Come in here and share the worst curve you've ever had...

[Taadow]

I only been curved once, nicca. ONCE.

It was in third grade...the only bad thing that happened in third grade.
Third Grade is DA SHEEIT, I was on fiya. Anyway...

We used to have those desk clusters where there were 4 desks pushed together in a group.
I sat at the southwest corner of my cluster, and at the southeast corner of the next cluster
was where a girl sat who I had a crush on. I never talked to her like that, because (1) she was kinda low-key
and (2) most of the dudes had liked her so I didn't sweat her like that.

But we was having quiet work time one day, and I finished my work so I was like "cool, imma draw".
I look over and it looks like she's finished with her work, too. I don't remember what she was getting ready
to do but I asked her about it in (what I thought was) a whisper voice...I guess I didn't whisper well enough,
because our teacher told us both we needed to be quiet because it's Quiet Work Time. Alright alright...

So i'm drawing, and I break my pencil.

Earlier, I gave my other pencil to my dude, so I have a conundrum.
I look over and I see ol' gurl has her pencil bag on her desk, so I get her attention and try to gesture "pencil sharpener".
She doesn't get it, but dude sitting across from her does and starts chuckling because he can't believe she doesn't, I guess.
At last he reaches over and puts his finger on it in the pencil bag, which makes her pull it back - which makes her spill
a few things out of it on the floor. So the teacher asks us "why can't we be quest over there?"

So I help her pick her things up and point to her pencil sharpener, and she nods that I can use it.
When I finish, I reach it back over and say "thank you"...so the teacher say "Since y'all can't stop talking,
you can talk to each other while you write standards at recess." Awwww.

So we're at recess writing "I will be quiet during Quiet Work Time" on that big-ass paper with the huge lines".
I finally look over and say "i'm sorry I got you in trouble. I didn't mean to."
She says "What was talkin' to me for, anyway?"
I say "Well...I kinda like you."
She says "UGH...NO. Just no."
I say "Ooooo-kay, then."

And that was that.

Oh well - I beat her in the Spelling Bee that year.
And my cousin said she got pregnant junior year, so fucc her life.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I only been curved once, nicca. ONCE.

It was in third grade...the only bad thing that happened in third grade.
Third Grade is DA SHEEIT, I was on fiya. Anyway...

We used to have those desk clusters where there were 4 desks pushed together in a group.
I sat at the southwest corner of my cluster, and at the southeast corner of the next cluster
was where a girl sat who I had a crush on. I never talked to her like that, because (1) she was kinda low-key
and (2) most of the dudes had liked her so I didn't sweat her like that.

But we was having quiet work time one day, and I finished my work so I was like "cool, imma draw".
I look over and it looks like she's finished with her work, too. I don't remember what she was getting ready
to do but I asked her about it in (what I thought was) a whisper voice...I guess I didn't whisper well enough,
because our teacher told us both we needed to be quiet because it's Quiet Work Time. Alright alright...

So i'm drawing, and I break my pencil.

Earlier, I gave my other pencil to my dude, so I have a conundrum.
I look over and I see ol' gurl has her pencil bag on her desk, so I get her attention and try to gesture "pencil sharpener".
She doesn't get it, but dude sitting across from her does and starts chuckling because he can't believe she doesn't, I guess.
At last he reaches over and puts his finger on it in the pencil bag, which makes her pull it back - which makes her spill
a few things out of it on the floor. So the teacher asks us "why can't we be quest over there?"

So I help her pick her things up and point to her pencil sharpener, and she nods that I can use it.
When I finish, I reach it back over and say "thank you"...so the teacher say "Since y'all can't stop talking,
you can talk to each other while you write standards at recess." Awwww.

So we're at recess writing "I will be quiet during Quiet Work Time" on that big-ass paper with the huge lines".
I finally look over and say "i'm sorry I got you in trouble. I didn't mean to."
She says "What was talkin' to me for, anyway?"
I say "Well...I kinda like you."
She says "UGH...NO. Just no."
I say "Ooooo-kay, then."

