAP-Wh-waaaaaagughpppppppfffftttt......................... Pft!!

the room smelled like nuclear fallout for about 30 minutes

 

[010101]

straight from the bubbie*