Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
I only been curved once, nicca. ONCE.
It was in third grade...the only bad thing that happened in third grade.
Third Grade is DA SHEEIT, I was on fiya. Anyway...
We used to have those desk clusters where there were 4 desks pushed together in a group.
I sat at the southwest corner of my cluster, and at the southeast corner of the next cluster
was where a girl sat who I had a crush on. I never talked to her like that, because (1) she was kinda low-key
and (2) most of the dudes had liked her so I didn't sweat her like that.
But we was having quiet work time one day, and I finished my work so I was like "cool, imma draw".
I look over and it looks like she's finished with her work, too. I don't remember what she was getting ready
to do but I asked her about it in (what I thought was) a whisper voice...I guess I didn't whisper well enough,
because our teacher told us both we needed to be quiet because it's Quiet Work Time. Alright alright...
So i'm drawing, and I break my pencil.
Earlier, I gave my other pencil to my dude, so I have a conundrum.
I look over and I see ol' gurl has her pencil bag on her desk, so I get her attention and try to gesture "pencil sharpener".
She doesn't get it, but dude sitting across from her does and starts chuckling because he can't believe she doesn't, I guess.
At last he reaches over and puts his finger on it in the pencil bag, which makes her pull it back - which makes her spill
a few things out of it on the floor. So the teacher asks us "why can't we be quest over there?"
So I help her pick her things up and point to her pencil sharpener, and she nods that I can use it.
When I finish, I reach it back over and say "thank you"...so the teacher say "Since y'all can't stop talking,
you can talk to each other while you write standards at recess." Awwww.
So we're at recess writing "I will be quiet during Quiet Work Time" on that big-ass paper with the huge lines".
I finally look over and say "i'm sorry I got you in trouble. I didn't mean to."
She says "What was talkin' to me for, anyway?"
I say "Well...I kinda like you."
She says "UGH...NO. Just no."
I say "Ooooo-kay, then."
And that was that.
Oh well - I beat her in the Spelling Bee that year.
And my cousin said she got pregnant junior year, so fucc her life.
It was in third grade...the only bad thing that happened in third grade.
Third Grade is DA SHEEIT, I was on fiya. Anyway...
We used to have those desk clusters where there were 4 desks pushed together in a group.
I sat at the southwest corner of my cluster, and at the southeast corner of the next cluster
was where a girl sat who I had a crush on. I never talked to her like that, because (1) she was kinda low-key
and (2) most of the dudes had liked her so I didn't sweat her like that.
But we was having quiet work time one day, and I finished my work so I was like "cool, imma draw".
I look over and it looks like she's finished with her work, too. I don't remember what she was getting ready
to do but I asked her about it in (what I thought was) a whisper voice...I guess I didn't whisper well enough,
because our teacher told us both we needed to be quiet because it's Quiet Work Time. Alright alright...
So i'm drawing, and I break my pencil.
Earlier, I gave my other pencil to my dude, so I have a conundrum.
I look over and I see ol' gurl has her pencil bag on her desk, so I get her attention and try to gesture "pencil sharpener".
She doesn't get it, but dude sitting across from her does and starts chuckling because he can't believe she doesn't, I guess.
At last he reaches over and puts his finger on it in the pencil bag, which makes her pull it back - which makes her spill
a few things out of it on the floor. So the teacher asks us "why can't we be quest over there?"
So I help her pick her things up and point to her pencil sharpener, and she nods that I can use it.
When I finish, I reach it back over and say "thank you"...so the teacher say "Since y'all can't stop talking,
you can talk to each other while you write standards at recess." Awwww.
So we're at recess writing "I will be quiet during Quiet Work Time" on that big-ass paper with the huge lines".
I finally look over and say "i'm sorry I got you in trouble. I didn't mean to."
She says "What was talkin' to me for, anyway?"
I say "Well...I kinda like you."
She says "UGH...NO. Just no."
I say "Ooooo-kay, then."
And that was that.
Oh well - I beat her in the Spelling Bee that year.
And my cousin said she got pregnant junior year, so fucc her life.
Problem was I was in love with her little ass, so I thought she gave me play over the one little breh from our class that all the other girls loved. Anyway, I managed to gather my courage long enough to ask her to come see me before recess ends to a secluded spot.
"who called you here?" but the one I liked answers "oh she just came to keep me company
". Immediately my gut goes 
something's wrong with this set up little G. I wish I had listened.
and homegirl goes "No, I-I-I just wanted to be friends.
I like *insert good looking lil'nikka's name here 
" so I tell her "
So I laugh awkwardly and thanked God the bell rang. And she left running after that shyt rang too, with her cousin laughing all the way to the classroom. I gotta thank her though, 'cause I thought the whole school would've known about my L by the end of the day, but it seemed she contained her cousin.
He walked me over to the pharmacy and picked up a box of Ensure, and said "you're amazing now, but imagine if you *grabs butt* had more to love"
so I try to play it off
n kept it moving....
This thread got me dying, I just wish I had a story to tell but I don't... I've been turned down I get to know if I have a shot through casual coversations I start, I don't just come out and hit on them...