And that was that.

Oh well - I beat her in the Spelling Bee that year.
And my cousin said she got pregnant junior year, so fucc her life.

stopped at 3rd grade

not into child porn, nikka

 

[Ol’Otis]

@m0rninggl0ry


the good ones go

 

[m0rninggl0ry]

@m0rninggl0ry ....the good ones

It be like that sometimes

 

[Claudex]

Clown ass (and cutest of the class) girl back in second grade wrote me a note saying if I wanted to be friends to sign the "Yes" box. Problem was I was in love with her little ass, so I thought she gave me play over the one little breh from our class that all the other girls loved. Anyway, I managed to gather my courage long enough to ask her to come see me before recess ends to a secluded spot.

She brings her cousin and I immediately hit the cousin with "who called you here?" but the one I liked answers "oh she just came to keep me company". Immediately my gut goes something's wrong with this set up little G. I wish I had listened.

So I awkwardly tell homegirl (looking at her cousin from time to time 'cause I still can't believe her ass was there too) that I accept her boyfriend request and she instantly hits me with:

Her cousin (who I just remembered she was the fattest in class too!) hits the and homegirl goes "No, I-I-I just wanted to be friends. I like *insert good looking lil'nikka's name here high-key fukk him to this day*" so I tell her "but the little note; it says..." and I look at it, and there it said F-R-I-E-N-D. I'm so glad I'm not a cac, I would've been tomato status right about then. So I laugh awkwardly and thanked God the bell rang. And she left running after that shyt rang too, with her cousin laughing all the way to the classroom. I gotta thank her though, 'cause I thought the whole school would've known about my L by the end of the day, but it seemed she contained her cousin.
That was my first curve, and as you can tell it hurt deep. Still know the names of all parties involved (probably some of that scorpio revenge spirit).

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I was on the Q5 bus with my boy and this thick shorty was giving me riddim.
So I slid over some seats and sat next to her and started spitting.
Everything was cool but then she caught a whiff of my breath.
I had just ate a burger and some onion rings, I had forgot.
She tried to play it off but couldn't.
My nikka was dying watching the whole thing play out.
Smelt my joint after the ordeal and realized my breath was hollering and barking.

I got the number the next time I saw her, we laughed about it when we went out.​

Repped for the humble brag

 

[#SOG_soldier]

This isn't exactly a curve but moreso shade that i categorized as a curve

Me and one of my guy friends were at publix getting subs and he said he wanted to show me something He walked me over to the pharmacy and picked up a box of Ensure, and said "you're amazing now, but imagine if you *grabs butt* had more to love"

I really teared up right there in the aisle cause I've been hearing that all my life and he was demoted to friend and even today he's still like " It was a joke why so serious??"

Wtf did u name yourself after the woat character in narutoverse. That bih kaguya was the mother of all asspulls

 

[Kaguya]

Wtf did u name yourself after the woat character in narutoverse. That bih kaguya was the mother of all asspulls

Kaguya thr progenitor of allat shyt you better respect

 

[Brock Landers]

hmmm.. is this a curve??

End of semester party.. I was totally wiped out but wanted to socialize
I run into an exgf who invites me back to her place
She drove.. I can remember struggling to follow her stories
Upstairs.. I laid down on her bed.. it was so soft..
I was like..


