Come in here and share the worst curve you've ever had...

[Kaguya]

You curved yourself with the alc pal. You ain't faced that feeling yet
Excuse me Ms. Lady but what does Ensure have to do with you having no ass?

My condolences though .

It's not that i don't have an ass, it's that i'm skinny and he was implying that i should gain weight but NO i get paid to look how i do and i personally like iy

 

[iBrowse]

It's not that i don't have an ass, it's that i'm skinny and he was implying that i should gain weight but NO i get paid to look how i do and i personally like iy

alright.

 

[iBrowse]

was in HS, junior year. was feeling this bad ass chick, thick lil redbone. so I'm feeling her, flirting with her all that second half of the year even got a kiss from her on the cheek one day randomly.
Later that year we went on a trip to Universal Studio as a class and I'm with basketball teammates (like 4 of us). So her and her homegirl started snooping around us or what not so I'm thinking shiddddd this my chance right here.

Long story short, ol girl wasn't paying me NO attention and was all up under my boy the WHOLE TIME.
Now that I think about it, shorty might've been using me to get close to him

Even worse, my boy wasn't even sweating her AT ALL so that just made her hang around even longer.

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger right ?

 

[re'up]

Not really the traditional definition, but in June, I took a flight to San Francisco, waiting in SD, I started talking to a really cute girl, who was sitting next to me at the gate, just came from wedding Mexico, lived in San Jose. Hit it off really easily, she was sitting way in the back, so I got on first, and didn't get her number, I was pretty sure she had a boyfriend, by the way she ignored her phone, and sent a few long texts, but she was like "Oh I want to go down to San Diego more".

I see her at the baggage claim as I am walking out, I walk toward her, and she gives me the one pinky wave, like nervously barely nods her head, and I kind of turn to say "What's up", when I see some goofy looking guy waiting for her, who was behind me the whole time, I just walked straight out the door, didn't want to get her in trouble lol and she didn't do anything wrong.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Long story short,: i was 18, tried my mack on some perfect lookin woman who was 26,27


2min in chick tells me I should learn how to talk to women and walks away


First and last time I heard that shyt in my life


Still irks me to this day

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

Went out to the cllub with my boi and two girls from high school. Shorties use to be lames but they glowed up. Shorty i was with had grew into her body son.

Me and my boi had like 3 rounds of 2 beers dancing, grinding with the shorties. Yes we was pretty lit by the end of the night. Headed back to one of the girls crib. She in her room with my boi they not really doing shyt. Im with the shorty talking but after awhile we both quiet. Im drunk but i decided to shoot my shot.

Me: "You looking very lovely tonight, ill like to witness such beauty again if u aint busy next friday night"

Shorty: "Come on now lightskinyeshua, u know i aint gonna date u"

Me: *silent for a few seconds* "Yeaaa....." *Goes on snapchat while trying to hold the urge to cry*

"I gotta go home, its late"

 

[Mac Brown]

my whole romantic life is a curve

 

[jj23]

A girl curved me by saying she had to take her mom to work. didnt even bother to push our date back or reschedule.

Jesus

That's some last rites shyt on whether or not you should ever think of contacting me....

 

[old_timer]

hmmm.. is this a curve??

End of semester party.. I was totally wiped out but wanted to socialize
I run into an exgf who invites me back to her place
She drove.. I can remember struggling to follow her stories
Upstairs.. I laid down on her bed.. it was so soft..
I was like..


Now, I am 100% sure we agreed she'd take a quick shower then hop into bed with me
Apparently, she thought the plan was I'd give her a headstart and join her in the shower
Well, so I laid there.. and zzzzzzzzz

Apparently, she finally got out of the shower like
..got dressed and went back to the party

At sunrise she comes home.. I'm still in her bed

She wakes my ass up.. im like so I try to play it off
Like now I'm well rested and --

"No, I'm good"
Tells me she hooked up with Miss p*ssy Eater (this apparently was an actual contest) at the party
And she let me know I had missed my chance

I got dressed like

Went downstairs.. got clowned by her housemates.. I was like walking through her neighborhood trying to find a damn bus stop

 

[Neuromancer]

I was on my way to a 80's cosplay event in a major city. I was cruising on my 80s Purple Reign era inspired motorcycle with my lace scarf floating into the wind when i noticed a young woman standing beside a 1982 Pontiac Trans-Am on the side of the road. I assumed she was cosplaying as Knight Rider as there was a distinct 80s style to her outfit. It appeared that several other cosplayers had tried to help her with whatever problem her car was having as all members of the group Devo

Spoiler

were looking at her engine. Oddly enough, no one wanted to break character as I saw one of the members attempting to make a phone call from one of those block cell phones. I pulled over and began walking towards them. The car shot out a red scanner beam in my general direction, started itself up and used a grappling hook to pull its female passenger back into the vehicle before speeding away. Im not quite sure but I think I heard the computer faintly laughing . Not too sure as the tires were very loud

 

[Mad Good Dro]

I was at 1 of these clubs out here

I see a bad super thick chick in a skin tight black dress sitting by herself

I walk over to her and say "Hi"

She looks me up and down and just says "No"

I say "Ok" and go about my business

Luckily it was loud enough in there that no one else heard the exchange

Hell naw dawg i would of had to press her ass, my ego to big for that

 

[OVER]

I was fat and quiet in high School so I got a few.

I tried hitting on a girl I liked and I was wearing a black t and I had a piece of thread on my shirt.
Her " You have something on your titty"

Me-

Another time I had a crush on some other girl and she was walking with her friend and her friend yelled "She like you" she was so disgusted...

 

[morris]

It happens to us all

Worse Diss by a Female Ever?

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Im not sure if its me bein curved or me curvin myself. But i've had some embarrasin ass moments.

One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like .. I just sit down on the pavement by her and yell to my homeboys "Help me yall I cant get up " she quickly walks away after that

- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!" right in her ear mad loud, I was mad geeked at the time. She got scared as fukk and dropped her drink all over her friend. I just gave the face and walked away as she was cursin me out.

Alcohol, the ultimate cock blocker.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

The worst was when I approached this girl she didn't even acknowledge me. This was probably my worst curve ever. That's one of the reason why I never go out of my way to approach women. If we are in the same spot, cool, I will vibe with you but me walking across to approach, nope.