Coli Fathers (who raise their kids) Thread

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My little guy is so serious. It seems like boys can only learn though pain. I can tell him a million times to not do this and not do that, but he doesnt learn till he falls down or gets hurt before he stops doing what i told him not to do. Very happy at home but once we go out in pulbic, this is his face while we're walking around. :birdman:
 
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My son is two different babies. When its just me and him hes chill but once his mother comes around he becomes a whining crybaby because obviously moms will fold under the pressure of whining and tears. I think when your woman is in the kitchen doing things its best to keep your child occupied so he doesnt get into a bad habit of whining for his mommy all the time. He was screaming from the barrier in the kitchen and i looked around the corner like :demonic: and he toned it down but i went and picked him up and brought him to his room and just sat on the couch with him. This boy said *ma maaaa* cryin. I was like hell nah and since then ive been making sure hes doing something when my wife is doing busy cleaning or cooking. When they whine like that all your girl is going to say is *whaatt is it baby, :sadcam: or shhhhh* babies like :camby: :damn: After a long day of work you may want to just relax and cant deal with the fukkery but, you gotta deal with the fukkery because i can imagine in a few years the cry baby antics escalating to public places.

:pachaha::pachaha::pachaha::pachaha:

i hate when that happens!

like you cant even take care of your own damn kids..

as soon as mommy hears a *weeeeeeeh* she :cape:
thats that umbilical cord tho..


:salute: to the fathers

If you have daughter, learn to do hair. I'm teaching my husband so when I have to travel for work the girls will have their done to at least look decent.

Question for those with sons: Are you gonnalet your boys get their ears pierced at an early age? Just something I don't approve (mainly because it makes them look feminine considering they don't have strong masculine features) of but I would like to know why if you would.

great advice! i got my braid game on lock

Damn breh. How does it feel one day some big dikk nikka will be long stroking the fukk outta your baby girl :damn:


see now :ufdup:


when you 1st born will be a babygirl that thought will haunt you..

you better cool it my bredren
 

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lol,
couldn't have a daughter. 14 year old chicks these days are getting nutted in the face... then kissing their fathers like "hi daddy"
 
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lol,
couldn't have a daughter. 14 year old chicks these days are getting nutted in the face... then kissing their fathers like "hi daddy"
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on the other hand...since my first born was a son i do want a daughter in the future.....i feel like havin one of each is just fulfilling....me and wife got the house...cars...good careers....fukk it lets just keep it balanced...:myman:
 

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wife just told me that lil man had an erection when she was changing him....:dahell:

i didn't think infant boys could catch a hard on....:heh:

ya my son did had a hard time putting diaper on without him crying he was on some :salute: shyt :heh:
 

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My little guy is so serious. It seems like boys can only learn though pain. I can tell him a million times to not do this and not do that, but he doesnt learn till he falls down or gets hurt before he stops doing what i told him not to do. Very happy at home but once we go out in pulbic, this is his face while we're walking around. :whoo:
Your son is so cute! How long before he's practicing bjj holds on you?
 

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Mine is due May 26th..first time parent over here too. Im Scared:sadcam:

What if she falls in love with a guy like me:lupe:

I cant wait to meet her:banderas:
Same boat as you. May 25th my little princess is suppose to be here.
I am going to be a nervous wreck in the delivery room :lupe:
 

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My little guy is so serious. It seems like boys can only learn though pain. I can tell him a million times to not do this and not do that, but he doesnt learn till he falls down or gets hurt before he stops doing what i told him not to do. Very happy at home but once we go out in pulbic, this is his face while we're walking around. :whoo:

May your first child.....

Be a masculine child.....

A bjj master sent to restore all the righteousness in this depraved world

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Same boat as you. May 25th my little princess is suppose to be here.
I am going to be a nervous wreck in the delivery room :lupe:


thought i'd be the same way....worst part was hearing wifey scream in pain and beg for epidural.....seein ya kid come out the same hole you smash is amazing tho....couple pushes and next thing u know someone is looking back at you....:to:
 

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Your son is so cute! How long before he's practicing bjj holds on you?
His training his already begun, friend. I am teaching him balance right now so i usually try to topple him over to see what kind of resistance he'll give. He is learning. I am working his hand eye coordination with a plastic ball. We throw the ball to each other from about 6 ft away. I will only teach him escapes and dominant position from walking age to the end of elementary school. During that time he will be learning how to grapple and box. Sometime during middle school i will show him the darker side of BJJ and hopefully the lessons i have given him up to that point will not carry him to the dark side as he discovers his new power. Before then i am getting my body back into peak shape so he can understand that even through hard work, it is important to keep your body together because it directly effects confidence, health and perception. I just hope the demonic realm does not court him while he is still innocent. God willing, friend. :sitdown:
 

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my lil dude got a nose congestion that won't let up....the bulb syringe ain't workin...so I told wifey to suck it out his nose and she cringed....i said fukk it and told her i'd do it when i get home(no homo)....anybody else ever did that for they infant?:patrice:
 
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