Now, I am 100% sure we agreed she'd take a quick shower then hop into bed with me
Apparently, she thought the plan was I'd give her a headstart and join her in the shower
Well, so I laid there.. and zzzzzzzzz

Apparently, she finally got out of the shower like
..got dressed and went back to the party

At sunrise she comes home.. I'm still in her bed

She wakes my ass up.. im like so I try to play it off
Like now I'm well rested and --

"No, I'm good"
Tells me she hooked up with Miss p*ssy Eater (this apparently was an actual contest) at the party
And she let me know I had missed my chance

I got dressed like

Went downstairs.. got clowned by her housemates.. I was like walking through her neighborhood trying to find a damn bus stop

Hey breh at least you got some good ass sleep you can't really fault yourself there

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I was going to Miami dade college wolfson campus where i met this bad lil cuban chick she didnt like me at first but we saw each other at the gym i go to we hit it off we become close and hang out everyday. A couple months down the road i get tired of playing it cool and do the stupidest thing a man can do with a woman he likes... i tell her i like her. She laughs

Became a HOH general ever since...


After we stopped fukking wit each other she tried to crawl back to the gawd i hit her wit the n kept it moving....

 

[RoGethoes]

Threads should be 12 pages long

 

[Ineedmoney504]

In 6th grade there was this one girl named rayshuan. I had a crush on her since 3 grade. But this was the first time we ever shared a class before so I never had a chance to talk to her.

So early in the year I tell her I like her and I want her to be my girlfriend, she's curved the fukk outta me and tell me I ain't the best fighter in class so she can't go wit me I shrug it off and start going wit this girl named India, she was my second choice so I was fine, but in the back of my mind I always wanted rayshuan tho, regardless. So later on in the year I had a friend named Oliver, me and Oliver had been knowing each other since pre k and had a fight every year of elementary school, but we always be friends again. So like always me and Oliver have our annual mid year dual and I ended up winning, we were in class and no teacher was wit us at the time, cause our teacher was the active principal of the school and she would leave us in class for hours by our self.

So that fight I fukk Oliver up, in on top of him just punching the shyt out of him, im showing off for rayshuan lowkey, so she ended up pulling me off him and walking wit me to the office, while walking to the office I figured it was time for me to shoot my shot again I said "so now that I beat his ass can I be your boyfriend", lol chick said " no you way to violent for me" that's when I learned women were crazy.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

In 6th grade there was this one girl named rayshuan. I had a crush on her since 3 grade. But this was the first time we ever shared a class before so I never had a chance to talk to her.

So early in the year I tell her I like her and I want her to be my girlfriend, she's curved the fukk outta me and tell me I ain't the best fighter in class so she can't go wit me I shrug it off and start going wit this girl named India, she was my second choice so I was fine, but in the back of my mind I always wanted rayshuan tho, regardless. So later on in the year I had a friend named Oliver, me and Oliver had been knowing each other since pre k and had a fight every year of elementary school, but we always be friends again. So like always me and Oliver have our annual mid year dual and I ended up winning, we were in class and no teacher was wit us at the time, cause our teacher was the active principal of the school and she would leave us in class for hours by our self.

So that fight I fukk Oliver up, in on top of him just punching the shyt out of him, im showing off for rayshuan lowkey, so she ended up pulling me off him and walking wit me to the office, while walking to the office I figured it was time for me to shoot my shot again I said "so now that I beat his ass can I be your boyfriend", lol chick said " no you way to violent for me" that's when I learned women were crazy.

These hoes dont know what they want breh

 

[StretfordRed]

Probably a few weeks ago when I was up in the club and my boy is DJing

My other boy and I are posted up by the booth just dancing and chilling and notice two PAWGs getting closer and closer.

Then my boy puts on Apache and we doing the dance but the girls had no hip movement. So I grabbed the cute one and put my hands on her hips and show her how to do the dance and she's giggling.

So I'm thinking I'm game. So I go back to the bar, get my boy a juice and then go in for the kill with the chick. Then she pushes me away and points and her ring finger and says she's married

First thing that made it worse was there's a whole bunch of sisters and brothers behind me looking in my direction and I'm sure someone saw

But secondly, I looked at the girls finger a few mins after and didn't even see a god damn wedding ring

 

[AllHolosEve]

This thread got me dying, I just wish I had a story to tell but I don't... I've been turned down I get to know if I have a shot through casual coversations I start, I don't just come out and hit on them...