Come in here and act white

[JasonSJackson]

*see's a black man argueing with his female companion in a public place*

*feels the need to do something*

"Hey man, you dont have to yell at her like that. She's still a lady ya know?"

*spotlight shines brightly over top of head*

*ponders where that came from*

*gets yelled at "MIND YOUR FUKING BUISNESS WHITE BOY!!" by female and "WHo the FUK U talking to?!?!?" by approaching male who is being held back and consoled by female companion*

*wants to run but cant.......legs are stuck*

*manages to squeel the words *

"bu bu...but i was trying to help u........"

 

[skeetsinternal]

*first round on me*
*camps in mountains*
*ass rapes people in mountains*
*has sofa on porch*
*makes bean salad*

 

[Yinny]

*does something stupid, gets hurt*

*sues people for my stupidity, wins*

 

[Silver Surfer]

*leaves windows open to house with no screens...letting bugs in their house

 

[OPTiMO]

*plays frisbee*

 

[Yinny]

*thinks salt and pepper are adequate seasoning for any dish*

*likes casseroles*

 

[OPTiMO]

*labels a meal as "brunch"*


*eats quiche*

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

**combs hair over**

 

[unit321]

* logs into www.the-coli.com and pretends to be black *

 

[Silver Surfer]

*Continues to drive 4-cyl Honda Civic with ridiculously large muffler and tip in 2012

 

[Yinny]

*has racist arguments on youtube*

 

[Silver Surfer]

*Gets mad when a black person puts 24+ ich wheels on ANYTHING

 

[Yinny]

*really thinks any/every black person got an Aff Action pass over me for the job/acceptance letter*

*gives people nicknames*

 

[OPTiMO]

*beats wife*

 

[unit321]

* Makes statement like "black people have more rhythm" and then listens to Neil Peart drumming. *