Come in here and share the worst curve you've ever had...

[Max.]

Also a bytch i liked for yearss growing up...she was skinny with big ass titty (we was young) id always shoot my shot....she ended up being a hoe (legit fukk for cash) n she didnt think i knew we was 17/18 n some older breh(pimp)would pick her up drop her off in the bay to make $$$

 

[Max.]

8th grade i liked this bytch my friend said "ill go put in the word"

So im at lunch playn cool he goes up to her he says my name n she got that "smelled shyt disgust look"



fukk this thread brehs these hoes ended up single bitter moms i won

 

[Black Panther]

I originally got curved by my wife.

I had took a trip to Cairo when I was 18 and saw this BAD chick running through the streets

Thick milk chocolate complexion with blue eyes

She gettin chased by some goons who she stole a wallet from

When they caught up to her they was about to jump her, so ya boy stepped in and ran them off

We get to talking, she says she's from Kenya we hitting it off until she asks me about my parents

My dad died when I was young and that still pissed me off talking about it

She made up an excuse about how she had to leave; I realized what I did wrong not too long afterwards and thought I'd never see her again

Spoiler

And she stole my wallet.

Spoiler: However...

We're good now.

 

[Yaddam Yussein]

get curved by evil spirits brehs

you know it's bad when even an evil spirit doesn't want you

probably looked at you entering the house like

 

[LoMax30]

Senior year college. There was this earthy Lisa Bonet type chick I would see around. Shorty had locs and was built like a clydesdale Whenever I would see her she'd be in a group and I'd be by myself so I was kinda weird about approaching one girl while she's in a group One day in between classes I saw her walking on campus by herself on the other side of the street I casually crossed the street so as to not draw any attention to myself and then I pulled up on her and I introduced myself. We didn't chat long since it was between class. Then it went to..

Me: Hey, I know you're on your way to class so I don't wanna hold you up. Is it cool if we exchange numbers?
Her: For what?
Me: So we can hang out
Her:

Then she walks off.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

How was I rejected because he suggested I gain weight? He continued to pursue me after this incident even more strongly than he did before. He thought I was going to laugh through that and play with him and that's one thing I don't play about

You didn't add all that about him pursuing you before or after this or anything going on between you

And in all seriousness, the subject is not a joking matter and I hope you got a good handle on everything now and are totally fine

 

[How Sway?]

Man................
Back in first grade we were playing spin the bottle on the bus right...

so this gurl's who that I had a lil crush on, it was her turn to spin th bottle

I'm wishin upon a star(even though it was in the afternoon) that the bottle would land on me

and sure enough it did

lil How Sway? was like

.....Then I'm getting ready for her to kiss me on the cheek












































































........................this lil bih looked dead at me and was like "UHH UHH IM SPINNING IT AGAIN!"

in front of everybody!

That fukked my confidence up brehs I felt like throwing some crayons at that gurl

 

[SadimirPutin]

yea broads are cold....

its why I dont feel no sympathy for them when I hear nonsense about how the type of guys they want dont approach them

they dont want to make an effort cause their ego cant handle a no......imagine if men didnt have to dust off their L's and try again

 

[PhonZhi]

Stepped to some chick in Wal-Mart (forgot exactly what I said) and she responded with "that was lame as hell" and walked away.

I've approached so many women that shyt like that doesn't faze me AT ALL. I've gotten the number too many times and I've been rejected so many times. Its apart of the game.

That's really the only "rejection" that's memorable to me.

Atleast I shot my shot tho. Better than regretting not saying anything at all