Coli Fathers: What does having a child feel like?

[Mowgli]

my cud just had a child and he seems happy as hell its a different type of happiness


But I've also seen dudes that seemed to have no connection to their child.


So why is there such a vast difference in feelings. Let me know what it's like to be a dad

You have to restrain yourself from goon oops upside their head.

Stressful.

You realize why you got yelled at for making noise as a kid.

Kids fun is loud and obnoxious

Anyone who tells you bits easy and fun is a dead beat daddy or just Lyin to make it seem like it's the shyt.

Raising a human being to be a responsible member of society is real work.

Get a side piece asap so you have a safe house to retreat to.

 

[Boogie]

When they being hardheaded and getting into everything you wanna knock em up side the head

But when they face light up when you walk in the door and they run to hug you, or when they wanna cuddle and lay up under you...man that shyt is the GOAT feeling

It's like no matter how bad a day you had you can expect your kid to cheer you up. A child's love is unconditional.

 

[Mowgli]

My son wouldn't put his socks on so I got up real quick to make him and kicked a strawberry smoothy across the living room floor carpet.

My wife got him ready and they were like.

I wanted to beat his ass

 

[InDePickWest]

Someone was on Twitter said something along the lines of you don't understand the true meaning of love until you have a child.
"Remember when your parents always used to say I love you and you would nonchalantly say it back without really meaning it? You understand that love when you have a child."

No.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

No.

I thought you were the spoiled one of all the siblings

 

[Swirv]

One of the best feelings in life I've experienced. Watching them grow is surreal and incredible. One day they are swimming in your nuts next day they are getting all A's and scaling park fences. Life is beautiful. I highly recommend making a baby with someone you are in love with.

 

[richaveli83]

Feels great to me. My son is my best friend honestly....he acts just like me lol

 

[Draje]

Nothing better. I think I heard it in a show once and it's something that kinda stuck. Lot less fun and a lot more joy.

But there's nothing like seeing your seed genuinely excited to tell you something new about their day.

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

kids are great until they turn 10 then its all down hill from there, years 1-3 are the goat years

by years 7-9 the novelty has worn off and by age 10 you looking to cheat on your wife and could give a fukk less about your children

troll. negged

 

[DJSmooth]

My son wouldn't put his socks on so I got up real quick to make him and kicked a strawberry smoothy across the living room floor carpet.

My wife got him ready and they were like.

I wanted to beat his ass

I can't wait to accidentally get a chick pregnant sounds fun

 

[Mowgli]

I can't wait to accidentally get a chick pregnant sounds fun

If you're still immature and self centered I wouldn't recommend it.
Creating people is real life

 

[The Mad Titan]

Someone was on Twitter said something along the lines of you don't understand the true meaning of love until you have a child.
"Remember when your parents always used to say I love you and you would nonchalantly say it back without really meaning it? You understand that love when you have a child."

I made another thread about this about two weeks ago. I was talking to some older guys and they said the same thing pretty much "You haven't experienced true love until you have had a kid."

 

[DanniC]

I can't wait to start having my little ones! I think after the first kicks I will start crying. I know I will probably hold my stomach all the time and talk to the baby. My guy would probably tear somebody apart if they accidentally bumped into me while I was pregnant or knocked down our toddler while walking. He so excited about having kids

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Having a child and being there to raise them and see them grow is the GREATEST joy there is.

You don't know what love is until you have a child...dead ass!

You think you love your dog or your mom or your girl...brehs you don't know what love is.

It's like this: If Satan himself frightened my daughter, I would be in Satan's ass. If a 800lb grizzly bear was 40 yards away and I was 10 yards and my daughter was in the middle, I would meet that grizzly bear head up, sacrifice myself to save my daughter.

And the bond me and my daughter have...everyone sees it.

Things will change once she hit her teen years.

 

[InDePickWest]

I thought you were the spoiled one of all the siblings

I've stated many times that my parents were hands off. I can count on one hand how many times my parents have said 'I love you'. I can count on one hand with fingers left over how many times I've sat down at the dinner table with both my parents. I was still spoiled but I never heard 'I love you'. Mainly my mom.