Confessions 2014: Deep Dark Secret Edition (Get It Off Your Chest)

[LA Fisher]

I skipped out on my ex's mother's funeral to cheat on her with a family friend, I gave that girl the world afterwards hoping that karma wouldn't fukk me too hard.

We were fukking in the dark (dimly light) and I couldn't shake the imagery of her mom tellin me that she loves how I always show her daughter respect and she knows she's in good hands with me, started losin my boner instantly.
So I pulled out, faked a nut, and somewhat drooled onto this chick's @sshole as if I busted, then finally mushed the cheeks together so it wouldn't be recognizable.

That's terrible but god damn if the last part of this isn't one of the funniest posts I've ever read.

 

[kp404]

I made a lot of money breh.... I looooot of money mane. Nothing to show for it now tho... I got cool stories like how I put a BMF nikka in a fukking stretcher in 2006 after punching him thru a plate glass window. Also owned a crib parrallel to big meechs house and accidentally bust a shot from my yard into the top of their crib... obviously these nikkaz had tons of homes so he wasn't always in it. LOL my ass hid the ratty then hopped in the shower so I could claim I aint know wtf happened I was in the shower... but nobody noticed.

Damn breh you got some stories

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Damn breh you got some stories

yeah I'm 29 now I done racked up a bunch of stories

 

[kp404]

yeah I'm 29 now I done racked up a bunch of stories

Same age as me and I got stories too...not to that level where I've owned cribs but I grew up on King's Grant in SW Atlanta, so I saw it all growing up...that's why I had to get up and do something to help my people someway

 

[92Inc]

I was only nice to my late grandmother for my inheritance

 

[Black]

i love abba: dancing queen, such a great song

link?

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I'm in my late 20's & never learned how to ride a bike

 

[BlackBieber]

I was only nice to my late grandmother for my inheritance

nikkas aint shyt :diddy:

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Same age as me and I got stories too...not to that level where I've owned cribs but I grew up on King's Grant in SW Atlanta, so I saw it all growing up...that's why I had to get up and do something to help my people someway

Yeah man, worst part with me is that I had opportunities and shyt that a lot of motherfukkers ain't had like living overseas but I was always on some street shyt and never took advantage. Now I'm starting from scratch... never been stupid tho.. just was lost for a long time. Yeah I had mini mansions but never stacked bread.. had nikkaz living off me and all like a dummy.

 

[kp404]

Yeah man, worst part with me is that I had opportunities and shyt that a lot of motherfukkers ain't had like living overseas but I was always on some street shyt and never took advantage. Now I'm starting from scratch... never been stupid tho.. just was lost for a long time. Yeah I had mini mansions but never stacked bread.. had nikkaz living off me and all like a dummy.

You live and you learn breh...the game makes you wiser, so now you understand and atleast you get to start from scratch with more knowledge..some cats never get that chance

 

[BlackBieber]

What? How?

cheating is demonic, friend ur too angelic for these types of operation

besides ur a very smart lady u dont need to cheat

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Ok I got one


me and my manz was walking on houston in the lower east side and it was super cold

Seen a mexican with no clothes just a blanket on frozen to death on the ground under a scaffolding... dude was blue greyish. Lying Face down... it was one of the coldest winters EVER

Me and my manz was like wtf??


We stepped over the body and kept it moving like breh let's get out of here before we catch them blame... this ain't no situation for no nikkaz to be caught up in

and kept it moving

went out and got bent

 

[Illuminatos]

You ever get it on your shirt too? For a while when I was younger, it used to happen to me damn near everyday until I learned how to control it.

Nah, I got to bend over the sink when I brush my teeth. shyt is mad annoying.

 

[Premeditated]

How old was she?

15

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I skipped out on my ex's mother's funeral to cheat on her with a family friend, I gave that girl the world afterwards hoping that karma wouldn't fukk me too hard.

We were fukking in the dark (dimly light) and I couldn't shake the imagery of her mom tellin me that she loves how I always show her daughter respect and she knows she's in good hands with me, started losin my boner instantly.
So I pulled out, faked a nut, and somewhat drooled onto this chick's @sshole as if I busted, then finally mushed the cheeks together so it wouldn't be recognizable.

This is so sad, it made my night....Thank you, and God Bless you