Shang Tsung
All Star
A girl curved me by saying she had to take her mom to work. didnt even bother to push our date back or reschedule. 
Come in here and share the worst curve you've ever had...
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Clay Puppington
rabid
Ouch. Savagery
African_brehda
Superstar
When i was much younger, I went on vacation out of state and my family called the day after I left to tell me that my house became haunted in my absence as a heads up so i could be mentally prepared to fight the ghosts (i had bingewatched ghost busters 1 just before departing) when i got back. They knew it ws haunted because they found the dog floating in the air in his sleep, table being set for a big party in the middle of the night and all of the clothes that needed to be washed ironed and on clothes hangers while the clean clothes were folded nicely near the washing machine with a bottle of laundry detergent next to them. They said it was a attractive twenty something year old woman so I got there likewith my weegee board in hand. She never responded back
get curved by evil spirits brehs
you know it's bad when even an evil spirit doesn't want you
probably looked at you entering the house like
I've never had a problem with getting women so don't judge me off of this 
For those that don't know, I breakout whenever I ejaculate. Between 8th and 9th grade was the peak of my ejaculation, I didn't attach the correlation at the time. I'm talkin bout bustin at least 3 nuts a day everyday minimum... anyway.
One day after school there was some chick that randomly came up to a group I was in cuz we were just chillin waiting for the bus. Long story short she branched off from the group and before she fully left I was like AY lemme get your number
...
She turned around and was like not with all those bumps on your face
My soul was crushed
All the homies heard it too like
I only bust about 2 nuts a week now so my skin is pretty normal now but that 1 still sticks with me.
For those that don't know, I breakout whenever I ejaculate. Between 8th and 9th grade was the peak of my ejaculation, I didn't attach the correlation at the time. I'm talkin bout bustin at least 3 nuts a day everyday minimum... anyway.
One day after school there was some chick that randomly came up to a group I was in cuz we were just chillin waiting for the bus. Long story short she branched off from the group and before she fully left I was like AY lemme get your number
...She turned around and was like not with all those bumps on your face
My soul was crushed
All the homies heard it too like
I only bust about 2 nuts a week now so my skin is pretty normal now but that 1 still sticks with me.
Gully Bull
Love Sponge
I was on my way to a 80's cosplay event in a major city. I was cruising on my 80s Purple Reign era inspired motorcycle with my lace scarf floating into the wind when i noticed a young woman standing beside a 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am on the side of the road. I assumed she was cosplaying as Knight Rider as there was a distinct 80s style to her outfit. It appeared that several other cosplayers had tried to help her with whatever problem her car was having as all members of the group Devo
were looking at her engine. Oddly enough, no one wanted to break character as I saw one of the members attempting to make a phone call from one of those block cell phones. I pulled over and began walking towards them. The car shot out a red scanner beam in my general direction, started itself up and used a grappling hook to pull its female passenger back into the vehicle before speeding away. Im not quite sure but I think I heard the computer faintly laughing . Not too sure as the tires were very loud
Tombstone
The Villain
Im not sure if its me bein curved or me curvin myself. But i've had some embarrasin ass moments.
One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like
.. I just sit down on the pavement by her and yell to my homeboys "Help me yall I cant get up 
" she quickly walks away after that
- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!
" right in her ear mad loud, I was mad geeked at the time. She got scared as fukk and dropped her drink all over her friend. I just gave the face and walked away as she was cursin me out.
One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like
.. I just sit down on the pavement by her and yell to my homeboys "Help me yall I cant get up " she quickly walks away after that- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!
" right in her ear mad loud, I was mad geeked at the time. She got scared as fukk and dropped her drink all over her friend. I just gave the face and walked away as she was cursin me out.
This isn't exactly a curve but moreso shade that i categorized as a curve
Me and one of my guy friends were at publix getting subs and he said he wanted to show me something
He walked me over to the pharmacy and picked up a box of Ensure, and said "you're amazing now, but imagine if you *grabs butt* had more to love"
I really teared up right there in the aisle cause I've been hearing that all my life and he was demoted to friend and even today he's still like "
It was a joke why so serious??"
Me and one of my guy friends were at publix getting subs and he said he wanted to show me something
He walked me over to the pharmacy and picked up a box of Ensure, and said "you're amazing now, but imagine if you *grabs butt* had more to love" I really teared up right there in the aisle cause I've been hearing that all my life and he was demoted to friend and even today he's still like " It was a joke why so serious??"
