Come in here and share the worst curve you've ever had...

[iBrowse]

hmmm.. is this a curve??

End of semester party.. I was totally wiped out but wanted to socialize
I run into an exgf who invites me back to her place
She drove.. I can remember struggling to follow her stories
Upstairs.. I laid down on her bed.. it was so soft..
I was like..


Now, I am 100% sure we agreed she'd take a quick shower then hop into bed with me
Apparently, she thought the plan was I'd give her a headstart and join her in the shower
Well, so I laid there.. and zzzzzzzzz

Apparently, she finally got out of the shower like
..got dressed and went back to the party

At sunrise she comes home.. I'm still in her bed

She wakes my ass up.. im like so I try to play it off
Like now I'm well rested and --

"No, I'm good"
Tells me she hooked up with Miss p*ssy Eater (this apparently was an actual contest) at the party
And she let me know I had missed my chance

I got dressed like

Went downstairs.. got clowned by her housemates.. I was like walking through her neighborhood trying to find a damn bus stop

You did the walk of shame and didn't even have sex

 

[iBrowse]

I was fat and quiet in high School so I got a few.

I tried hitting on a girl I liked and I was wearing a black t and I had a piece of thread on my shirt.
Her " You have something on your titty"

Me-

Another time I had a crush on some other girl and she was walking with her friend and her friend yelled "She like you" she was so disgusted...

Lord hammercy.

The bold happened to me a few times in H.S. though

 

[Flywin Lannister]

This isn't exactly a curve but moreso shade that i categorized as a curve

Me and one of my guy friends were at publix getting subs and he said he wanted to show me something He walked me over to the pharmacy and picked up a box of Ensure, and said "you're amazing now, but imagine if you *grabs butt* had more to love"

I really teared up right there in the aisle cause I've been hearing that all my life and he was demoted to friend and even today he's still like " It was a joke why so serious??"

Uh, no you were demoted to friend.

Why do so many women treat a rejection as an excuse to say 'I curved him'?

Girls get curved. Men get curved. We move on and meet other people.

 

[iBrowse]

Uh, no you were demoted to friend.

Why do so many women treat a rejection as an excuse to say 'I curved him'?

Girls get curved. Men get curved. We move on and meet other people.

I didn't want to say this because she's going through it pal. Let her cope in peace .

 

[LEEeveryday]

You always see that nikka in the club, that get's shunned on the dance floor...

You know his soul still dancing like this...

 

[AceMan]

This thread

 

[SadimirPutin]

Went out to the cllub with my boi and two girls from high school. Shorties use to be lames but they glowed up. Shorty i was with had grew into her body son.

Me and my boi had like 3 rounds of 2 beers dancing, grinding with the shorties. Yes we was pretty lit by the end of the night. Headed back to one of the girls crib. She in her room with my boi they not really doing shyt. Im with the shorty talking but after awhile we both quiet. Im drunk but i decided to shoot my shot.

Me: "You looking very lovely tonight, ill like to witness such beauty again if u aint busy next friday night"

Shorty: "Come on now lightskinyeshua, u know i aint gonna date u"

Me: *silent for a few seconds* "Yeaaa....." *Goes on snapchat while trying to hold the urge to cry*

"I gotta go home, its late"

okay this curve was cold as fukk

 

[Kaguya]

Uh, no you were demoted to friend.

Why do so many women treat a rejection as an excuse to say 'I curved him'?

Girls get curved. Men get curved. We move on and meet other people.

How was I rejected because he suggested I gain weight? He continued to pursue me after this incident even more strongly than he did before. He thought I was going to laugh through that and play with him and that's one thing I don't play about

 

[SadimirPutin]

In 6th grade there was this one girl named rayshuan. I had a crush on her since 3 grade. But this was the first time we ever shared a class before so I never had a chance to talk to her.

So early in the year I tell her I like her and I want her to be my girlfriend, she's curved the fukk outta me and tell me I ain't the best fighter in class so she can't go wit me I shrug it off and start going wit this girl named India, she was my second choice so I was fine, but in the back of my mind I always wanted rayshuan tho, regardless. So later on in the year I had a friend named Oliver, me and Oliver had been knowing each other since pre k and had a fight every year of elementary school, but we always be friends again. So like always me and Oliver have our annual mid year dual and I ended up winning, we were in class and no teacher was wit us at the time, cause our teacher was the active principal of the school and she would leave us in class for hours by our self.

