Confessions 2014: Deep Dark Secret Edition (Get It Off Your Chest)

BlackBieber

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she didn't even have the breast implants, i got nudes of her somewhere on one of these old hardrives. but yeah, it wasn't the best sexual experience i had. chick claimed she didnt even give head. :beli:
hol up the large areolas are fake too :dahell:?

wouldnt even give u head, and now she a pornstar :umad: yo game was lackin breh :lolbron:
 

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Proudly cheated through every major exam in college. The collegiate system is a racket and my mentality at that time was to fukk the system while it was fukking me. I hold zero regrets.
How did you do it? pm if you don't want put it out here. :smile:
My older female cousin "almost" seduced me when I went to Africa. Apparently she was fascinated at the fact I was fresh from America. Worst part is............

I was only 9.:lupe:
How old was she?
 

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My friends brother is a huge dusthead and one time he got locked up and he two bags of dust just laying on the dresser.

My friend was like "you dare me to smoke it?":lolbron:

Me: Hell nah nikka that's dust :russ::beli:
Other friend: Do it nikka do it :lolbron:

I leave the house and come back and this nikka was high out of his mind on that dust juice:upsetfavre:. I asked my other friend what happened and he said IDK HE JUST DID IT OUT OF NO WHERE. Later on that week he ended up smoking the other bag and he started copping from a cat who sold it.:snoop: He was super nice in football and was looking at all types of scholarships but he ended up dropping off the team and losing his mind. He eventually dropped out and became a fulltime dust head for like two years. Today he works in the electronic section in Target. My friend who dared him to smoke it was with me in target to buy madden and we saw our old friend who tried the dust. We agreed that he looked fukked up and it's sad what he turned into but at least he was clean or appeared be. We paid for our shyt and as we were walking away my friend tells me some shyt I've never told another soul.

Friend: I lied to him and said I'd take a hit if he did. When he first smoked it he was like it's not that bad. I was like take some more hits. By his 3rd hit of that shyt he was so high he didn't even remember me saying I'd try it.:pachaha:

Me: WTF :ohhh:

Friend: Goodie two shoe ass nikka thought he was the shyt. Now he just a retired dusthead :bryan:

Me::what:

Friend: We can't all make it out the hood and go to college :smugbiden:
 
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I can't brush my teeth properly. For some reason I end up with tooth paste all over my hands and mouth. It's really fukking annoying. :merchant:

I'm fascinated by people who can walk around their house and brush their teeth at the same damn time. :wow:

You ever get it on your shirt too? For a while when I was younger, it used to happen to me damn near everyday until I learned how to control it.
 

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My friends brother is a huge dusthead and one time he got locked up and he two bags of dust just laying on the dresser.

My friend was like "you dare me to smoke it?":lolbron:

Me: Hell nah nikka that's dust :russ::beli:
Other friend: Do it nikka do it :lolbron:

I leave the house and come back and this nikka was high out of his mind on that dust juice:upsetfavre:. I asked my other friend what happened and he said IDK HE JUST DID IT OUT OF NO WHERE. Later on that week he ended up smoking the other bag and he started copping from a cat who sold it.:snoop: He was super nice in football and was looking at all types of scholarships but he ended up dropping off the team and losing his mind. He eventually dropped out and became a fulltime dust head for like two years. Today he works in the electronic section in Target. My friend who dared him to smoke it was with me in target to buy madden and we saw our old friend who tried the dust. We agreed that he looked fukked up and it's sad what he turned into but at least he was clean or appeared be. We paid for our shyt and as we were walking away my friend tells me some shyt I've never told another soul.

Friend: I lied to him and said I'd take a hit if he did. When he first smoked it he was like it's not that bad. I was like take some more hits. By his 3rd hit of that shyt he was so high he didn't even remember me saying I'd try it.:pachaha:

Me: WTF :ohhh:

Friend: Goodie two shoe ass nikka thought he was the shyt. Now he just a retired dusthead :bryan:

Me::what:

Friend: We can't all make it out the hood and go to college :smugbiden:
ur "friend" is a fukking a$$hole.. bet he'd snitch on you in a minute
 

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LOL nah breh

I'm easy going but I but I been around the block yafiggadeal me

I wasted my money and flunked outta college and it eats me up to this day... bc i barely attended.

Hey man, we all make decisions that make us better people in the long run...you live and learn right? You here and you living your life fam :leocongrats:
 

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I skipped out on my ex's mother's funeral to cheat on her with a family friend, I gave that girl the world afterwards hoping that karma wouldn't fukk me too hard.

We were fukking in the dark (dimly light) and I couldn't shake the imagery of her mom tellin me that she loves how I always show her daughter respect and she knows she's in good hands with me, started losin my boner instantly. :wow:
So I pulled out, faked a nut, and somewhat drooled onto this chick's a$$hole as if I busted, then finally mushed the cheeks together so it wouldn't be recognizable.
 

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Hey man, we all make decisions that make us better people in the long run...you live and learn right? You here and you living your life fam :leocongrats:
I made a lot of money breh.... I looooot of money mane. Nothing to show for it now tho... I got cool stories like how I put a BMF nikka in a fukking stretcher in 2006 after punching him thru a plate glass window. Also owned a crib parrallel to big meechs house and accidentally bust a shot from my yard into the top of their crib... obviously these nikkaz had tons of homes so he wasn't always in it. LOL my ass hid the ratty then hopped in the shower so I could claim I aint know wtf happened I was in the shower... but nobody noticed.
 
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