Short, harsh and blunt like ripping off a bandaid
I learned a valuable lesson when I was 18, it was my first summer home from college and me and my friends had a summer valet job. Also, let me preface this by saying I had been lifting weights for about 10 months and was feeling myself heavy even though I wasn't as big or in shape as I thought, I still rocked a wife beater damn near all summer. My friend and I worked with another dude who was also from the BX, this club used an agency to hire their drivers so they didn't really know we were some morons, my license was actually suspended at the time but they didn't even check, they just saw it and said I was good. I've mentioned it before but we would take cars out when it was a wedding cause we knew the guests would be in there for awhile, we'd also keep it within 20 miles roundtrip. On the day of my curve, we took out a estoril blue BMW M3 6 speed, I was the only one that could drive manual so I got to push it. As we left like always we took off those valet company shirts they gave us to wear, put down the windows and turned the music up as loud as possible so we could front like the car is ours. We was driving around like -
We went to footlocker nearby cause footlocker always had at least 2 cute bytches working there, and on that day they did. We parked the M3 right in front of the store so they could see us get out of it, went in and there was this cute chick off top. I had on my wife beater so I naturally assumed she wanted to have children with me, she asked if she could help me and I said yeah, but in my mind I was already playing out the porno between us. She started laughing at everything I was saying, asking where I was from, she told me nice car and I was like "Thanks, it's aight" We had talked for about 10 mins, her name was Karla (nametag) and she looked like a slightly darker 227 version of Jackee Harry so I wanted it and as a young breh I was willing to lie to get it, but little did I know that other cat we worked with went to the car and put on his valet shirt cause according to him it was too cold in there. Brehs, she seen this nikka walking around the store in the valet shirt, put two and two together and immediately the convo went from warm and pleasant to cold and robotic, so I still wanted it and when I asked for her number she hit me with "I don't give my number to strangers
"
I was like "I'm not trying to be a stranger though" and she hit me with "Sorry, but I dont
". Defeated, I pretended to look around the store then we bounced, got back to the car and was like "Why didn't you just wait in the car 
" while my friend was laughing. The valuable lesson was that I could never be a criminal with the type of friends and coworkers I had, we'd be locked up asap.
@iBrowse every hunter misses a kill sometimes, right?
We went to footlocker nearby cause footlocker always had at least 2 cute bytches working there, and on that day they did. We parked the M3 right in front of the store so they could see us get out of it, went in and there was this cute chick off top. I had on my wife beater so I naturally assumed she wanted to have children with me, she asked if she could help me and I said yeah, but in my mind I was already playing out the porno between us. She started laughing at everything I was saying, asking where I was from, she told me nice car and I was like "Thanks, it's aight
" We had talked for about 10 mins, her name was Karla (nametag) and she looked like a slightly darker 227 version of Jackee Harry so I wanted it and as a young breh I was willing to lie to get it, but little did I know that other cat we worked with went to the car and put on his valet shirt cause according to him it was too cold in there. Brehs, she seen this nikka walking around the store in the valet shirt, put two and two together and immediately the convo went from warm and pleasant to cold and robotic, so I still wanted it and when I asked for her number she hit me with "I don't give my number to strangers
I was like "I'm not trying to be a stranger though" and she hit me with "Sorry, but I dont
". Defeated, I pretended to look around the store then we bounced, got back to the car and was like "Why didn't you just wait in the car " while my friend was laughing. The valuable lesson was that I could never be a criminal with the type of friends and coworkers I had, we'd be locked up asap. @iBrowse every hunter misses a kill sometimes, right?
I couldn't be too madShort, harsh and blunt like ripping off a bandaid
At least she didn't waste my time
You curved yourself with the alc pal. You ain't faced that feeling yetIm not sure if its me bein curved or me curvin myself. But i've had some embarrasin ass moments.
One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like
- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!
Excuse me Ms. Lady but what does Ensure have to do with you having no ass?This isn't exactly a curve but moreso shade that i categorized as a curve
Me and one of my guy friends were at publix getting subs and he said he wanted to show me something
My condolences though
.
Champagne Kudo
Shyness Boy
Same thing happened to me brehA girl curved me by saying she had to take her mom to work. didnt even bother to push our date back or reschedule.
Except she told me she had to meet her dad for the first time
Amen to that.
rbksNgirbauds
Even on the court we stay flyy, Jada & A.I.
was in HS, junior year. was feeling this bad ass chick, thick lil redbone. so I'm feeling her, flirting with her all that second half of the year even got a kiss from her on the cheek one day randomly.
Later that year we went on a trip to Universal Studio as a class and I'm with basketball teammates (like 4 of us). So her and her homegirl started snooping around us or what not so I'm thinking shiddddd this my chance right here.
Long story short, ol girl wasn't paying me NO attention and was all up under my boy the WHOLE TIME.
Now that I think about it, shorty might've been using me to get close to him
Even worse, my boy wasn't even sweating her AT ALL so that just made her hang around even longer.
Later that year we went on a trip to Universal Studio as a class and I'm with basketball teammates (like 4 of us). So her and her homegirl started snooping around us or what not so I'm thinking shiddddd this my chance right here.
Long story short, ol girl wasn't paying me NO attention and was all up under my boy the WHOLE TIME.
Now that I think about it, shorty might've been using me to get close to him
Even worse, my boy wasn't even sweating her AT ALL so that just made her hang around even longer.