Coli comedian out here ruining Almond Milk for everyone.

[50CentStan]

Did someone say it yet? If not.











Almonds aint got no titties!

 

[invalid]

This was actually a great joke.

 

[Dont@Me]

You lactose intolerant?

Nah, just intolerant of lactose

 

[Jasonmask]

Raw cow/goat milk is best

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people have been drinking cow milk since forever...
...our processing of it is the problem

Milk, meat and blood: how diet drives natural selection in the Maasai

This post is a little different from the usual fare at this blog, as I am discussing a paper on which I’m a co-author. My collaborators and I just put up a paper in the open-access journal PLOS ONE. We analyzed genetic data from members of the Maasai tribe in Kenya and detected genes related to...

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This is just painfully wrong I’m only posting one article but I could go on but I’m not wasting more of my time

13 Ways Consuming Dairy Products is Detrimental to Human Health

Got Milk? If so, you may also have experienced belly bloat, excess fat, inflammation, acne, digestive issues, and other more serious health issues such as increased risk of cancer and cardiovascular disease. Here are 13 ways dairy could be negatively affecting your health.

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[mykey]

good joke.

and yall should be off them almond/oat milk shyts in 2023.
a bunch of nonsense sold to you as "healthy"

Please elaborate? I'm generally curious cuz I've been on that plant-based milk wave for a while now. Cow milk just gives me a nauseous aftertaste, don't know why. It never happened before.

 

[Absolut]

Please elaborate? I'm generally curious cuz I've been on that plant-based milk wave for a while now. Cow milk just gives me a nauseous aftertaste, don't know why. It never happened before.

Most of them have mad sugar, plus the oils and there’s virtually zero nutritional benefits. If you are getting unsweetened to add to smoothies or whatever it ain’t a big deal, but so many are buying the flavored kind which defeats the health alternative purpose

 

[Givethanks]

All man milk

 

[Gloxina]

I’ve made almond milk at home. It’s easy. You just need a filter. You can use a bunch of things but cheesecloth is probably the best.

Honestly considering I can buy it for like $2.50 a half gallon it’s not really worth the effort to make it myself.

Blue Diamond Vanilla flavor is delicious

I used to like the one with honey added, but it doesn’t taste as good anymore.

 

[Gloxina]

Seconded on Oat Milk.

Now I thought they said almond milk is better than oat milk?

 

[Gloxina]

I became 100% lactose intolerant in my mid 20s. It was like a sudden switch, one day I could eat ice cream just fine and the next I had bubble guts and terrible gas.

My son is 4 and he's already dealing with it. Regular milk gives him full blown diarrhea. I feel bad he can never eat any of the diary snacks they have at school, its gotta be torture.

I have issues when I put milk in my coffee

Ice cream is totally fine, though.

I just use almond milk with instant oatmeal if I’m in a rush for breakfast, and it’s delicious in hot cocoa.

 

[MushroomX]

Now I thought they said almond milk is better than oat milk?

For me it's about the taste, Oat Milk for me (at least the ones that i've used) doesn't take like it's a 'Alternative Milk'.

It's not that I hate Almond Milk... but like Almond Milk and Coconut Milk for me have flavor says it's what it is, where with Oat milk, I put it in my smoothies after running outside and you'd wouldn't know it's Oat Milk; same with cereal.

 

[Apprentice]

Joke was decent but he milked it for too long

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Oat milk > 2% milk > Whole milk > Almond milk > Skim milk

Oat milk is gayer than almond milk

 

[Family Lives Matter]

I will only drink this nutt juice fukk cows milk

 

[King_Kamala61]

The only milk I'm drinking is Tiddy Milk from a big black veiny areolae...yall should be disgusted drinking milk from cows...we don't drink from animals...we eat them...

Almond milk unsweetened with vanilla = Tiddy Milk