So that fight I fukk Oliver up, in on top of him just punching the shyt out of him, im showing off for rayshuan lowkey, so she ended up pulling me off him and walking wit me to the office, while walking to the office I figured it was time for me to shoot my shot again I said "so now that I beat his ass can I be your boyfriend", lol chick said " no you way to violent for me" that's when I learned women were crazy.

i'm laughing because you went hard putting hands on your breh over a broad that wasnt even your and then karma didnt even wait to catch up...

LMAO

I still feel your pain over the curve tho......I hope that lesson taught you dont elevate random women over your boys( only steady proven girlfriends or your wife get that slot)

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Im not sure if its me bein curved or me curvin myself. But i've had some embarrasin ass moments.

One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like .. I just sit down on the pavement by her and yell to my homeboys "Help me yall I cant get up " she quickly walks away after that

- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!" right in her ear mad loud, I was mad geeked at the time. She got scared as fukk and dropped her drink all over her friend. I just gave the face and walked away as she was cursin me out.

*dead*

Omg...I need a tissue...shyt funny as hell...

Dapped and repped. I ain't laughed like this in a week or more...

 

[Silkk]

When i was much younger, I went on vacation out of state and my family called the day after I left to tell me that my house became haunted in my absence as a heads up so i could be mentally prepared to fight the ghosts (i had bingewatched ghost busters 1 just before departing) when i got back. They knew it ws haunted because they found the dog floating in the air in his sleep, table being set for a big party in the middle of the night and all of the clothes that needed to be washed ironed and on clothes hangers while the clean clothes were folded nicely near the washing machine with a bottle of laundry detergent next to them. They said it was a attractive twenty something year old woman so I got there like with my weegee board in hand. She never responded back and the hauntings stopped.

 

[Silkk]

Im not sure if its me bein curved or me curvin myself. But i've had some embarrasin ass moments.

One time coming out the club OD drunk. There was this sex ass blasian chic who kept lookin at me in the club we kept lockin eyes so I waited until the club let out to talk cuz I didnt wanna be stuck with one female for the last 30 minutes of the club. My homegirls snuck in some liquor so I have my drinks, but chasing it vodka. Only to become more fukked up. When the club lets out Im really fukked up. I see the girl tell my people to hold up. Shes posted up with her friends by a bar. I walk up we start talkin, I put my hand on the wall, light up a cig, while we're talkin. The all the liq just hits me hard, I lose my balance, hand slips and I hit my head on the club window glass, burn her arm with the cig. Shes yells like what the fukk is wrong with you blah blah. I start slurrin some words to her shes lookin like .. I just sit down on the pavement by her and yell to my homeboys "Help me yall I cant get up " she quickly walks away after that

- Another time I was of course way too drunk and on that white girl in Panama City for spring break. Kept doin shots because I couldnt feel the liquor. Im comin from the bar and this girl taps me on the shoulder. Alcohol hits me again. Im slurrin my words but havin a stable convo, until she asks what school I go to. For some reason I couldnt get U out of UCF nikka was stutter strugglin like a mofo. I sat there for like 30 seconds tryna pronounce UCF wobblin back and forth. I just told her to give me her number, got her number. Then later on in the night I see her again and I come from behind yell "UCF!!" right in her ear mad loud, I was mad geeked at the time. She got scared as fukk and dropped her drink all over her friend. I just gave the face and walked away as she was cursin me out.

 

[Malta]

After careful consideration I don't want to share my stories .

So, we bare our souls and tell the times we got shot down, but you - the threadstarter and you not gonna tell us when you airballed but steady in the thread alibiing our suffering?

 

[Ineedmoney504]

i'm laughing because you went hard putting hands on your breh over a broad that wasnt even your and then karma didnt even wait to catch up...

LMAO

I still feel your pain over the curve tho......I hope that lesson taught you dont elevate random women over your boys( only steady proven girlfriends or your wife get that slot)

Nah me and him didnt fight over here. We was friends, we would literally fight every year. Some he was would win and some I would win. But that one I made sure I won.

It was elementary shyt, he was like my best friend throughout elementary, we always fought tho for some reason we went to school together in high school and he was still my nikka, we bout weren't like kids no more.

 

[Max.]

Met this bad latina at my cuzn bday bbq...the whole day she kept eyeing me...we had lil talks made her laugh etc...(i didnt wana seem eager on her)

They asked me to go bar with them but i started a new job in the morning so i passed.. i saw her on okcupid a week later ...chatted n when i told her i thought she was cute she said "oh thanks" n that was it i replied sumthn else n never got a reply