LA Fisher
Banned
I skipped out on my ex's mother's funeral to cheat on her with a family friend, I gave that girl the world afterwards hoping that karma wouldn't fukk me too hard.
We were fukking in the dark (dimly light) and I couldn't shake the imagery of her mom tellin me that she loves how I always show her daughter respect and she knows she's in good hands with me, started losin my boner instantly.
So I pulled out, faked a nut, and somewhat drooled onto this chick's @sshole as if I busted, then finally mushed the cheeks together so it wouldn't be recognizable.
That's terrible but god damn if the last part of this isn't one of the funniest posts I've ever read.