Confessions of a Simp
- Thread starter Cap. Scarlet
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Theres nothing wrong with being a "simp" if thats how you feel. I feel like simping for my girl sometimes.
Simping only becomes a problem when you have no backbone. When you let your girl walk all over you while you're worshiping her.
Be yourself. But make sure you demand respect at the same time.
Simping only becomes a problem when you have no backbone. When you let your girl walk all over you while you're worshiping her.
Be yourself. But make sure you demand respect at the same time.
That gif needs to be shortened to just the kid in the brown shirt laughing.
focus on the objective... dont focus on her completely just do what YOU want put yourself first...
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Yeah...this is ambiguous.
Keep simping please. It really is a beautiful thing.
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I am The Wrench in all your plans....
Cap. Scarlet
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Why do I have to be that?
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i'm a guy who has sometimes juggled simpettes
so take my words with a grain of
"commoditization is defined as the process by which goods that have economic value and are distinguishable in terms of attributes end up becoming simple commodities in the eyes of the market or consumers"
what that means..
is when there is no difference between two products
or differences are so minor no one cares
basically the products become indistinguishable to the consumer's eyes
like what is the difference between crest and colgate??
or chevron vs. shell?? or cases of bottled water??
so the shopper simply picks the cheapest price
or which one offers more convenience, etc.
now.. many times in life, where i looked around me
for whatever reason- there was no 4* (four stars) woman for me to date
i would just go with commodization mindset
so let's pretend i can't find a true 4* but there are multiple girls who rate at 3 stars
i would do a virtual bidding war (in my own mind)
meaning i would date the one who had a car (and let me use it)
or the one who would walk my dog for free
or would teach me stuff that enhanced me, builds me up
basically, the one who priced herself as the best bargain for me (+ my time)
in other words, the biggest simpette
i know this sounds cold and psychopathic
it's not like i would do this if a 4* was available
also, it's not like i would stoop as low as a 2star women
but i preferred to do it this way rather than be alone waitng for a 4* opportunity
---> what this means to you <---
know that by simping you are entering a bidding war to get with the opposite sex
it is very easy to be undersold
walmart was the low price leader
dollar stores started selling stuff for a dollar
so walmart started selling it for 88cents
...now what??
price wars.. that's how airlines have gone out of business
again, not to be psychopathic-
but there was nothing those 3star women could do to make me want to wife them
i would fukk them, listen to them (within reason), joke around with them
do lots of boyfriend activities with them (within reason)
but my loyalty was like a parking meter
if they stopped putting in quarters (or became problematic)
then i'd drive away and start over with the next simpette
it was never long term for me
---> break the cycle?? <---
my best advice is to try to discover what is unique about you
think of everything that is true about you
then compare yourself to four other guys
eliminate anything that could equally apply to them
keep going until you got a list of your true distinctions
this process might be very painful, perhaps leading to depression or insanity
but find stuff that is only true about you (or you rank 90th percentile)
then go get women based on those unique qualities
otherwise you will keep bidding on situations
putting yourself into an untenable long-term position
these are just my midnight thoughts 
so take my words with a grain of
"commoditization is defined as the process by which goods that have economic value and are distinguishable in terms of attributes end up becoming simple commodities in the eyes of the market or consumers"
what that means..
is when there is no difference between two products
or differences are so minor no one cares
basically the products become indistinguishable to the consumer's eyes
like what is the difference between crest and colgate??
or chevron vs. shell?? or cases of bottled water??
so the shopper simply picks the cheapest price
or which one offers more convenience, etc.
now.. many times in life, where i looked around me
for whatever reason- there was no 4* (four stars) woman for me to date
i would just go with commodization mindset
so let's pretend i can't find a true 4* but there are multiple girls who rate at 3 starsi would do a virtual bidding war (in my own mind)
meaning i would date the one who had a car (and let me use it)
or the one who would walk my dog for free
or would teach me stuff that enhanced me, builds me up
basically, the one who priced herself as the best bargain for me (+ my time)
in other words, the biggest simpette
i know this sounds cold and psychopathic
it's not like i would do this if a 4* was available
also, it's not like i would stoop as low as a 2star women
but i preferred to do it this way rather than be alone waitng for a 4* opportunity
---> what this means to you <---
know that by simping you are entering a bidding war to get with the opposite sex
it is very easy to be undersold
walmart was the low price leader
dollar stores started selling stuff for a dollar
so walmart started selling it for 88cents
...now what??
price wars.. that's how airlines have gone out of business
again, not to be psychopathic-
but there was nothing those 3star women could do to make me want to wife them
i would fukk them, listen to them (within reason), joke around with them
do lots of boyfriend activities with them (within reason)
but my loyalty was like a parking meter
if they stopped putting in quarters (or became problematic)
then i'd drive away and start over with the next simpette
it was never long term for me
---> break the cycle?? <---
my best advice is to try to discover what is unique about you
think of everything that is true about you
then compare yourself to four other guys
eliminate anything that could equally apply to them
keep going until you got a list of your true distinctions
this process might be very painful, perhaps leading to depression or insanity
but find stuff that is only true about you (or you rank 90th percentile)
then go get women based on those unique qualities
otherwise you will keep bidding on situations
putting yourself into an untenable long-term position
these are just my midnight thoughts